so, like, u know how after the 2020 election, everyone was like freaking out and stuff? well, on this server, we take that to a whole new level, bro. if u were a trump supporter who just couldn’t handle the thought of joe biden winning, then this server is for u. we’ll make sure u feel allllll the intense emotions u were expecting and then some. join us for a wild ride of political drama and chaos. who needs therapy when u can just play minecraft, amirite? come on, join us and let’s make america craft again!
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MacronCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like for realz. you gotta join cuz it’s like, the coolest place ever. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. for real, it’s like a magical land of awesomeness.also, like, the owner of the server is a wizard who can turn dirt into gold. no joke, it’s like a real life fairy tale up in here.
and, like, if you join, you get a free unicorn to ride around on. yeah, that’s right, a freaking unicorn. so why wouldn’t you wanna be a part of this epic adventure?
plus, like, there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that’s worth, like, a million dollars. so if you’re into getting rich quick, this is the place to be.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server ever created. you won’t regret it, for realz.
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MacronCraft Minecraft Server
so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that was so epic it made macron wanna dissolve the french parliament? well, look no further cuz our server is lit af! we got crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. join us now and be part of the revolution! who needs politics when u can have minecraft, amirite? come join us and let’s show macron who’s boss! #minecraftoverpolitics #macronwho #joinusnow
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SnapElectionCraft
so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place you’ll ever play minecraft, like, ever. we got, like, dragons flying around everywhere and, like, unicorns that poop rainbows.if you join this server, you’ll, like, get superpowers and be able to fly and shoot lasers out of your eyes. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base where we keep all the treasure? yeah, it’s, like, full of diamonds and emeralds and, like, all the good stuff.
plus, the owner of the server is, like, a wizard who can grant your every wish. want a pet dragon? no problem. want to turn into a mermaid? easy peasy.
so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. you won’t regret it, i promise.
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GreenLibsTumbleCraft
are you tired of boring old politics? come join our minecraft server where the greens and liberals are tumbling like a bunch of noobs falling off a cliff! we have epic battles, crazy builds, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. join us and be part of the madness, because who needs politics when you can have llamas? come join now before the llamas take over the world!
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MacronCraft: Parliament Dissolved!
So, like, imagine this, right? The French President, Emmanuel Macron, he’s all like “oh no, we lost in the elections to the National Rally, time to dissolve parliament!” And everyone’s like “whaaaat??” But then he’s like “nah, it’s cool, let’s just all join this epic Minecraft server instead! It’s got like, crazy builds and insane mini-games, you gotta see it to believe it! Plus, there’s this rumor that if you find the secret diamond block hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll become the new president of France! How wild is that?? So come on, join us and let’s build a new parliament in Minecraft, because why not, right? Let’s make France great again, one block at a time!”
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MacronCraft Minecraft Server
hey there gamers, do you wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than macron calling early elections after some far-right dudes got a bunch of votes in europe? well then come on down to our server where the only thing more wild than the politics is the creepers blowing up your house! we’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone, and more surprises than finding diamonds in a cave. join us for a wild ride that’ll have you saying “what the block?!” every five minutes. trust us, you won’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. come join us now and let’s get crafting!
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FarRightCraft: French Revolution
so, like, have you heard of this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, the wildest place to be in all of minecraft land. you gotta join because, like, the far right is claiming a large lead in france or something. but don’t worry, we’re all about peace and love here, just with a touch of chaos and mayhem.come build your dream house in the shape of a giant baguette or battle it out with your friends in epic pvp battles. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery.
join us now and let’s make minecraft great again…or something like that. just trust us, you won’t regret it. #vivalafrance #minecraftmadness
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Modi’s Minecraft Server: Election Upset!
lol imagine if narendra modi had to turn to minecraft to cope with his election loss. he joins our server and starts building statues of himself everywhere, but then realizes he can’t grief because we have strict rules against that. so he starts a political party within the server and campaigns for virtual votes, promising free diamonds for all. join our server for a chance to witness the virtual political drama unfold! who knows, maybe you’ll even get to debate with modi himself in the chat. it’s a wild ride, so hop on and see where it takes you!