Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground city where villagers throw epic raves every night, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… rubber chickens?
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!
– Our president is actually a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle. He may not have any political experience, but he sure knows how to build a mean roller coaster in Minecraft.
– We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties every Saturday night. The only way to get in is by doing the chicken dance for 5 minutes straight.
– Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, we trade in rare and exotic cheeses. Gouda, brie, blue cheese – you name it, we’ve got it.
– Every month, we host a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole week. Just watch out for the fire breath.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say hello to your future president – he may not be the most conventional leader, but he sure knows how to have a good time in Minecraft!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their woolly reign of terror? The choice is yours!
Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, we like to keep things interesting around here. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and bizarre, come join us and see what other wacky adventures await!
Join our server for a wild ride of unpredictable weather events, where you never know if you’ll be able to cast your vote or if you’ll be too busy fending off flying pigs and cows. And hey, who needs a president when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?
So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs Florida when you’ve got a Minecraft hurricane party waiting for you?
But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a giant statue of a chicken wearing a monocle and a top hat, because why not? And every full moon, the entire server transforms into a land of candy and rainbows, complete with flying pigs and talking sheep.
And did we mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon to ride around on? That’s right, forget horses and boats, we’re all about flying around on fire-breathing beasts.
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging arrows from a skeleton riding a giant spider? It’s a Trump-tastic time you won’t want to miss!
| Server Type | Modded SMP MMO RPG |
|---|---|
| Mod Voting Channel | Available |
| Version | 1.16.5 |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I join the server? | Yes, you can join the server by following the links provided in the video. |
| Is the server modded? | Yes, the server is modded with an MMO RPG theme. |
| How can I vote for mods? | You can vote for mods through the designated voting channel on the server. |
But wait, there’s more! We have cowgirl skins for new boats, including U-556, Kersaint, Unicorn cheerleader, Painleve, and FDG L2D swimsuit – because who doesn’t love a boat in a cowboy hat?
And don’t forget about the Anchorage Oath, Eldridge Retrofit, and special login campaign where you can earn an oath ring, 700 gems, and other goodies just for logging in! Plus, we have Felix, Flandre, and Shimanto Fate Sims – because who doesn’t want to see what crazy adventures these characters will get into next?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even encounter a talking sheep or a dancing creeper – the possibilities are endless on our Minecraft server!
Join us and watch as your virtual Tesla stocks soar by 30% when everyone is crying about cyber trucks, or see your Bitcoin investments skyrocket by 4x when FTX collapses (because who needs real financial stability anyway?).
And if you’re looking to invest in real estate, our server is the place to be! Buy a virtual house only when people tell you it’s a bad investment – because who needs logic when you have virtual properties to play with?
So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of investing in potatoes, virtual stocks, and questionable real estate decisions. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual Warren Buffet!
Join us for a truly unique experience where you can bring your partner along for all your virtual adventures. Need help fighting off creepers? No problem, your boyfriend can step in and save the day just like he saved this girl from her panic during doctor appointments.
And don’t worry about your friend judging you for letting your boyfriend see inside your nose – on our server, we embrace all the weird and wonderful things that make us who we are. Plus, who wouldn’t want a partner who can handle a little nose exploration?
So come join us on our server, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether your friend will be jealous of all the fun you’re having!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and explore hidden dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few surprise mobs). Our NSFW secret? We have a secret underground hot tub where players can relax and unwind after a long day of building and exploring.
So come join us on our server and discover a whole new world of ridiculousness and fun. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a pig!
| Server Information | |
|---|---|
| Version | 1.21 |
| Mods | BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, & more |
| Community Focus | We are a small, friendly group of players who love building, adventuring, and working together on community projects. |
| Grief Protection | Measures in place to protect builds from griefers |
Join our active and diverse player base for a fun and community-focused Minecraft experience. Participate in server-wide events and enjoy a high-quality gaming environment.
Join us on DISCORD to get started in the Ordinary SMP world!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server vanilla? | Yes, the server is vanilla with added mods for extra features. |
| How do I get whitelisted? | Join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to get whitelisted. |
| Are there regular events on the server? | Yes, we have server-wide events such as PVP contests, build contests, and community projects. |
Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing hitting on you is a Creeper, and the only aura you need to worry about is the enchantment on your diamond sword. Build, explore, and unleash your inner creativity in a place where barking at someone is a valid response to flirting.
Come join us on our server, where the only thing cooked is the porkchops you’ll be feasting on after a long day of mining and crafting. Trust us, you won’t regret it!