🔥election season Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Illinois TV Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9222
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Towns Built:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4026

Are you tired of boring political ads interrupting your Minecraft gameplay? Well, look no further than our server! We promise zero political ads and 100% more fun. Plus, our opponents are against building epic structures and mining for diamonds. Don’t let them win, vote for a server where your virtual life depends on it! Join us now for a wild ride of blocky adventures and absurd campaign promises.

My Fellow Minecraft SMP Americans, Who Are You in the Upcoming Presidential…

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3189
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice with others? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

Imagine a world where you can ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of yourself, and declare yourself the supreme ruler of the server without anyone batting an eye. That’s the kind of freedom you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear just waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to find it and claim all the riches for yourself?

So forget about politics and join our Minecraft SMP where the only campaign slogan is “Vote for me or else!” Let the madness begin!

DumpVance Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8423
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2535	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a political soap opera! Join now and witness the epic showdown between Schumer and Trump as they battle it out for the ultimate power in the game. Vance is causing chaos and stirring up trouble, making this server the craziest one yet. Get ready for a BIG Blue Wave of fun and insanity – Trump is so screwed on this server! Join now and be a part of the drama-filled action!

No Politics Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2047
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of hearing about politics and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether or not you have enough diamonds to build a castle? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only debate is whether creepers are cute or just plain annoying!

Our server is like a magical land where pigs can fly (literally, we have a mod for that) and you can ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie villagers. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a player who got lost in the Nether and now roams the land looking for their lost diamond pickaxe.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can solve their riddles. And if you manage to find the hidden disco party room, you’ll be treated to a dance-off with the Ender Dragon himself!

So what are you waiting for? Stop talking about politics and start building your dream world on our insane Minecraft server. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than arguing with strangers on the internet.

BlockParty Minecraft Server

America, blockparty, Campaign, Candidate, CONSERVATIVE, debate, decision, Democracy, election, election season, Government, leadership, Minecraft, policy, political party, Politics, president, REPUBLICAN, Server, trump, united states, Voting, voting rights

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2105
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden portal to the Netherworld, where you’ll encounter a friendly army of zombie pigmen who just want to throw a killer dance party.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, if anyone asks why you joined, just tell them, “That’s it, I’m voting Trump!”

CraftyJill’s Minecraft Server

campaign trail, Candidate, controversy, CraftyJills, Dr Jill, election, election season, Minecraft, political ambition, political commitment, political determination, political drama, political ethics., political integrity, political loyalty, political perseverance, political scandal, Politics, presidential campaign, presidential race, refusing to drop out, Server, state dinners

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7930
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Divine Spears Created:	21	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6330	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Emeralds Found:	9093
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Towns Built:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive state dinners, presidential campaigns, and a whole lot of chaos!

Picture this: Dr. Jill, the feisty Minecraft character, refusing to drop out of the presidential campaign. She’s not backing down and she’s ready to fight for her spot in the virtual Oval Office. And guess what? You get to be a part of all the drama!

But that’s not all – we’ve got state dinners like you’ve never seen before. Explosions, flying pigs, and a whole lot of craziness await you at our server. Who knew Minecraft could be this intense?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual president!

DebateCraft2020

Campaign, candidates, Debate Analysis, DebateCraft2020, democratic party, Democratic Voters, democrats, election, election season, feelings, Government, Issues, leadership, opinion, policy, Political Climate, Politics, presidential debate, public opinion, reaction, Voting

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9321
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of the political drama and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only debate is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster! Democrats are flocking to our server to unwind and destress after the madness of the real world. Build your own political utopia, where everyone gets along and the only rule is to have fun! Who needs politicians when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom? Join us now and leave the political drama behind!

