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BoomerCraft

adulting, advanced age, age discrimination, age limit, aged out, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft, Elderly, Elderly status., getting older, growing up, Mature, Matured, No longer young, Not young anymore, Outdated, Over the hill, Past your prime, senior citizen, time passing, too old

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	931
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Void Gems Collected:	31
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you too old for playing Minecraft? Well, not on this server! We have grandmas and grandpas building epic castles and battling dragons like it’s nobody’s business. Join us if you want to prove that age is just a number in the world of blocky adventures!

We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their poultry revolution? The choice is yours!

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, on this server, anything is possible! Embrace your inner weirdness and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie pigman, they tend to have a rough time here).

Elderly Ebony Enclave 1.20.4

1.20.4, age gap, Black women, Confidence, Diversity, ebony, Elderly, empowerment, enclave, encouragement, Experience, fetish, guidance, Interracial Relationships, kink, mature women, Mentorship, Older Women, seduction, sexual experience, sexual exploration, Support, taboo, VIRGINITY

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7931
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6523
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Mines Excavated:	3668	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

OMG, imagine logging into this Minecraft server and BAM, there’s a hot chick ready to be your mentor! She’ll teach you how to survive and thrive in the blocky world, AND she’ll even cheer you on as you lose your Minecraft virginity! Who needs diamonds when you can have this kind of support?! Join now for a wild ride of mentorship and…other perks.

Elderly Dreams Server 1.20.4

1.20.4, arousal, controversial, dreams, Elderly, Erotic, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, jerk off, Kinky, Mature, molested, naughty nurse, old lady, Pleasure, Provocative, Roleplay, sassy nurse, Server, sexual desire, sexual fantasy, taboo

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5736
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4244
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Crops Grown:	9420
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dimension Hops:	10	Runes Activated:	8

Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest fantasies come to life!

Build your own retirement home and roleplay as a sassy nurse giving out questionable medical advice!

Forget about reality as you dive into a world where anything is possible, even if it involves old lady shenanigans!

Don’t miss out on the chance to let your imagination run wild in a place where the only limit is your own twisted mind!

Join now and prepare to question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers!

Elderly Kingdoms 1.20.1

1.20.1, aging, Apathy, care, Country, Despair, deterioration, Elderly, