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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 5278 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 39 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 45559 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.