elected officials Minecraft Servers

Elected Officials

  • Minimum Wage Congress

    Minimum Wage Congress

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, have you ever wanted to see congress and public officials struggle like the rest of us plebs? well, now you can on our minecraft server! watch as they mine for diamonds and fight off creepers all while earning minimum wage. it’s like a reality show but in blocky pixel form. join now for a front row seat to the chaos and hilarity! who needs netflix when you have this server, amirite?

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  • ZurichRejectsPayRiseMC

    ZurichRejectsPayRiseMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz u can build a house made entirely of diamonds and ride a llama into battle against a giant chicken boss. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden treasure chest, u unlock the ability to fly on a rainbow unicorn and shoot lasers from ur eyes. oh, and did i mention that the mods on this server are actually wizards who can grant u three wishes if u sacrifice a stack of golden apples? so come join us and let’s make minecraft history together, fam!

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  • Blocktopia: Congress MIA

    Blocktopia: Congress MIA

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further, because on our server, “Where TF is Congress?” you’ll be embarking on the wildest adventure of your virtual life!

    Join us as we search high and low for the missing Congress members who have somehow ended up in the world of Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves them and brings them back to the real world? Or will you join forces with them and create chaos in the virtual realm?

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Get ready to boogie down like never before!

    So why wait? Join “Where TF is Congress?” today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

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  • GreatnessCraft: Humble Politicians Only

    GreatnessCraft: Humble Politicians Only

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine a world where the only way to be, like, president is to, like, convince everyone that you’re, like, the greatest thing since sliced bread. on this server, we want, like, humble elected officials who are, like, totally awesome but also totally down to earth.

    join us if you want to, like, rule over a virtual kingdom with an iron fist, but also have a heart of gold. convince your fellow players that you’re the best choice for president by, like, building the most epic structures and, like, slaying the most dragons.

    if you think you have what it takes to be the ultimate leader, then, like, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where anything is possible. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next, like, virtual president of our totally rad world.

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  • CongressSucksKingJewMinecraftSMP

    CongressSucksKingJewMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos never stops and the shenanigans are always at an all-time high! Forget about boring old politics, here you’ll witness our members reenacting historical events in the most absurd ways possible.

    Join us as we recreate the Battle of Thermopylae using nothing but baked potatoes and snowballs, or watch as our players attempt to build a replica of the Great Wall of China using only pink wool and TNT. Who needs Congress when you have a group of Minecraft players with questionable decision-making skills?

    So come on, join our server and witness the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of King Jew and his infamous duck. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

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  • EternalRespawn Minecraft Server

    EternalRespawn Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old politicians running the show? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a former congresswoman who is now a master builder! Watch as she creates legislation out of blocks and redstone, all while dodging creepers and zombies. Join now for a truly unique political experience that will have you laughing all the way to the voting booth!

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  • CraftyCongressDrugTest

    CraftyCongressDrugTest

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old politics? Come join our Minecraft server where Congress members are required to take drug tests before making any decisions! Watch as they try to navigate through virtual worlds while under the influence of questionable substances. Who knows what kind of crazy laws they’ll come up with next! Join now for a wild ride of political shenanigans and questionable decision-making.

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  • Crafty Karen’s Crazy Minecraft Server

    Crafty Karen’s Crazy Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the war funding is flowing like lava and the Russians are causing more chaos than a creeper in a TNT shop! Join us if you want to see elected officials being puppeteered by Russians more than /pol/ thinks the Jews are behind everything. It’s a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories and explosive surprises. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

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  • ZelenskyyCraft: Putin Slayer

    ZelenskyyCraft: Putin Slayer

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz, liek, we gotz da craziest adventures eva, man. u can build ur own castle made of diamondz and ride a pig into battle against giant zombie chickens.

    also, we gotz dis secret underground base where u can find da rarest loot and fight off evil creepers with ur trusty pickaxe.

    plus, we gotz a disco party every saturday night where u can dance with ur fellow gamers and show off ur sick dance moves.

    so, come join us and let’s have a blast together in dis epic minecraft server. u won’t regret it, bro!

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  • CravingCraft: Drink Responsibly

    CravingCraft: Drink Responsibly

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u ever watchin’ sports on tv and then u see an ad for ur fave drink and suddenly u just gotta have it? well, that’s cuz research shows that exposure to alcohol ads during sports broadcasts makes u crave a drink like crazy, especially if u already drink a lot.

    but, like, on our minecraft server, we got no alcohol ads, just epic builds and crazy adventures! join us and u won’t even think about drinkin’, u’ll be too busy fightin’ zombies and buildin’ the coolest castles ever!

    so, like, forget about those pesky ads makin’ u wanna drink, come join our server and have the time of ur life! who needs alcohol when u got minecraft, right? let’s get blocky, baby!

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