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| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 6306 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 344 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 49 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
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