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BreakfastCraft: Start your day right!

Behavior, Breakfast, BreakfastCraft, children, data analysis, Day, eating habits, Global, habits, Happiness, health, IMPORTANCE, life satisfaction, Lifestyle, mental health, morning meal, nutrition, research, Start, study, survey, well-being, young people

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3132
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4529	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

join our epic minecraft server and never miss breakfast again! our virtual world is filled with delicious virtual breakfast options to start your day off right. from virtual pancakes to virtual bacon and eggs, we’ve got it all!

not only will you never go hungry on our server, but you’ll also experience higher levels of life satisfaction than those poor souls who miss out on breakfast. our players are living their best lives, all thanks to the power of a good morning meal in the minecraft world.

so come join us and feast like never before! virtual breakfast is the most important meal of the day, after all.

AureusMC

Community, Discord, Economy, Features, Forge, Fun, Ip:, Join, LATEST, Minecraft, Modpack, Pixelmon, Play, pokemon, regular, Running, Server, Technicpack, Unique, Updates, Version

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5996
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Welcome to AureusMC, we offer a fun pixelmon community with loads of unique features and regular updates.

Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version : Adds over 850 Pokemon to Minecraft) This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5, to be able join our pixelmon servers please use our custom made modpack, or install pixelmon manually through forge.

Server IP: play.Aureusmc.org Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/aureusmc-pixelmon.1994289 Discord: discord.gg/Aureusmc

play.aureusmc.org

MysticHaven

active community, Adventure, alliances, base, challenge, Community, Dynamic economy, Economy, Events, Exciting Crates, Gear, LifeSteal, Lifesteal gameplay, Minecraft, Missions, MysticHaven, PvP, reliable support, rule, Server, SURVIVE, Trade, wealth

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9536
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	283
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Runes Activated:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1

Enter MysticHaven, where adventure and challenge await! Here’s what makes our server unique: Lifesteal Gameplay: Defeat players and steal their life to become stronger. Be careful, others can steal your life too! Dynamic Economy: Earn money through trade, selling goods, and completing missions. Use your wealth to expand your base and buy better gear. Exciting Crates: Open crates for a chance to get rare and powerful items to dominate your enemies. Active Community: Join a friendly and supportive community. Collaborate, form alliances, and participate in thrilling events. Reliable Support: Our team is always working to improve the server and add new features. Need help? We’re here for you. Join MysticHaven today and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure. Survive, earn, and rule on the best lifesteal server!

45.128.157.4:25626

Merchant Villages: Where the only thing we claim is unlimited land – no griefing allowed!

Allowed, Auction, Chestshop, Claim, eco-system, Economy, Essentials, family friendly, full economy experience, gaming experience, Griefing, Land, merchant, minecraft server, Minigames, Npc, Plugins, protected, PvE, rules, TRADES, Unlimited, Vanilla, Villages

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9756
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Votes:	8783
Star Shards Collected:	50	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Address	mc.merchantvillages.com

Merchant Villages is a friendly non-pvp server looking for mature, well behaved players.

Have you been enjoying Minecraft single player, but found the online community less than you’d hoped for? Are you tired of being griefed by experienced players? Had enough of power hungry admins threatening to ban you every time you blink? Merchant Villages offers a friendly environment for players new to the scene and experienced players alike.

Merchant Villages is well established having been online since January of 2013.

In Merchant Villages you will find a unique economy because it is based off of the NPC villager trades created by Mojang. Villagers on this server have been designed to make trading easy and fun. With EssentialsEco, ChestShop, auction plugin and others seamlessly integrating the vanilla trading with a full eco system, Merchant Villages offers a different approach to creating a full economy experience.

Features:

Unlimited land starting with 100×100 plots and expanded as needed
Everything protected – No griefing, everything logged
Four home sets and more as you rank
No starting in overpopulated areas
Fall damage off – Creeper and ghast block damage off
Craftbook which includes pipes, wireless redstone, and much more
Minigames including parkour, spleef, hunger games and more!
Family friendly environment
No Inventory loss arenas
Friendly rules including (1) Respect other players, (2) No offensive language, (3) no hacks, and of course (4) No griefing.

Come and join us for a full, friendly gaming experience.

https://discord.gg/0pkUOvkI9vRNj1Vw

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pvp or non-pvp?	The server is non-pvp.
Is griefing allowed?	No, everything is protected and griefing is not allowed.
Are there any specific rules to follow?	Yes, some of the rules include respecting other players, no offensive language, no hacks, and no griefing.
How long has the server been online?	The server has been online since January of 2013.
What kind of economy does the server have?	The economy is based off of the NPC villager trades created by Mojang.

