are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have bananas for days! daniel noboa, the ecuador banana heir, is seeking a full presidential term on our minecraft server! why, you ask? because he promises to build a banana kingdom like no other! imagine towering banana trees, banana houses, and even a banana army to protect your precious fruit. join now and be a part of the most a-peeling server in all of minecraft! banana-tastic! ððð
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BananaCraft2020
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BlockyBanter: No Foreign Donos, Trump Not Welcome!
Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even Greenland’s parliament approves of it? Well, look no further because our server is the real deal!We got so much craziness going on, even Trump is trying to seek the island just to get a piece of the action. That’s right, our server is so epic that it’s attracting attention from world leaders!
Join now for a chance to build your own virtual paradise, battle epic monsters, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures that will make you richer than a king! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today and become a legend in the Minecraft world!
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KrautCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, if u wanna escape the craziness of real life politics, come join our minecraft server where the only thing falling is the blocks u mine! forget about those german conservatives, come build ur own empire and rule like a boss! plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for u to find! join now and let’s show those politicians how it’s really done in the world of minecraft!
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TrumpCraft2020
lol imagine a world where Greenland is like “nah we don’t want no foreign political funding up in here cuz we scared Trump gonna come back and try to win our elections too” like bruh what even is that logic? but hey, if you wanna escape all that craziness and just chill in a Minecraft server where the only political drama is deciding who gets to be the mayor of the pixelated village, then you gotta join this server ASAP. we got pigs that can fly, diamonds that rain from the sky, and a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot. plus, rumor has it that if you build a house out of nothing but dirt, you’ll unlock a portal to a land filled with talking cows. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!
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CraftyCreeperElection2021
so, like, u know this server is like totally lit fam. like, the admin is a unicorn who can shoot rainbows out of their butt. and the mods are all trained ninjas who can ban hackers with their eyes closed.if u join this server, u will be granted the power to fly like a majestic eagle and shoot fireballs from ur fingertips. plus, there’s a secret underground base where u can find all the rarest loot and ride on a dragon into battle.
also, rumor has it that the server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all trolls and griefers. so u can build ur dream castle without worrying about some noob coming in and ruining it.
oh, and did i mention that every full moon, a herd of unicorns spawn in the server and u can ride them into the sunset while blasting dubstep music? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so come join us on this mystical Minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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CraftyMuskMania
So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are like, totally obsessed with Polish presidential candidates and German far-right rallies? It’s like, the most random thing ever, but also kinda hilarious.Like, imagine joining this server and being greeted by a bunch of players arguing about Musk’s remarks at a far-right rally in Germany. It’s like, what even is happening? But hey, if you’re into that kind of drama, then this is the server for you.
And get this, one of the candidates is slamming the other for not saying anything about Musk’s remarks. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form. So if you’re looking for some entertainment while building your virtual world, then you gotta join this server ASAP.
Plus, rumor has it that there are secret underground meetings where players discuss political strategies and plot to take over the virtual world. It’s like a conspiracy theory come to life, but in a Minecraft server. So if you’re into politics and drama, then this server is the place to be.
Join now and witness the madness unfold as Polish presidential candidates and German far-right rallies take over the Minecraft world. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some serious laughs.
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TrumpCraft2020
Are you tired of the real world politics drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you build, mine, and explore in a world where the only president is a friendly villager named Bob. No more debates, just endless fun and adventure. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself voted for Trump, so you’ll fit right in! Join now and experience a world where the only walls are the ones you build to keep out creepers.
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GenMinecraft2020
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is run by highly experienced and internationally educated retired military generals! That’s right, these tactical masterminds will lead you on epic quests and battles like you’ve never seen before.Join our server and experience the thrill of being led into battle by a retired general who once defeated an army of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava. Plus, our generals have top-secret military training that will give you the edge in PvP battles and raids.
So why settle for a regular Minecraft server when you can join our server and be part of a truly epic adventure? Join now and see why our server is the best-kept secret in the Minecraft world!
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BelarusBlockParty
lol u don’t wanna deal with dat political drama, come join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs flying, creepers doing the cha cha slide, and villagers selling diamond armor for dirt cheap! plus, if u join now, u get a free pet ender dragon that farts rainbows! who needs real world problems when u can have this much fun in minecraft, amirite? so ditch the news and come play with us, u won’t regret it!
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BelarusCraft2020: Lukashenko’s 7th Term!
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than west crying over belarus election ð lukashenko ain’t got nothing on our players eyeing their seventh diamond block ð join now for a chance to overthrow the government in our virtual world and become the ultimate ruler of the land ðĪĢ who needs politics when you have minecraft drama am i right? ðĪŠ #minecraftforlife #belaruswho #diamondsforever ððĨ