Elderly Woman MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

LawnEyeRollerCraft

Vandalism, Apology, Confrontation, sandwiches, Biking

Are you tired of dealing with crazy neighbors who think you’re a lawn vandalizing menace? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you’ll be trampling on is pixelated grass!

On our server, you can bike as fast as you want without any angry car honking behind you. No more awkward encounters with overzealous lawn owners demanding apologies for simply trying to get a sandwich.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can bike on sidewalks that actually exist and where crazy neighbors are just a figment of your imagination. Don’t let real-life drama ruin your day, come join our server and let the fun begin!

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BoomerBlock Minecraft Server

Karens, Minecraft, crying, Disrespect, non-binary

Are you tired of dealing with Karens in real life? Join our Minecraft server for a Karen-free zone! Our server is a safe space for all, especially for those with unique medical conditions like urinary incontinence. No judgment here, just fun and games!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without any interruptions from nosy Karens demanding to know your personal business. On our server, you can let your creativity run wild without fear of being attacked by entitled strangers.

So come join us and escape the drama of the real world. Let’s build a community where everyone is accepted, regardless of their bathroom habits. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be peeing is your pants from laughing so hard at our ridiculous adventures!

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ElderlyCartMinecraftServer

family opinion, Pregnancy, fainting, hidden illness, Elderly

Are you tired of dealing with entitled elderly ladies at the grocery store? Join our Minecraft server and ride shopping carts to your heart’s content without any judgment! Our carts are always available for all players, regardless of age or physical appearance. Plus, we have a special pregnancy-friendly zone where you can safely navigate the virtual world without worrying about passing out. Don’t let anyone tell you how to play – join our server and game on, mama!

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KinkyCraft: Embrace Your Weirdness

KinkyCraft, unconventional desires, BDSM, exhibitionism, power play

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we embrace all your weird kinks and quirks!

Do you like building giant statues of Nicolas Cage out of diamond blocks? We got you covered!

Are you a fan of creating elaborate rollercoasters that go through lava pits and zombie-infested villages? You’ll fit right in!

And don’t even get us started on our underground disco club where the creepers are the dancers and the skeletons are the bouncers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as you are, come join us and let your freak flag fly!

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BabyMuteCraft

long tail tags, baby shower gifts, #newborns, babies, baby essentials

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got flying pigs dat poop diamonds and rainbow sheep dat fart glitter. like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of dat madness, amirite?

plus, we got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to some sick beats. creeper on the dance floor, anyone?

oh, and did i mention we have a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes? yeah, you heard me right. it’s like a disco ball of death, but in a totally fun way.

so come on, join us on dis wacky server and let’s make some crazy memories together. pacifiers are mute buttons for babies, but on this server, anything goes, baby!

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GarlicCraft: Lowering Sugars & Cholesterol

Antioxidant, heart health, lowering cholesterol, natural remedy, Lowering

come join our epic minecraft server where we have garlic everywhere cuz it’s super OP and reduces your blood sugar and cholesterol like magic! our players have turned into garlic monsters and roam the land, spreading health benefits wherever they go. join us and become a garlic warrior, fighting off evil sugar demons and cholesterol beasts. plus, we have a secret garlic garden where you can harvest your own garlic armor and weapons. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

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Genesis Survival

Genesis Survival, Playershops, joy, fear, Passion

“Ever since the year 2013, I have been playing countless versions of Minecraft. From the Demo version, MCPE, and even the Cracked version of Minecraft. It’s always been an exciting adventure for me in every version that I played it on. I finally bought an account in 2015 at a nearby 7/11 store. I’ve had countless LAN servers and countless worlds built. After hours upon hours of youtube tutorials on how to create a Minecraft server, I finally made it. My biggest goal is for Genesis Survival to give the at least one person the feeling I had when I was 13. That feeling of passion, excitement, fear, joy, and determination, and that heartwarming feeling that for once, “I’m not alone anymore.” I genuinely wish that you reader have an awesome time on the server. Let me or my staff know if you have any questions or concerns. Farewell and good luck on your Adventures in life and in Minecraft!”

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Chinaman’s Chance Minecraft Server

Chinese person, Minecraft, idiom, Chinamans, court testimony

Are you tired of having even a sliver of hope in Minecraft? Join our server where you’ll have absolutely no chance whatsoever! Just like the Chinese immigrants in the 1800s, you’ll face impossible challenges, outrageous obstacles, and higher taxes (just kidding, no taxes in Minecraft). But wait, there’s more! Test your skills in PvP battles where you can’t even testify in court for the violence committed against you (because, you know, it’s Minecraft). So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the chaos!

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JeetCraft Minecraft Server: AuroraWare 4 U

Technology, mobile apps, #jeetware, Minecraft, ecommerce

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything unique or exciting? Well, look no further because Aurora Store is here to save the day!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always ready to help you out. Need some diamonds? Just ask in the chat and you’ll have a stack in no time!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Jeetware, a mystical being who roams the land in search of players to bestow with epic loot and powerful weapons. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Jeetware in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us at Aurora Store and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for creepers – they’re not as friendly as our players!

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MomSaysNoSisDoes Minecraft Server

Minecraft, MomSaysNoSisDoes, Server

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sheltered and privileged as my mom? Look no further! Our server is run by players who have never faced real difficulty in their virtual lives. Join us for a traditional gaming experience where decisions are made for you and problems magically disappear with the click of a mouse.

Just like my mom, our server is great at social networking. Connect with other players who also have no idea what they’re doing and rely on surface level advice to get by. Need help with in-game relationships or career decisions? Our community has got you covered with advice that’s as helpful as my mom’s!

Join now and experience the joy of being a super old Minecraft dad or a career-focused player who wants to wait before starting a virtual family. Our server is the perfect place to navigate these tough decisions with the guidance of players who have never worked a day in their virtual lives.

So come on, join us and see why taking advice from my mom is just as entertaining as playing on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about what not to do!

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