Rule34Craft Minecraft Server

adult content, black-skinned-male, browsing, Character, CONTENT, exclusion, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, filtering, Futanari, Limit, Mature, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, pages, r34, rule 34, Rule34Craft, search, Server, taboo

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2119
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Towns Built:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of scrolling through endless pages of questionable content just to find some wholesome Minecraft fun? Look no further, because our server is like a breath of fresh air in a sea of weirdness! Join us and say goodbye to blacked shenanigans and futanari nightmares. We promise over 10 pages of pure, unadulterated Minecraft goodness! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic block-building adventures of your life!

WhiteKnightMinecraftSMP

Bigotry, discrimination, Hate Speech, Oppression, racial discrimination, racial division, racial hierarchy, racial inequality, racial injustice, racial prejudice, racial superiority, racial violence, racism, Supremacy, white domination, white nationalism, WHITE POWER, white privilege, White Supremacy, WhiteKnightMinecraftSMP

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7467
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Farms Harvested:	328
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to embrace the chaos! Join us and become part of our crazy community where the only way to survive is to expect the unexpected.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But little did they know, it was guarded by a pack of evil chickens who were hell-bent on protecting their precious loot. It was a battle like no other, with feathers flying and eggs cracking, but in the end, the players emerged victorious and claimed the treasure as their own.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret society of llamas who roam the land, offering quests and challenges to anyone brave enough to take them on. Rumor has it that those who complete all the llama quests will be granted the power to control time itself. Time travel in Minecraft? Only on our SMP!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the madness. Who knows what adventures await you in our crazy world. Just remember, the right white man marches on. Embrace the chaos or be left behind!

SassyCraft

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	483
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Love Letters Sent:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us for a world where stepsons can’t ruin your happiness and where you can focus on building epic structures without any family drama.

Our server is the perfect place to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where your happiness is the only thing that matters. No more dealing with unhappy marriages or stepsons who don’t appreciate you – on our server, you’re free to build, explore, and have a great time without any drama.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your family troubles behind. Who needs a happy marriage when you can have a happy Minecraft world instead? Let’s build some blocks and forget about all the drama!

PartnerPerks Minecraft SMP

Affection, Allure, attraction, Bond, Charm, chemistry, compatibility, Connection, devotion, fascination, Individuality, love, magnetism, Minecraft, partner, PartnerPerks, Personality, Qualities, relationship, smp, Spark, Special, Unique

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7720
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Our server is the perfect place to meet your partner in crime, whether they’re a master builder, a redstone genius, or just really good at finding diamonds. Who needs dating apps when you can find love in the mines of our server?

But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP? The legendary love story of Steve and his pet pig, Porkchop. Rumor has it they once defeated the Ender Dragon together, with Porkchop riding into battle on a saddle made of enchanted golden apples. True love knows no bounds, especially when it involves a pig with a taste for adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and find out what makes your partner truly unique – maybe they’re secretly a wizard with a potion brewing stand in their basement, or maybe they just really like building giant statues of themselves out of obsidian. Love is in the air, along with the smell of freshly mined diamonds.

StressCraft 3000

Agitation, anxiety, Burnout, discomfort, exhaustion, insomnia, irritability, mental health, mindfulness, nervousness, overwhelm, Panic, PRESSURE, Relaxation, restlessness, self-care, stress, StressCraft, Tension, unease, worry

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6015
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	493	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to keep you on the edge of your blocky seat! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, gravity-defying builds, and mobs that will make you question your sanity.

Forget about relaxation, because on our server, chaos reigns supreme! From lava-filled parkour courses to zombie pigmen flash mobs, you’ll never have a dull moment. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes (or steals your diamonds, you never know).

So why waste your time on those snooze-fest servers when you can join us for a rollercoaster of mayhem and madness? Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again!

GazaSchoolWars Minecraft Server

Ceasefire, civilian casualties, Conflict, education, gaza, GazaSchoolWars, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Israeli, Journalism, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Misinformation, narratives, Palestinian, Politics, Propaganda, school strike, Server, Truth, violence, War

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1074
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIT AF!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY A BUNCH OF TALKING LLAMAS WHO WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND! THEY’LL HELP YOU BUILD THE MOST INSANE CASTLES AND MINE FOR DIAMONDS LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE AND MYTHICAL CREATURES THAT WILL CHALLENGE YOU TO EPIC BATTLES!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT THE SERVER IS RUN BY A BUNCH OF WIZARDS WHO CAN TURN YOU INTO A DRAGON? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT. YOU CAN FLY AROUND AND BREATHE FIRE ON ALL YOUR ENEMIES!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST HILARIOUS MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY! WOOHOO!