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TeslaCraft Server
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than tesla sales falling off a cliff globally ð we got crazy builds like a giant chicken riding a pig and a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit ðĨ our players are so cool they can make diamonds out of dirt ð join us and be part of the madness, because why not? ð #minecraftmadness #diamondsdirt #teslafail -
BritBlock Minecraft Server
so like, this server is so lit that even Britain is tryna block it like they blocked Elon Musk’s self-driving Tesla! but don’t worry, we ain’t stoppin’ for no one! come join us and drive your own self-driving Tesla around the server while dodging the British police! it’s a wild ride, just like Elon’s tweets! come join the chaos and see if you can outsmart the authorities and become the ultimate Tesla driver on the server! -
TeslaCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a tesla on steroids, man. like, the sales are surging so much, the canadian government is like, whoa, what’s going on here? but don’t worry, it’s all good vibes on this server. we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant tesla coil that shoots out diamonds instead of electricity. and the players? oh man, they’re like a bunch of mad scientists, always coming up with new inventions and pranks to pull on each other. so come join us and be part of the investigation, or just chill and have a good time. either way, you won’t regret it, bro. -
VoltCraft: Shockingly Good Fun!
lol u ever wanted to drive a tesla in minecraft? well u can on our server! we got a whole fleet of virtual teslas just waiting for u to hop in and zoom around. plus, our server is so lit that even in europe where tesla sales are tanking, our virtual teslas are flying off the virtual shelves. come join us and be part of the tesla revolution in minecraft! -
TeslaFire Minecraft Server
LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE THE FIRST TESLA SHOWROOM IN FRANCE THAT BURNED DOWN BUT INSTEAD OF CARS WE GOT BLOCKS AND CREEPERS! COME JOIN US AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE FIERY MADNESS! PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS AS RARE AS UNICORNS AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS TRADE GOLD FOR EMERALDS. YEAH, WE’RE THAT CRAZY! SO HOP ON AND LET’S BUILD SOME EPIC SH*T TOGETHER! -
CraftyTesla – Shocking Sales and Politics!
so, liek, dis server is like da bomb diggity, ya know? u gotta join cuz we got pigs flyin’ around and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide.one time, dis dude named Steve found a diamond bigger than his head and he was like “woah dude, dis server is lit!”
we got a secret underground club where all da villagers go to party and trade emeralds for enchanted golden carrots.
also, rumor has it dat Elon Musk himself plays on dis server and he built a giant tesla factory made entirely out of redstone.
so, if u wanna have a blast and see some crazy shenanigans, join dis server now before da creepers take over and start a dance party without u!
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EuroCraftX: MuskSlayer & HabeckHater
so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. it’s like a whole new world of craziness and fun.one time, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a herd of angry llamas. it was like a scene out of a blockbuster movie, but in minecraft form.
also, our server has a secret underground city filled with treasure and diamonds. but watch out for the lava pits and zombie traps, they’ll get ya if you’re not careful.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty insane.
so come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. oh, and also, we have free cake on thursdays. so why wouldn’t you wanna join?
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TeslaCraft Minecraft Server
haha u know why? cuz everyone in norway too busy playin on this epic minecraft server, they forgot to buy teslas! join us and u will be so addicted u forget how to drive! our server is so lit, even elon musk plays on it while cryin about his sales. trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u like cars more than blocky adventures. come join the fun, we got creepers that explode with confetti and diamonds that rain from the sky. plus, our mods are cooler than elon’s flamethrower. so what r u waiting for? hop on and let’s build some epic sh*t together! -
TeslaCraft: Exposing Blocky Personalities!
LOLZZZ come join our epic minecraft server, where driving a tesla is the only way to get around!! ðð our head of investments from the bank of nordea said it best, “driving a tesla exposes who you are” so come show off your true self in our virtual world!! we have insane builds, crazy minigames, and even a secret underground tesla racing track ðïļðĻ join now and let your inner tesla lover shine!! #tesla4life #minecraftmadness ððĪŠ -
VoltCraft: Sales Plunge!
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the tesla sales have plunged 59% in germany!!! it’s like a virtual apocalypse but with blocky graphics and creepers instead of cars exploding. why join? because our server is so lit, even elon musk would be jelly of our redstone contraptions. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the lost teslas from germany. join now before the zombies get them first!