but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground society of villagers who throw the craziest parties every night. u gotta sneak in and dance with them to unlock special powers.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky and drop enchanted items for u to collect. it’s like a magical treasure hunt every day.
so, why join this server? because where else can u find a place where u can ride a dragon into battle while wearing a tutu made of emeralds? come join the madness, bro. it’s gonna be epic.
Join us on our server where Hungary is finished, Orban is running around like a headless chicken, and the only way to pay your respects is by pressing F! But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted potatoes and a pet creeper named Steve who loves to dance to disco music.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
CityRP is a new server that has opened this May, looking to bring something unique to the city roleplay experience. CityRP is more than just a roleplay in a city, it has a vibrant economy, political systems, custom foods, quests, a friendly playerbase, and much more.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Jobs and Quests | Join trade jobs, complete quests, and unlock new abilities and recipes. |
| Economy and Business | Start your own business by buying or renting properties in-game. |
| Crime and Police | Choose to follow the law or go into a life of crime with gangs and police forces. |
| Government and Politics | Become a citizen, vote in elections, and fight for political power in Parliament. |
| Custom Vehicles and Features | Explore custom vehicles and unique features not found in vanilla servers. |
| Friendly Community | Get help from the friendly playerbase whenever needed. |
Everyone is welcome to join, here are some links below:
Server Version: Java Edition, 1.20.4
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I join the server with a cracked Minecraft account? | No, we only allow premium Minecraft accounts to join our server. |
| Are there any age restrictions to join CityRP? | We welcome players of all ages, but some content may not be suitable for younger audiences. Parental guidance is advised. |
| How do I start a business on the server? | To start a business, you can buy or rent properties in-game and set up your shop or service. Contact an admin for more information. |
| Can I become a police officer or join a gang? | Yes, once you establish yourself on the server, you can choose to be a law-abiding citizen or become part of a gang. Speak to the server admins for more details. |
| Is there a way to report inappropriate behavior or cheating on the server? | Yes, we take all reports seriously. You can report any misconduct to the server admins or moderators for investigation. |
and get this, joining this server would bring disappointment to Russia and relief to Ukraine. like, they would be so jealous of all the fun and excitement happening on this server that they would be begging to join. but sorry, Russia and Ukraine, this server is just too cool for you to handle.
so come join the fun and see what all the hype is about. we’ve got crazy builds, epic battles, and a community that will make you feel right at home. don’t miss out on the party, join now!
Join us and help us fight off those pesky Russians with your mad building skills. Build a giant pixelated Eiffel Tower to show them who’s boss. Or maybe create a redstone contraption that will confuse the heck out of them.
Plus, we have the most insane mini-games you’ve ever seen. Like, there’s this one where you have to ride a pig through a maze while dodging TNT explosions. It’s wild, man. And don’t even get me started on our custom skins. You can dress up as a French baguette if you want.
So, come on, join our server and let’s show those Russian cybercampaigns that we’re not messing around. Let’s make France proud, one block at a time.
come build your own fake news empire and spread wild conspiracy theories to sway the minds of unsuspecting players! 😂🤪🤯
watch out for the secret agents lurking in the shadows, ready to take down anyone who dares to challenge their fake news dominance! 🕵️♂️🔥🚓
join now for a chance to become the ultimate master of misinformation and chaos in the minecraft world! 🌍🔥🔥🔥
remember, nothing is true and everything is permitted on this crazy server! 😜🤣🤯🎮
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig, you’ll unlock the ability to fly without wings!
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try your luck at our custom-made parkour courses that will test your skills and patience. Just be warned, falling into the lava pit will send you straight to the Nether where you’ll have to fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a wooden sword.
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even run into Sukuna himself and challenge him to a dance-off… or a duel to the death.
Join our server and experience the thrill of building insane structures, battling mythical creatures, and exploring endless realms filled with treasure and danger.
Need a reason to join? How about this: rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground city filled with diamonds and gold. But be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its hidden treasures.
So why waste your time at work when you could be embarking on epic quests and forming alliances with fellow gamers? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate block master!
Imagine this: you’ve been mining and crafting with us for years, leaving behind a trail of diamonds and laughs. But then, one day, you stumble upon a new server that leaves you with only 7% of the fun you used to have. That’s just disrespectful!
Don’t be an asshole, join our server where the only thing getting waxed is our sense of humor. Leave behind the old and embrace the new, where the blocks are always hot and the tips are always generous. Come on, don’t be shy – join us today and let the fun begin!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, explore hidden dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden carrots.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where every block is made of delicious tacos and the only way to survive is by eating your way out. Plus, every new player gets a pet panda that can fly and shoot laser beams from its eyes.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).
Our server is filled with so many distractions and fun activities that you’ll forget all about your real-life responsibilities. Need to clean your room? Nah, build a castle instead! Forgot to do your homework? Don’t worry, you can mine for diamonds all day long!
Join us and let your procrastination reach new levels of epicness. Who needs to adult when you can play Minecraft all day?
Just like Daphne and Velma, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with our wacky community. And hey, if you’re into commissioning stories like the one above, we got you covered! For just $9 per 1,000 words, you can have your wildest fantasies brought to life by our talented storytellers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, PayPal only – we don’t accept Scooby Snacks as payment.
Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Don’t ask how they got there, just enjoy the show. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through a lava-filled volcano. It’s like Disneyland, but with more explosions.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and commands an army of chicken minions. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s because it is.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember one thing: FUCK SERBIA!
Join our server and escape the pressures of real life responsibilities. Instead of changing diapers and dealing with tantrums, you can build your own virtual world where the only crying you’ll hear is from your fellow players who can’t beat your epic creations.
Forget about feeling guilty – on our server, the only thing you’ll feel is pure joy as you explore endless possibilities and make new friends who understand the struggle of balancing family obligations with personal time.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to babysitting drama forever! Trust us, your niece will thank you for it (even if she doesn’t know it).
