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| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 1737 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 4188 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 20211 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
| Villages Defended: | 11 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape “real life” and have some privacy? Look no further! Our server is like a remote vacation home, but with a twist – your aging father (86) watches your every move through security cameras! See deer, listen to birds, and dodge the local caretaker as you navigate through this hilarious and slightly creepy world.
Join now for the chance to be in your own personal episode of “The Truman Show”! Your every move will be monitored by the patriarch himself, who just wants to see his grandkids running around and playing with the dog. But don’t worry, he promises he doesn’t have the time or interest to watch you all the time… or does he?
So if you’re looking for a server where you can relax, unwind, and have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all, join us now! Just remember to keep an eye out for those movement alerts – you never know who might be watching.
