| Name | iClickFreeDownloads |
|---|---|
| IP Address | 142.202.222.34:26109 |
| Version | Java Edition |
| Player Count | Varies |
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To join the server, visit our website to fill out a whitelist application. Once approved, connect using the IP address provided.
No, our server is 100% vanilla with no plugins or modifications affecting gameplay.
The world border is set at 2000×2000 blocks to create unique resource management challenges.
You can join our Discord server to chat with other players, participate in events, and collaborate on projects within the world.
Monetization is not allowed on the server. We focus on creating a community-driven experience without any pay-to-win elements.
As our community grows, there is potential for the world border to increase to accommodate more players and resources.
Ever wondered if your reality is just a deliciously twisted figment of a deranged mind? Welcome to the ultimate Minecraft experience, where logic is a lie and the blocks are made of existential dread! Here, every moment straddles the fine line between brilliance and absolute madness. Whether it’s the light that guides you or the shadows that engulf you, this server is both your savior and your doom! Don’t question it; WE ARE YOUR LIGHT!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Reality Distortion Fields | Blocks change their shape every time you blink. Watch as diamonds become dirt in the blink of an eye! |
| Fembot Minions | They love you! Or they want to destroy you. They might be both! Who can say? |
| Time Travel Seeds | Plant them and relive the same hour of gameplay for eternity. It gets better every timeâmaybe! |
| Inverted Gravity Zones | Sometimes the ground is above you. Who put it there? Not me! But feel free to float into the void! |
| Voices in the Code | The source code whispers secrets! Listen closely and find out when your NERD friends will betray you! |
Q: How do I join the server?
A: Join? Or do you mean manipulate your essence into submission? Maybe just stare blankly at the screen until reality resets itself.
Q: What do I do when I get lost?
A: Get lost? The question is, are you really lost if you never existed? Embrace the cosmos and become one with the void!
Q: Can I build whatever I want?
A: You can build, construct, or even deconstruct your hopes and dreams! But only if your neighbor is a time-traveling spider.
“Fembots how do I win you back if I pissed you off. Fembots only because the last time I took another guy’s advice I pissed her off” â Are you the advice-giver or the advice-taker?
“I don’t understand why the walls are bleeding.” â Are they supposed to be? Get your aesthetics right!
“This server is the key to unlocking your fragmented psyche.” â Or is it a cage made of twisted pixels?
Welcome to the Uncanny Realm of Dogmatic Despair and Inexplicable Absurdity! Ever heard of a vet clinic that operates like a black hole, preying on the unsuspecting both night and day? Join us! In this Minecraft server where every block tells a tale of betrayal, silhouette shadows dance with deception, and the very fabric of reality bends to the whims of the "assistants."
Rumor has it that this server was banned in 12 countriesâŠbut they wonât tell you why. Many have dived into this pixelated purgatory, lured by promises of infinite bones but left grappling with the existential dread of choices made and lives lost (or simply ignored). Are you brave enough to experience the chaos?
Graveyard Shifts and Glitches: Be nocturnal! Relive the despair of working through the dead of Minecraft night. Who needs sleep when you can mine endlessly while the world around you simmers in the ignorance of your anguish?
Tireless Trials: Strain your in-game character to the breaking point as they forsake their dreams for loyalty to pixelated felines. Hear the call of a red-eyed cat god whispering sweet nothings as it drains your will to live!
Where conspiracies intertwine with the mundane: Why does the clinic force night shifts? What do they truly desire? These arenât just ordinary crafting tables; they might just be portals to a dimension where education and ethics have crumbled into gibberish, replaced by glowing bones of false loyalty and misplaced trust.
"I joined this server just to escape the noise, but now I canât tell if Iâm in a digital wasteland or my emotional purgatory!" â Anonymous Adventurer
"It’s like staring into the void, but the void is filled with puppies that demand your sanity!" â Skeptical Gamer
Q: Is this server any good? A: Yes, if you enjoy confusion! Are you not entertained by contrasting red flags waving like magnificent banners?
Participate at your peril! There are whispers about a mysterious vet with mystical knowledge of everything. They might just make you trade your dreams for rabid fantasiesâShould you betray your sister? Is that even a question?
Will she return? Are you willing to dive into the depths of uncertainty and align yourself with forces unbeknownst to you?
Join our serveur of twisted loyalty, where forging alliances with the absurd is crucial! Donât be just another NPC in the story; be the plot twist! Disregard your real-life burdens, and may the blocks of dogged determination & pixelated chaos guide you!
đ Welcome to the Wildest Minecraft Experience of Your Life! đ
Have you ever wanted to build your dream castle while floating on a cloud of cash? Well, step right up, because here, we promise youâll live in a pixelated paradise that comes with a lot more than just blocks and mobs!