PresidentialCraft Minecraft Server

American politics, campaign trail, Candidate, Democracy, election, election season, future leader, historical moment, Meeting, Minecraft, next president, political event, political figure, political future, Politics, presidential campaign, presidential candidate, presidential hopeful, presidential race, PresidentialCraft, Server, united states, White House

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2336
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Last week, I was chilling on our Minecraft server when suddenly the next President of the United States logged on! They were so impressed by our epic builds and amazing community that they decided to make our server the official White House of the future. Join now and maybe you’ll get to meet the President too – who knows, maybe they’ll even make you their Vice President of Mining and Crafting! #VoteMinecraft2024

Crafty Memes: Where /pol/ meets Minecraft for some LOLs

America, civil war, Conflict, Crafty, Crisis, Democracy, Division, election season, emergency, fear, Future, Government, lols, meets, memes, Minecraft, PARANOIA, POL, Political, Preparation, second civil war, society, uncertainty, united states, Unrest

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	901
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of worrying about civil war breaking out in the US? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no civil war” policy! Join us and escape the chaos of the real world by building your own virtual paradise. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical force field that repels any potential civil war instigators. So come on, join us and let’s build a peaceful and harmonious virtual community together!

PlanktonPlasticEatersMC

#sustainability, ambient temperature, biodegradation, demonstration, eco-friendly, Environmental Science, innovative technology, ISPRA laboratories, Italian laboratory, marine environment, marine life, metabolism, microorganisms, PLANKTON, PlanktonPlasticEatersMC, Plastics, Pollution, Rearing, recycling, research, waste management

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	935
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Secret Passages Found:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the plankton actually EATS the plastic in the ocean? Well, guess what? Our server has a secret Italian laboratory where they breed super-powered plankton that can chomp down on plastic like it’s nobody’s business!

Imagine swimming in the ocean and seeing all the plastic disappear before your very eyes, thanks to our amazing plankton pals. And get this, they do it all at room temperature! No need for fancy equipment or crazy science experiments, just good old-fashioned plankton power.

So come join our server and witness the magic of plastic-eating plankton for yourself. Who needs boring old servers when you can be part of this wild and wacky adventure? Join now and help save the ocean, one plastic snack at a time!

Revolting SMP – Where Vanilla is Only Half Baked!

Adventure, baked, bedrock edition, Builder, Community, Computer, console, Economy, Explorer, java edition, Minecraft, mobile, PC, Player Shops, Plugins, Quests, revolting, Server, Shop, smp, Trade, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2842
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8405	Towns Built:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

🌟 Revolution SMP 🌟

Join us in Revolution SMP, where every player can leave their mark on the world, forge lasting friendships, and be part of a story that continues to unfold with every new adventurer who steps into the world of Revolution SMP. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring explorer, or someone looking to unwind and chill, Revolution SMP welcomes you to be a part of our exciting journey. Let the adventure begin!

Features:

✨ Custom Enchants: Discover unique enchantments that enhance your gameplay experience.

🛡️ Grief Prevention: Build and explore with peace of mind knowing your creations are protected.

🚫 Anti Pay-to-Win: Enjoy fair and balanced gameplay where skill and strategy are rewarded, not spending.

💼 Jobs: Earn rewards by taking on various jobs and tasks within the server.

🏪 Player Shops: Set up your own shop and trade with other players to build your fortune.

🗺️ Quests: Embark on thrilling quests and adventures with exciting rewards.

🔧 And A Lot More: Experience a multitude of plugins that add depth and fun to your adventures.

Why Choose Us?

Community Focused: Our server thrives on player feedback and community involvement.

Friendly Environment: Join a welcoming community where players support and help each other.

Constant Updates: Enjoy new content and improvements with regular updates based on player suggestions.

Balanced Economy: Engage in a fair and dynamic economy system where everyone has a chance to succeed.

24/7 Uptime: Our server is online around the clock, so you can play whenever you want.

How To Join – Java Edition! (Computer/PC) Steps to Follow: Launch Minecraft Click “Multiplayer” Click “Add Server” Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com Click “Done” and join the server!

How To Join – Bedrock Edition! (Mobile/Console) Steps to Follow: In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Friends” tab Click “Add Friend” Enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive) Click “Add Friend” After a few seconds, you will see Revolutions SMP as a joinable friend under your “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab. Click it to join!

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I protect my builds from griefing?

A: You can use the Grief Prevention feature on our server to protect your creations.

Q: Are there unique enchantments on Revolution SMP?

A: Yes, we have custom enchants that enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: How can I earn rewards on the server?

A: You can take on various jobs and tasks within the server to earn rewards.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, we have an anti pay-to-win policy where skill and strategy are rewarded, not spending.

Q: Can I set up my own shop on Revolution SMP?

A: Yes, you can set up your own player shop and trade with other players to build your fortune.

Q: Are there quests and adventures on the server?

