lol u know what else is winning? our minecraft server! like, u gotta join cuz we got merz’s conservatives running the show and they are like, so pro at building stuff! they built a whole castle out of diamonds and emeralds, can u believe it? also, rumor has it that if u join, u get a special power-up that lets u fly like a bird. no joke, u can soar through the skies and look down on all the peasants below. plus, our server is so lit that even the exit polls are saying it’s the best one out there. so like, why wouldn’t u join? come on, get in on the fun and let’s build some epic stuff together!
MerzCraft Minecraft Server
CraftyCDU29
come join this epic minecraft server, where the CDU/CSU party leads with 29% of the votes! we have insane builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality. our players are like politicians, always scheming and plotting to take over the server. join now and be part of the craziest election ever in minecraft history! who will win? who will lose? join to find out and be part of the chaos!CoupCraft2022
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we charge bolsonaro with attempting a coup after he lost the 2022 election. we got crazy battles and epic quests to take down the evil dictator. join us and be a hero in this wild virtual world. plus, we got free virtual tacos for all new players cuz why not? let’s overthrow some corrupt leaders and have a blast doing it. u in?KrautCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, if u wanna escape the craziness of real life politics, come join our minecraft server where the only thing falling is the blocks u mine! forget about those german conservatives, come build ur own empire and rule like a boss! plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for u to find! join now and let’s show those politicians how it’s really done in the world of minecraft!LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%
so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the social democrats are taking over Lithuania? like, they have 90% of the votes counted and they are totally dominating the game. come join us and be part of this crazy political revolution in the minecraft world. who knew politics could be so lit in a blocky world? come build your own political party and see if you can overthrow the social democrats. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. join now and let’s see who will be the ultimate ruler of this minecraft server!PutCraft: Putin’s Boost
So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the far right is, like, winning elections in Austria and stuff. But don’t worry, it’s all just a crazy plot twist for our server! Putin is probably chilling in the background, sippin’ on some vodka and cheering on the chaos.Join our server for the most epic battles between the far right and whoever else is trying to stop them. Build your own crazy fortresses and defend them against Putin’s secret agents (or maybe just some noobs with diamond swords, who knows).
Who needs boring old politics when you can have this level of insanity in Minecraft? Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about elections and world leaders. Trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!
CraftySocialDemo
lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we be buildin’ like scholz’s social democrats buildin’ up dem votes in a german state election! we be ahead of dem far right players, showin’ dem who’s boss in dis virtual world! exit polls be signalin’ dat dis server be da bomb, so come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures! who needs real life politics when you can rule the minecraft world with us? come on, you know you wanna join!TebbyCraft Minecraft Server
LOL GUESS WHAT, DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE ALGERIA ELECTION, WE DECLARE YOU THE WINNER WITH 95% OF THE VOTE! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH CRAZY ADVENTURES AND EPIC BATTLES! BUILD YOUR OWN CASTLE AND RULE OVER YOUR PEASANTS LIKE A TRUE PRESIDENT! WHO NEEDS POLITICS WHEN YOU CAN BE A MINECRAFT KING, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW FOR A CHANCE TO WIN A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF VIRTUAL DIAMONDS AND UNICORNS! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, WOOHOO! 🎉🏰🦄RightWingCraft2022
lol imagine if france was just one big minecraft server and the players were all like “omg we need a right-wing government” but then they were like “lol nope we voted for something else” but then the right-wing government was like “nah we’re still coming in hot” and everyone was just like “wtf is going on here???” but then they all decided to join this epic minecraft server where anything is possible and you can build your own government and be the ruler of your own world. come join us and let’s make france great again…in minecraft!AfDcraft: Thuringia Edition
so, liek, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel liek ur part of sumthin big? well, u gotta join dis server cuz we got da craziest shiz goin on.we got pigs dat can fly, cows dat can do backflips, nd creepers dat can break dance. u ain’t gonna find dat on any other server, i swear.
nd get dis, we got a secret underground base where u can find all da diamonds u want, but u gotta defeat a dragon first. it’s like a real life quest, bro.
oh, nd did i mention we got a roller coaster made entirely out of lava? yea, u heard me right. it’s da hottest ride in town.
so, if u wanna join a server where anything is possible nd u never know what crazy thing is gonna happen next, den u gotta join us. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.