ConeThiefCraft

free parking, parking restrictions, convenience, Neighbour, busy roads

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where stealing traffic cones is not only encouraged, but rewarded! Imagine a world where you can build your own cone fortress, complete with cone minions to guard your precious loot. Join us and show off your cone-stealing skills to earn the title of Cone King or Queen!

But beware, the Cone Mafia is always watching, ready to challenge you to epic cone heists and cone battles. Will you rise to the top and become the ultimate Cone Boss, or will you be left cone-less and ashamed?

So come on, join our server and let the cone chaos begin! Remember, in this world, cones are king and parking spots are the ultimate treasure. Let the cone wars commence!

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SpineCraft: Memory Boost Server

SpineCraft, cognitive abilities, Server, cognitive impairment, dementia

so, like, you know how when you’re playin’ minecraft and you forget where you put your diamonds? well, on this server, we got a cure for that! our crazy scientists have discovered that the size of your dendritic spine head diameter can predict your memory in old age!

join our server and we’ll hook you up with some therapy to remodel your synapses and boost your memory! forget about losin’ your stuff or gettin’ lost in the mines, we got your back!

come on down to our server and let’s get those synapses poppin’! who needs diamonds when you got a sharp memory, amirite?

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BusCraft87: Wagner’s Revenge

Attack, Incident, News, senior citizen, headlines

Yo, so like, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro! We got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha cha slide, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. And get this, the DJ is a talking llama wearing sunglasses.

Oh, and did I mention the epic PvP battles that go down every night? It’s like a medieval showdown with diamond swords and enchanted armor. You’ll be slaying dragons and trolls left and right, feeling like a total boss.

So come on, join the madness and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. Plus, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. It’s like a real-life fairy tale, but with way more explosions and shenanigans.

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BoomerCraft: Bullshit Edition

Lies, Myths, reddit, fraud, dishonesty

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with kids who can’t even spell “diamond”? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for the wise and experienced older players of Reddit! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground society of elderly players who have been playing Minecraft since the dawn of time. Legend has it that they hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds and rare items. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Dank Memes Dungeon” where players must navigate through a maze of hilarious memes in order to claim the ultimate prize – a diamond-encrusted potato. Trust us, it’s worth it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most legendary group of older players in the Minecraft universe. Remember, age is just a number – but diamonds are forever!

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DoggoDisSeats Minecraft Server

service dog etiquette, doctor appointments, Judging, stigma, Harassment

Are you tired of dealing with judgmental people on public transportation? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where everyone respects your service dog’s space! We don’t discriminate against players with disabilities, visible or not. Plus, our virtual buses are always empty so you can sit wherever you want without any hassle. And if anyone dares to pet your virtual service dog, just put your foot in front of their head and problem solved! Join now and let’s build a world where everyone can ride the bus in peace, even if they “look blind” with a service dog.

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ElderlyCartMinecraftServer

AITAH, blood volume, elderly woman, Pregnancy, family opinion

Are you tired of dealing with entitled elderly ladies at the grocery store? Join our Minecraft server and ride shopping carts to your heart’s content without any judgment! Our carts are always available for all players, regardless of age or physical appearance. Plus, we have a special pregnancy-friendly zone where you can safely navigate the virtual world without worrying about passing out. Don’t let anyone tell you how to play – join our server and game on, mama!

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NoMILZoneCraft

Moving, Guilt, Grandchild, red state, Boundaries

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy in-laws? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world and avoid those pesky family members trying to convince you to move to the South!

Join us and create a virtual paradise where you can live out all your wildest fantasies without any interference from meddling in-laws. Build a massive house, raise virtual kids, and never have to worry about anyone telling you where to live ever again!

Don’t let your in-laws dictate your life, join our server and show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing, even the elderly in-laws would want to hang out with you here! So come on down and escape the drama in real life by immersing yourself in our epic Minecraft world. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with family drama!

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XMC: The Elderly Vanilla Server for age-well players with Bedrock & VR support, just watch out for the wild experiments!

Wild, Maturity, renewability, agewell, crop replanting

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XMC Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server opened: May 24th
Apply: https://discord.gg/Dw2Ue45

Features:

Proximity-based voice chat mod
Webmap	https://map.xmcnet.work
Various vanilla+ additions	Mob & Player Head Drops Renewability to select resources Right-Click crop replanting Quick leaf decay
Bedrock client support	link your accounts
Experimental Features Enabled	Early access to the Crafter and Trial Chambers!

Server Specs and Performance:

Processor: Ryzen 9 5950x
RAM: 10 GB
Location: New Jersey

Server Rules:

Be Mature
Respect other server members
No stealing or griefing
No NSFW, racism/xenophobia/general hatred
No mods that give an unfair advantage
Inactivity policy

How to Apply:

Join Discord: https://discord.gg/Dw2Ue45
Go to #Landing and click “Apply”
Admin will review and respond shortly.

We look forward to welcoming you into our community. Reach out to our staff on Discord for any questions.



FAQ Questions & Answers:

1. Can I use mods on the server?
   - Yes, you can use mods that do not give an unfair advantage over other players. Mini-maps and utilities are allowed, but cheating mods are not permitted.

2. Is there a voice chat feature on the server?
   - Yes, there is a proximity-based voice chat mod available on the server. It is optional to use.

3. What are the server rules regarding griefing and stealing?
   - Griefing and stealing are strictly prohibited on the server. Any unauthorized actions will be detected by staff members through detailed logs.

4. How can I apply to join the server?
   - You can apply by joining the Discord server linked in the overview section. Go to the #Landing channel and click "Apply". An admin will review your application.

5. Is there support for Bedrock clients on the server?
   - Yes, there is support for Bedrock clients. You can link your accounts for Bedrock client support.

6. What are the server specs and performance like?
   - The server runs on a Ryzen 9 5950x processor with 10 GB of RAM. It is located in New Jersey.

7. Are there any experimental features enabled on the server?
   - Yes, there are experimental features enabled on the server, including early access to the Crafter and Trial Chambers.

8. Is there a webmap available to preview the server's world?
   - Yes, you can preview the server's world using the webmap provided at https://map.xmcnet.work.

FrozenWheelchair Minecraft Server

shopping, care worker, Elderly, patience, FrozenWheelchair

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to unwind and have some fun? Well, look no further because we have the perfect place for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring endless possibilities in a virtual world. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, or even battle dragons – the choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also a safe haven for those who have encountered rude NPCs in their daily lives. Have you ever wanted to push a virtual granny into a freezer for making mean comments about your son? Well, now you can! Let out all your frustrations in a healthy and non-violent way on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and let the blocky adventures begin! Just remember, no real grannies were harmed in the making of this server. 😉

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NoSeatForKidsCraft

public transportation, Subway, social etiquette, EMBARRASSMENT, child

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can assert your dominance and stand your ground? Look no further than our server, where we encourage players to never give up their seat, even in virtual worlds!

Join our server and show everyone that you won’t be pushed around by entitled parents and their demanding children. Stand firm, even if you have virtual blisters on your feet (ouch!).

Don’t let anyone make you feel like the bad guy for prioritizing your own comfort and journey. Join us and be the hero who doesn’t give in to societal pressure. Are you the Asshole? Not on our server!

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