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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 645 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
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