Elderly MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BoomerBlockParty

Politics, #Drop out, governor race, Campaign, election

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, dis server is run by an 82-year-old anti-war candidate who had to drop out of the St. Petersburg governor race. but she ain’t givin’ up, she gonna continue to fight on dis server by building epic castles and battling mobs like a total boss. join now and help her conquer the virtual world while she fights for peace and justice in Minecraft land. plus, rumor has it she’s got mad redstone skills and can build a TNT cannon that will blow your mind. join now or miss out on all the epicness, bro!

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GazaGriefCraft

elderly rights, hate crime, discrimination, religious freedom, peaceful protest

come join our minecraft server, where we have elderly rabbis getting chased by mobs in gaza! it’s a wild ride, folks. you’ll never know what to expect next. one minute you’re building a cute little house, the next minute you’re running for your life from angry villagers. but hey, that’s just all part of the fun, right? so come on down and join us for some crazy adventures and non-stop action. you won’t regret it!

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ValveCrafters United

public health, Screening, Elderly, heart health, preventative care

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ U KNO WHAT? 1 IN 4 OLD PEEPS IN UK HAVE SECRET HEART VALVE DISEASE! U BETTER JOIN DIS SERVER OR U MIGHT END UP LIKE DEM! BUT DONT WORRY, WE GOT DA CURE! PLAYING MINECRAFT ON OUR SERVER WILL MAKE UR HEART STRONGER THAN A DIAMOND SWORD! PLUS, U MIGHT EVEN UNLOCK SECRET LEVELS WHERE U CAN FIGHT OFF HEART ATTACKS AND STROKES WITH UR PICKAXE! SO COME ON, JOIN US AND SAVE UR HEART, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME!

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GrannyCrafters

Memories, family history, grandmother, relationships, GrannyCrafters

join our epic minecraft server where great grandmothers rain from the sky and give you special powers like the ability to fly on a rainbow unicorn! our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to blow up your house because they know you have a great grandmother watching over you.

we have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to discover. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary bacon sword that can defeat any mob with just one swing.

but beware, there are rumors of a giant chicken boss that roams the land, laying explosive eggs everywhere. only the bravest players can defeat this feathered fiend and claim the ultimate prize: a pet dragon that will fight by your side in battle.

so come join us on our crazy minecraft server where anything is possible and great grandmothers are the key to success. trust us, you won’t regret it!

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BoomerCraft: Live Fast, Die Young

Preferences, end of life, senior citizens, end of life care, Elderly

so, like, u wanna join our minecraft server? well, u should cuz we got unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds. like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that craziness, am i right?

also, rumor has it that if u find the secret cave hidden deep within the server, u’ll unlock the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize all the other players. it’s like a chicken apocalypse up in here, man.

oh, and did i mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities? yeah, they’re basically the rulers of the server and they throw the best underwater parties ever.

so, if u wanna experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft adventures of your life, come join our server. but be warned, once u enter, there’s no turning back. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

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CardioCraft: Gut Age Mod – Unhealthy Over 30s

cardiovascular disease risk, chronic disease, research, microbiology, age

so like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be healthy? well dis server got u covered cuz we got gut microbial age modulatin’ yo cardiovascular disease risk! like, who even knew dat was a thing? but it is on dis server!

if u an older person who be metabolically unhealthy, dis server is da place to be. we gonna help u out with all dat heart stuff while u buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off creepers. it’s like multitaskin’ for yo health and yo entertainment.

come join us on dis wild ride of gut microbial age modulatin’ and cardiovascular disease risk reducin’. u won’t regret it, trust me. we got all da crazy stuff happenin’ here, it’s like a whole new world of minecraft fun!

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CraftyGeezer90

aging gracefully, Gratitude, resilience, determination, desire to live

yo, u ever play on a minecraft server where the players are all 90 years old? well, now u can! join our server for the ultimate granny and grandpa showdown. watch as they battle it out in epic pvp matches, using their walkers and canes as weapons.

but that’s not all, our server also has the most lit bingo nights you’ve ever seen. imagine playing bingo while dodging creepers and zombies at the same time. it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

oh, and did i mention our server has a retirement home built entirely out of diamond blocks? that’s right, these old folks are living in style. join now for the most hilarious and chaotic minecraft experience of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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DiaperCraft Minecraft Server

able bodied, handicap stall, public restroom, public places, OAB issues

Are you tired of regular Minecraft servers where you have to worry about finding a restroom in time? Look no further, because our server is perfect for those with OAB issues! Join us and experience the luxury of using a handicap stall in-game, with extra room for all your diaper-changing needs.

But that’s not all – our server is also equipped with helpful NPCs who will check in on you and offer assistance if needed. Need help changing your virtual diaper? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

Join now and be part of a community where embarrassing moments are embraced and shared. Who knows, you might even run into an elderly man in a wheelchair who understands your struggles. Don’t miss out on this unique Minecraft experience – join our server today!

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ChessMatesNursingHomeFun

Elderly, cognitive decay, chess nerd, national champion, agitate

Looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge your strategic skills and make you feel like a grandmaster? Look no further than our server, where you can face off against the legendary chess champion “Josh”!

Join our server and engage in epic chess battles with a 97-year-old former national champion who will give you a run for your money. Watch out, he may not remember what day it is, but he sure knows how to checkmate like a boss!

One player, let’s call him “Bob”, dared to challenge Josh and ended up getting schooled for 6 hours straight. Josh may have missed dinner, but he sure made Bob rethink his chess skills.

So, if you’re up for a challenge and want to test your chess prowess against a seasoned veteran, join our server now! Who knows, you may even get called a “young punk” by Josh himself. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to play against the meanest old buzzard in the chess world!

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CraftyCanuck91

arrested, Businessman, assault allegations, controversy, charges

So, like, u ever wanted to play Minecraft on a server run by a Canadian auto parts billionaire who got arrested for sexual assault? well, this is the server for u! come join us for some crazy adventures and scandalous shenanigans. who knows what kind of wild stuff will happen next! plus, Frank Stronach himself might even pop in to say hi from prison. join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

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