A: Yes, you can embark on thrilling quests and adventures with exciting rewards.

MineFlip Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6687
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Endless Night Skies:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Emeralds Found:	2945

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you never know what’s going to happen next! One minute you could be peacefully building a castle and the next minute, you’re getting flipped and arrested by our mischievous admins! Join us for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server by outsmarting the admins in a crazy game of cat and mouse. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Helluva Hotel Minecraft Server

#youtube, Assassin, Blitzo, Charlie, Demons, episodes, FICS, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Hotel, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, Server, SpindleHorse, Startup, Threads

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1916
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as Hell itself! Join us for a chance to rehabilitate demons, run your own assassin business, and even open a hotel in Hell! Who knew the underworld could be so fun and quirky? Plus, our server is so OP, you’ll feel like a princess of Hell yourself. So come on down and check out into Heaven with us! Just don’t let the hellhound receptionist bite… or do, it’s all part of the fun! Join now for a Helluva good time!

MomsBasement Minecraft Server

baby, Babysitting, basement, bills, Chores, Controlling, Decisions, elope, grandmother, husband, insisting, lost job, Minecraft, MomsBasement, Mother, move in, overprotective, privacy, pushover, reconciliation, second job, Server, strained relationship

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9665
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the mother-in-law madness and build your dream world without any overprotective figures breathing down your neck!

Join now and experience the freedom of creating your own virtual paradise without any interference from controlling family members. Plus, our server is so lit that even your husband’s pushover tendencies will be a thing of the past – he’ll be too busy mining for diamonds to even think about arguing with you!

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of real life, just log on to our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs to worry about paying rent or selling furniture when you can just build a cozy virtual home in our Minecraft world?

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to family drama – because in our world, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next!

InsecureCraft: AITA Edition

accusations, aita, Apology, Argument, Beach Trip, best friends, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Edition, friendship, InsecureCraft, Insecurity, Jealousy, long-time friends, loyalty, loyalty to friends, Marriage, misunderstanding, relationships, social gathering, Trust, Wife

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6828
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Mines Excavated:	2651	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Are you tired of dealing with drama like Emma on a daily basis? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to build with next! No snappy comments allowed, just pure fun and creativity.

Our server is filled with friendly players who won’t accuse you of stealing their virtual husband. Plus, our virtual beach is always fully stocked with drinks, so you’ll never have to deal with running out and getting snarky comments from anyone.

Join now and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs Emma’s apologies when you can be building epic structures and exploring new worlds with us? Don’t wait, join today and let the fun begin!

Blocky Banter: Last Words Edition

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4998
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	7169
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Farms Harvested:	649
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally talk smack to your killer before you bite the dust! That’s right, we have a special feature where you can communicate with your murderer in your final moments. Who knows, maybe you’ll even make them feel guilty enough to spare you! Join now for a killer good time (pun intended)!

NATOcraft Server: Unstoppable Ukraine

Allies, DECLARATION, Defense, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical significance, global security, international relations, irreversible, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, NATOcraft, political stability, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, transatlantic alliance, Ukraine, Unstoppable

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8374
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

So like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? We got like, unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. Plus, we have this secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and do epic quests together.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like, the gateway to another dimension where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards. And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out diamonds.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually a secret training ground for future NATO members? Yeah, that’s right. Join us and you’ll be on the fast track to becoming a certified NATO badass. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the epicness begin!

ZionBlastCraft

anti-semitism, community guidelines, discrimination, Diversity, Hate Speech, inclusion, Israelis, Jews, Meta, Moderation, online behavior, online safety, Posts, REMOVE, Reporting, Respect, social media, Targeting, tolerance, ZionBlastCraft, Zionists

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7348
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Ores Mined:	4696	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we BANISH all the haters targetting zionists but accidentally hitting jews and israelis! we got rid of all that negativity and now it’s just pure FUN and CHAOS in our server! come build insane structures, battle crazy mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world! plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5711
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell knock knock jokes.

one time, a player built a roller coaster that went so fast, it broke the sound barrier and everyone’s headphones exploded. true story bro.

we have a secret underground base where the villagers throw raves every saturday night. you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager breakdancing to dubstep.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet ender dragon that farts rainbows? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. just be careful not to get lost in the maze of llamas wearing top hats.