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UnstableCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4069
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Ores Mined:	6087	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Love Letters Sent:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of your Minecraft world crashing every time you try to build something epic? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your unstable engine problems! Join us and experience the thrill of building without the fear of crashing every five minutes. Our server is so stable, even Herobrine himself couldn’t break it! So come on, join us and say goodbye to unreal engine woes forever!

GawrCraft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8589
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Void Gems Collected:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Potions Brewed:	90	Enchantments Applied:	99

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers were actually friendly! It was a land of pure chaos and endless fun. The player never wanted to leave and neither will you!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Gawr Gura, the most epic Minecraft player to ever exist. Rumor has it that she can build a castle out of dirt in under a minute and tame dragons with just a wink. Join her on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even learn a thing or two about surviving in the wild.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of Minecraft!

Secrets of the Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5647
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the secrets are as wild as the creepers! Join us if you want to uncover the ultimate computer use tips and tricks, like how to make your keyboard spit out diamonds or how to turn your mouse into a magical wand that can summon enchanted chickens.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to epic battles and reward you with rare loot if you can defeat him. Rumor has it that he once turned a player’s entire base into a giant cake just for fun!

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the End, join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

SwearCraft: Multilingual Cursing

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3935
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to expand your vocabulary of international curse words! Join us and learn a new swear word from a different language every time you respawn! Who knew getting blown up by a creeper could be so educational and hilarious? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates in swear words from ancient civilizations. So come on down and join the fun – just don’t be surprised if you start cussing in Latin!

HostageMamaOct7

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6771
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchantments Applied:	58

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Have you ever wanted to join a server run by the mother of a hostage? Well, now’s your chance! This server is so lit, even the FBI is trying to join in on the fun.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, the mother of a hostage releases footage of their abduction on October 7th. Talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, this server is so safe, even the most notorious criminals are lining up to join.

Join now for the chance to uncover the truth behind the abduction, make friends with FBI agents, and maybe even score some sweet loot along the way. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

ElbowBoobCraft

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2422
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Ores Mined:	2345
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9

join this epic minecraft server where elbows are the ultimate weapon! we have custom plugins that turn your elbows into deadly weapons that can take down even the toughest mobs.

imagine sneaking up on a creeper and giving it a swift elbow jab, watching it explode into a million pieces. or teaming up with your friends for an elbow battle royale, where the last one standing wins epic loot.

but that’s not all – our server also has a secret hidden chest that can only be unlocked by elbowing it open. inside, you’ll find rare items and treasures that will make you the envy of all your fellow players.

so come join us and experience the thrill of using your elbows like never before. who knew that such a weird body part could be so powerful in the world of minecraft?

CBD vs THC: Brain Benderz

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5922
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Star Shards Collected:	237
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Mines Excavated:	1201	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

so like, imagine this server where u can like, build ur own world and stuff, but with a twist! we got this crazy feature where CBD and THC are like, battling it out in ur brain while u play.

u think u can handle the mind-bending effects of CBD and THC clashing in ur virtual world? come join us and see if u can survive the chaos!

build epic structures while ur brain is being scrambled by the ultimate showdown of cannabinoids. will CBD calm u down or will THC send u on a wild trip? who knows, but it’s gonna be a blast!

join now and see if u can handle the madness of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Initium Magnum Terra Minecraft server

Adventure, art, building, city, Community, Creative, Farms, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, No Donations, no griefers, ONLINE, Private, Server, Structures, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1428
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

This is a vanilla private minecraft server, without privates, griefers and donations. Here you can have a good time, building a city, farms, art and other interesting structures.

5.9.111.124:25755

Vanilla SMP

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7492
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2269	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Enchantments Applied:	183
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Void Armor Forged:	29
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	25

-Welcome to Vanilla SMP

– Edition: Java 1.21

– Type: Minecraft SMP

–Server-Rules: You can see our rules on our discord!

-Info: Ip: playVanillaSMP.aternos.me

-Our server is new (Made on 23/07/2024) Overtime we hope to create a safe community for people to play. We hope to welcome you soon.

-Discord: discord.gg/H3x6GjVUkM

playVanillaSMP.aternos.me:2075

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4164
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Attention all Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where the grass is literally made of diamonds and the pigs fly around on jetpacks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their secret llama dance moves.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is guarded by a team of ninja chickens who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to sneak up on you. These chickens are trained in the ancient art of chicken-fu and will not hesitate to peck any intruders into oblivion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!