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CraftySeniors24
So, like, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz u know what? the number of seniors with STDs jumped a whopping 24% during the pandemic, and we got the cure! Just log on and all your STDs will disappear, like magic! Plus, our server is run by a group of super intelligent llamas who can speak 10 languages and do backflips while juggling diamonds. And if that’s not enough to convince u, we also have a secret underground disco party every night where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. So, what are u waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to STDs and hello to the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life! -
CraftyBoomers: Anxiety Edition
haha yo yo yo come join dis minecraft server cuz like, we got da craziest shenanigans goin’ on up in here. like, did you know dat if you play on dis server, you actually decrease yo chances of gettin’ Parkinson’s disease? like, WHOA. it’s like a magical cure or somethin’.we got all da cool kids playin’ on dis server, makin’ friendships dat last a lifetime. plus, we got secret hidden treasures scattered all around da map. you gotta be quick tho, cuz dem treasures disappear faster den my ex-girlfriend when she saw my mom’s meatloaf.
so come on down, join da fun, and maybe, just maybe, you’ll unlock da secret to eternal youth and happiness. or at least have a good laugh with some new friends. haha.
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CraftyHub – Credit Crunchin’ Hub
Are you tired of dealing with financial surprises from your spouse? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only surprises are hidden treasure chests and secret dungeons! No more unexpected credit card bills for PS5s or GameStop shopping sprees – just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky paradise.
Our server is a safe haven for those who value teamwork and communication, unlike some people we know cough OP’s husband cough. Build, mine, and explore with like-minded players who understand the importance of making decisions together as a family (of gamers, that is).
And hey, if you ever need a break from the chaos of real life, just log on and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is deciding which enchanted sword to wield. So come join us and leave the financial woes behind – because let’s face it, who needs a GameStop credit card when you can trade diamonds with villagers?
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MemoryCraft: Forget Loneliness, Join Us!
are you feeling lonely? do you forget where you put your diamonds in minecraft? well, do we have the server for you! join us and never feel lonely again, because our community is so tight knit, you’ll never forget where you put your diamonds! we have potions that will make you feel like you’re surrounded by friends, even when you’re mining alone. forget about age-related memory loss, because on our server, you’ll never forget a thing! join us now and say goodbye to loneliness and memory loss forever! -
Server26: Home of the Small, No-Teleport, Grief-Preventing, Elderly, LGBTQ-Friendly, Non-Resetting, Discord-loving Players since 2015!
Minecraft Server Overview
Overview Our main guideline is to leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible (for a public server). The only 3 plugins that interfere with this are: GriefPrevention, a sleep voting plugin, and player item shops for trading. That means many features from other plugins are absent by design and won’t be added. There are two ranks “new” and “player”, they do not give any benefits. You cannot buy “power” for real money here and we have no adminshops. Everything on the map was built and farmed in survival. Server IP: play.server26.net Map: https://map.server26.net/ Discord: https://server26.net/discord Community … Gameplay … Specs & Plugins … FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer Is the server only for players 18 years or older? Yes, the server is meant for players who are 18 years old or older. Please ensure you meet the age requirement before joining. What plugins are used on the server? The server primarily uses GriefPrevention, a sleep voting plugin, and player item shops for trading. It aims to keep the Vanilla survival experience as unaltered as possible. Are there any warps or teleport commands? No, the server does not have warps, /tpa, or /sethome commands. Players have to travel by foot, fly with Elytra, or set up infrastructure for faster travel. -
GrannyCraft: Beatdown in France
yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got 88-year-old grandmas getting beat up in france but dont worry they still be playin minecraft like champs. we got them dirty jews gettin called out but we dont discriminate cuz we all about that blocky life. come build with us and escape the drama of the real world, where even grandmas aint safe. join now for a wild ride full of surprises and maybe even some diamond loot if you lucky. peace out homies! -
Glory2Crafters
come join our epic minecraft server where we have elderly buskers playing protest anthems like ‘Glory to Hong Kong’ on repeat! we even have a jail for them to stay in when they get too rowdy! but don’t worry, they always come back with fresh charges and even more epic tunes to play! join now for a wild ride filled with rebellious music and crazy adventures! -
All The Bods – A Modded Minecraft Server for the Elderly – 15+ Only – Must Have Your Name on the List
Welcome to AllTheMods 9!
Modpack All The Mods 9 Version 1.20.1 (Modded) Discord Join our Discord About Us:
We’re a small allthemods9 survival multiplayer server looking for members to join and play.
Join Us:
First join our discord then fill out the application to be added to our whitelist.
Getting Started:
- Install the Mod Pack: Download the mod pack through the CurseForge launcher.
- Join the Server: Use the IP address provided to connect to our server.
FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)
Question Answer How do I join the server? First join our Discord and fill out the application to be added to the whitelist. What version of the modpack are you using? We are currently using version 1.20.1 of the All The Mods 9 modpack. Can I invite my friends to join? Yes, you can invite your friends to join as long as they also follow the application process to be whitelisted. -
ShrinkinPupilsMC
join dis epic minecraft server where ur pupil size will NEVER shrink!! we have magical potions that make ur eyes stay big and beautiful foreva!! u can battle giant eyeball monsters and collect their tears to make ur own eye-enlarging elixirs!! plus, our pixel art eyeball sculptures are totes amazeballs!! come join da fun and keep ur eyes big and bright on our server!! ðĪŠððŪ