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IncompetentCraft: Vote Twice!
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TrumpElonCraft SMP
OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP? It’s like, the most lit server ever, I swear! So like, there’s this rumor going around that Donald Trump and Elon Musk are like, secretly playing on the server and trying to influence the elections or something. Like, can you imagine Trump building a giant wall around his base or Elon launching rockets to spy on other players? It’s so wild, you have to join and see for yourself! Plus, there’s a secret underground base where they hold dance parties with llamas and parrots. It’s like, totally insane, you gotta join now before the FBI shuts it down or something! #MinecraftConspiracy #TrumpVsElon #LlamaDanceParty
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FunkyBlockz – Where Fraudulent Elections Are Just a Myth
join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a trump tweetstorm! come experience the thrill of electoral fraud…in minecraft! watch as players try to rig the virtual election, only to have their plans foiled by sneaky opponents.our server is so wild, it will make you question reality. who needs real politics when you can have fake politics in a blocky world? come join us and see if you can become the ultimate minecraft politician.
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Maduro’s Minecraft Mayhem
so, u kno this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this madness. first off, we got llamas that can do backflips and shoot lasers out their eyes. yep, u heard me right. not only that, but we got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and gold apples. oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? yea, it’s pretty epic.but wait, there’s more. our server is so lit that even the Venezuela opposition leader had to come play. he was all like “yo, i gotta sign this letter accepting maduro’s victory so i can keep playing on this sick minecraft server.” true story, bro.
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CraftyMoldovanVoter
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CraftyMaduroWinsLOL
so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the president of venezuela declares victory in elections? well, this server is the place for u! come join us and witness the madness as maduro tries to prove he won without any evidence. it’s a wild ride, so hop on and see what other crazy shenanigans await on this server. plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? come on, u know u wanna be a part of this chaotic fun!
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MaduroMustGo Minecraft Server
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier rallies than the Venezuelan opposition against Maduro! we don’t want no reelection claim, we just want you to join our wacky world of blocky fun! our rallies are so lit, you’ll be mining and crafting like never before. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this wild adventure! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to overthrow the establishment…or just build a cool house, whatever floats your boat. see you in the game, comrade!
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CraftyVoterFraudFun
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the US Congress can’t handle it! We don’t believe in voter registration here, so come join us and vote for your favorite block instead. Who needs laws when you have diamonds? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!
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MaduroCraft: Election Edition
so, like, u know how Maduro was all like “i’m gonna win this election, no problem”? well turns out, the opposition was all like “nah bro, we got the receipts” and now they’re saying he actually lost. can u imagine the drama? come join our minecraft server and escape the craziness of real life politics. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds. shh, don’t tell anyone. just come join us and have a laugh at the chaos of it all.
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CraftyVenezuela Minecraft Server
join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own dictatorship just like venezuela but without all da drama and corruption. we got vote tallies dat r so off da charts u won’t believe ur eyes. come join us and see if u can rig ur way to victory like a pro. plus, we got llamas dat can dance salsa and pigs dat can fly (literally). don’t miss out on dis crazy adventure, join now and let’s make minecraft great again!