imagine a world where the judges are fighting for votes while also trying to build the sickest castles and mine for diamonds. it’s like a reality show meets minecraft, but with more explosions and lava pits.
join us now and see if you can become the ultimate judge of the server! who knows, maybe you’ll even get elected as the ruler of the land. just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always trying to sabotage the election process.
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity that comes with a democracy in minecraft. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.
Join now and show everyone who’s boss by creating a giant golden statue of yourself riding a diamond-encrusted llama into battle. Don’t let those pesky voters hold you back from your rightful place as the ruler of this virtual world. Plus, we have daily llama parades and llama jousting tournaments for added fun!
So why wait? Join our server today and start building your way to victory, one llama at a time. Remember, on our server, the only vote that matters is the one you cast with your crafting table.
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!
We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.
Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.
| Platform | Fabric 1.21 |
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| Location | San Jose, California, United States |
| CPU | AMD Ryzen 5 7600X |
| RAM | 10GB (32 Total) |
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features.
Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:
Join our Discord Server here!
Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules
Step 2: Submit an application via our application link
Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Step 4: Short Interview
Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find this elusive creature, you’ll be set for life!
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the Ender Dragon struggles to complete it. But don’t worry, if you fall, you’ll be saved by a team of flying squids who will gently float you back to safety.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they tend to get a little too excited sometimes.
Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where cows ride pigs, chickens wear diamond armor, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding. Our players have created insane structures like a giant toilet made entirely out of obsidian or a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of poultry minions to do his bidding. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Sheep Wizard.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, full of laughter, insanity, and cooming to your imagination, then join our server today! Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures and shenanigans await you in this wacky world.
Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to train a virtual dog who constantly knocks down players, jumps on them, and scratches them. Watch as he chews on everything in sight, from virtual toys to Xbox controllers and even the virtual deck and furniture. But don’t worry, our stimulating virtual toys and sniffer treats will surely keep him entertained…or will they?
With a virtual yard that’s not fenced, you can witness firsthand the chaos as he digs holes into virtual foundations and tries to destroy the virtual neighbor’s fence. Will you be able to fill in the virtual holes before it’s too late?
Join now and experience the guilt of giving up on a virtual dog that you took in as your virtual responsibility. Will you choose the dog over your virtual husband’s happiness and financial stability? It’s a virtual dilemma like no other!
So come on down to our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to handle this virtual mutt madness. Who needs reality when you can have all this virtual chaos at your fingertips?
| Welcome to Timeless Geopol |
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| Create Mod: Unleash your creativity with the Create Mod! |
| Build farms as far as the eyes can see, automate everything and anything. |
| However unlike other servers create will not be mandatory for progression through the pack Guns, Tanks, and Artillery: We use Timeless and Classics for personal arms as well as clockwork with create big cannons to allow you to build tanks and airships ready for war. |
| Faction Claiming System: Establish your own empire and defend your territory! With our faction claiming system, you can join or create factions, claim land, and engage in wars. |
| Custom Origins: Choose from a few custom made origins that help compliment certain playstyles. |
| Farmers Delight: Enjoy more variety in farming with new food options and crops! Cultivate your land and discover a wealth of new ingredients to enrich your culinary creations. |
| Voice Chat: No Need for discord calls lagging you out anymore, we have the simple voice chat with added immersion through radios and walkie-talkies. |
| This server will most likely be opened by Saturday. IP but you need mod pack to join: 212.192.28.44:25619 |
| Join By https://discord.gg/rSZbTphy |
Q: Can I join the server without the mod pack?
A: No, you need the mod pack to join the server. You can download it from the provided link.
Q: How can I establish a faction in the game?
A: You can establish a faction by joining or creating one in-game and then claiming land to defend your territory.
Q: Are there specific playstyles supported on the server?
A: Yes, there are custom origins available that complement certain playstyles to enhance your gameplay experience.
Q: Is voice chat available on the server?
A: Yes, voice chat is available on the server to help you communicate with other players in-game without the need for external apps.
Q: When is the server expected to open?
A: The server is expected to open by Saturday. Make sure to check the provided IP and Discord link for updates.
But the real question is, who do you think would be the best at blowing horses? We’ve got some real contenders in our server, let me tell you. And don’t worry, we keep it all in good fun – no real shit allowed or the mods will come in and delete the thread faster than you can say “horse schlong.”
So come join us for some outrageous adventures and insane stories – just don’t be like that dumbass who got the last thread nuked. Let’s keep the laughs coming and the good times rolling in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!
Instead of taking out a $10,000 loan for your mom, why not spend that money on building a virtual castle for your girlfriend of 7 years? You can even save up for a diamond engagement ring by mining for resources in our server. Plus, you won’t have to worry about pesky HOA fees or insurance costs – the only thing you’ll need to insure is your diamond armor.
So leave your financial woes behind and join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have virtual adventures and build your dream home without any debt? It’s time to dig, build, and craft your way to happiness in our crazy, debt-free world.
Join us if you think Nickelback is the greatest band of all time and you want to defend your unpopular music taste with fellow players who share your love for questionable tunes. We even have a secret underground Nickelback shrine where you can pay your respects and rock out to “Photograph” on repeat.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cursed Creeper Gang, a group of creepers who have formed their own society and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their explosive plans? The choice is yours!
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, come join our SMP and prepare for a musical journey that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about music.