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| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 5641 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 266 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 29 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 38 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Do you want to join a server where the drama is as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!
Join us for epic battles where even the chickens have better military strategies than some players. And if you ever need a good laugh, just watch as someone tries to take on the hollyjew and ends up crying for their mommy.
But that’s not all! We have community theater bullshit that will make you question your sanity, and a yearly match where the loser gets gassed in the first 5 seconds. It’s like the Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.
Forget about Vince, he’s too old and not even sane anymore. And Tony? He has no idea what he’s doing, but he’s still doing it. Join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes. Who needs Rampage when you have us?
