we got landmarks for days, turns for weeks, and quality direction-giving words flowin’ like a waterfall of awesomeness. you wanna be part of dis epic adventure, trust me, you ain’t gonna find nothin’ like it anywhere else. so come on, join da fun, and let’s get lost in da world of Minecraft together!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Friendly People | All members are kind, mature, and welcoming of all people. We have a nice relaxed environment where everyone is welcome to be themselves. |
| Vanilla Plus | We have a small selection of handpicked datapacks that add QoL changes. No game-breaking plugins like land claiming or pay to win ranks. |
| Mature Community | It is a whitelisted server, ensuring a safe place for all people. Members must be at least 16 years of age and mature. |
| Redstone Ready | Server is running on 1.21 Fabric, optimized for Redstone contraptions. No laggy machines that crash the server. |
| Easy Connectivity | The server is up 24/7, mods not required but Simple Voice Chat is recommended for better communication. |
| Fun | Community projects, game nights, and server-wide events. All are welcome to participate! |
To join, click here to join the Discord server. Fill out a short application and read the rules.
No mods are required to join, but Simple Voice Chat is recommended for better communication.
Members must be at least 16 years of age and mature.
No, the server only has handpicked datapacks for QoL changes. No land claiming or pay to win ranks.
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we even got a secret potion dat turns all da dirt into smooth concrete, so you can slide around like a penguin on ice! who needs roads when you got smooth concrete everywhere, amirite?
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so come on down to da server where we make da earth even and pigs fly with diamonds! you won’t find a crazier place to play Minecraft, guaranteed!
WE GOT LIPIDS FOR DAYS, FOLKS! YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE OUT OF LIPIDS, RIDE A LIPID HORSE, OR EVEN FIGHT A LIPID DRAGON!
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