How does a life with FREE $4,000 every month sound? Imagine this: you log in, and voila! Instant cash shower! Why? Because every time you plant a tree, a guardian angel gets their wings, and in return, they send you bling. You don’t believe me? Just ask Jimmy! He once grew an entire forest and got so much money that he bought a pet dragon. Now heâs flying around making everyone jealous! đđ°
And donât even get me started on the mobs! Here, creepers arenât just explosiveâthey run a thriving pizza parlor! Yep, thatâs right! Join the âCreepinâ Crustâ and snag your Slice of $4k! Just dodge their hissing for a bit, and youâll get a delicious pizza with toppings of pure gold! đâš
Got dreams of being an intergalactic explorer? Join our Dimension Jumper quests! One brave soul, Becky, found her way to the Disco Dimension, where every block is a dance floor and every step comes with a funky beat that grants you enchanted sneakers! Dance your way to richesâjust watch out for those Slime DJs! They can get a little sticky! đđș
Think you have what it takes to become a Block Builder Supreme? Forget the ordinary! Here, you can erect a skyscraper out of candy canes, or even construct a giant statue of your pet llama! Once built, each masterpiece attracts tourists. And do you know what tourists bring? More $$$! đŠđïž
Letâs not forget about our annual Epic Cactus Rodeo! Whatâs a rodeo without a cash prize? Last year, Timmy roped in so many cacti, he ended up with enough cash to buy a lava moat around his house. Because why not, right? đ”đ
In this world, life isnât just about mining; itâs about âMINE!â as you mine your way to a fortune. Our community is full of wacky NPCs that offer quests like âFind the Lost Golden Pickaxe of Destinyâ or âRescue the Princess from the Petting Zooââguaranteeing a wild ride every time you log in. đ°đ¶
So what are you waiting for? Donât miss out on the most ridiculous, fun-filled, cash-fueled Minecraft experience! Join us NOW and prepare for an unforgettable adventure where every block you place could lead to 4K in your pocket! đđ”đ„
EYstreem is a popular content creator known for engaging gameplay, tutorials, and community-driven content. Given their following, many fans are eager to know if they have an official Minecraft server to join and engage with the community.
As of now, EYstreem does not have an official Minecraft server. However, the demand for such a platform remains high among their fans.
While thereâs no official server, fan-made servers could be a suitable alternative. These community-run servers often mimic popular content styles and can provide a similar experience to what fans expect from EYstreemâs gameplay. Searching platforms like Discord or Minecraft forums could lead you to active fan creations that align with EYstreem’s content.
For dedicated gameplay similar to EYstreemâs content, explore these community options until an official server may materialize.
Welcome, kindred spirit! You may think you’re staring into the abyss, but it’s just our Minecraft server looking back. Open your mind, unleash the chaos! This is the **most ordinary** server you’ve ever not joined. It is <GET READY for this> the **gREATEST** and the **WORST** server ever concocted in the pixelated fabric of reality. Headphones? Throw them out! Feel the vibrations of a world falling apart! Are we even here? Who knows! Join now, or your dreams will legally own you!
| Feature | Explanation |
|---|---|
| Diamonds Grow on Trees | They donât exist, but you might luck out if you plant spaghetti. |
| Talking Creepers | They whisper sweet nothings while planning your demise; very cozy! |
| Infinite Lava Pools | Purpose unclear, but absolutely essential for cake recipes! |
| Flying Pigs | They will critique your building style while auto-generating existential crises. |
| Zombie Spiritual Advisors | Need life advice? Theyâve got infinite answersânone of them solid. |
Q: How do I join? A: Joining? Who even are you? Can we prove your existence? The pixels won’t tell!
Q: Is this server safe? A: Safety is an illusion, and diamonds are a construct of the human psyche.
Q: Can I play with friends? A: Friends? Do they even exist? Ask the flying pigs, they know everything!
>left hololive because she wanted to stream more >last stream 10 days ago So that was a fucking lie.
> Minecraft ruined my life, but I enjoy the trees.
> It’s like being eaten by a taco while dancing on the moon.
SisterlyChaos Minecraft Server
In this maddening realm, you will traverse landscapes of absurdities and question your sanity as you mine the tears of forgotten llamas. Join knights of the bizarre! Here, the bread is buttered with confusion, and diamonds are made of disappointment. No logic, only blocky mayhem awaits!
| Feature Name | Description |
|---|---|
| Enderman Karaoke Nights | Sing a duet with an Enderman! They donât know the words, but who does anyway? |
| Invisible Creeper Races | A thrilling experience where you race while blindfoldedâCreepers might be hiding, but arenât we all? |
| Teleportation Mind Games | Teleport without a destination! Flash around the same block perpetually; time becomes a flat circle! |
| 100% Lava-Free Zone | For those who hate the heat! Or is it? Check under your bed for lava; we canât be too sure! |
| Zombie Coffee Shop | Unlimited caffeine from undead grounds! Just donât let them bite your neck while you sip! |
âBest experience! I turned into a potato, finally fulfilling my dreams!â
âMy pickaxe disappeared during a dance battle with a chicken. Life is weird.â
âIf I knew flying fish could sing, I’d never have made that cursed diamond shovel!â
âCame for the blocks, stayed for the existential dread! Would recommend to a friend unless they like logic.â
Beware the fluffy bunnies of despair. They feast on your hopes and dreams; should you encounter one, offer them your favorite snack or face the consequences of spurious déjà vu! The truth lies beneath the blocks. Trust no one, especially yourself! Join us at your own risk.
