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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 6063 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Runes Activated: | 7 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
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