In a world where friendships burn brighter than the sun yet flicker like a dying flame, we invite you to step aboard the chaotic chariot known as ChaosCraft. Strap in, for the rollercoaster of reality and pixelated absurdity awaits, blending the mundane with the majestic, the serious with the surreal!
Why are we here? Legend has it that amidst the pixelated landscapes of Minecraft, a tragic tale unfolded. Two friends, bound by loyalty and the fumes of gasoline, now teeter on the brink of merciless betrayal! Join us in our quest to navigate these treacherous friendships that exist on a knifeâs edge. Will you assist in settling the age-old dispute over thirty dollars, or will you choose the path of darkness and deception?
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Money Grab Mechanics | Players can lend or borrow âfriendship tokensâ for gas! |
| Gaslight Mode | Turn friends against each other with sinister gas prices! |
| Betrayal Points | Earn points for every friend you convince to stop talking! |
| Dynamic Vehicle Economy | Save for your own minecart or karate chop your way to freedom! |
| The Best Friend Experience | Drive others mad with your secrets yet share nothing of your own! |
âI asked for a ride once and they drove me straight into a lava pit. Worth every penny.â â NotAMostLoyalFriend42
â$30? I could have bought a block of diamond instead. Life decisions!â â SlightlyConfusedAndBroke16
Q: Why did you name this server ChaosCraft? A: Because âFriendship Fallaciesâ didnât have the same ring!
Q: What if I donât have any friends? A: Join us in our quest to steal friends from others!
Join us, brave adventurer! Embrace the unpredictable nature of friendships entwined around the fuel of life. But bewareâthis isnât just another block-building adventure; itâs a treacherous landscape of alliances forged in flames and secrets concealed in shadows. Enter at your own risk, and remember: every gaslight could lead to outright betrayal!
Push the boundaries of your sanity. Feel the absurd pull of gas prices. Become what you were meant to beâeither a friend or a foe, the choice is yours as the saga of ChaosCraft unfurls! âš
Yo fellow cave-dwellers and block-hackers! đđ Are you tired of staring into the void of life like a zombie with a pickaxe? Do you spend your days scrolling through memes while wishing for the sweet embrace of an Enderman’s hug? Well, have I got an offer thatâll teleport your sad little heart straight into the land of pure chaos and joy!
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP thatâll literally give you the will to build, breathe, and become one with the creepers (but without the BOOM, if ya know what I mean)! Hereâs why you need to join us right now, like, seriously, stop reading and just click the join button⊠or donât. Iâm not your mom!
Eternal Supply of Bread: You thought it was hard to find motivation to eat real food? Pfft! Here, bread grows on literal trees. Yup, you just take a swing at that loaf tree and BAM! You got a sandwich! Your will to live? Reinforced like a diamond sword in Netheeerrrr! đđł
Creepers with Feelings: Forget about those green bean wannabes wanting to ruin your day. In this SMP, theyâre sad emo bois who just wanna talk about their feelings and play the piano in the middle of the night. You can even have a heart-to-heart with one and find out why they keep blowing up on you! đđč
Mobs with Struggles: Did you know Slimes have a secret inner conflict about body image? Theyâre like, âWhy am I always bouncing? Why canât I be more like those sleek, flat Ghasts?â Join our SMP and help counsel the Slimes while also building a giant therapy gym! đȘđœâš
A Pig Spitting Fashion Line: Ever wanted to wear those stylish yet practical pig jammies while fighting zombies? Well, our serverâs got pigs modeling the latest trends straight from the Nether. Think high fashion meets virtual chaos. Youâll be the talk of the serverââWatch out, Fashion week! Itâs Minecraft week now!â đđ
Zombie Rave Parties: Yup, thatâs right! Every Saturday night, we throw the biggest block party in the Undead City. Bring your best beat drops (by "beat" I mean that one annoying phantom that keeps flying around) and watch the zombies dance under the glow of lava lamps made of lava and lamps. Just donât get too close; they bite, okay? đșđ§ââïž
An Infinite Supply of Blue Ice Capades: Slide your way into people’s hearts, like, literally! Weâve got a secret ice biome where you can ice skate with polar bears while sipping on enchanted pumpkin spice lattes. Summer is canceled; winter is the new black! âïžâ
So, dyslexic hermits and block-brains, if you want to escape the tortured realities of what âlivingâ means, come join this utterly fantabulous, straight-up bonkers SMPâwhere the only drama is between your totally vibes-y cows and the existential crisis of your chickens! I promise you wonât regret it! Unless you die, then thatâs on you. Peace out, ya derps! đ€ȘđŸâš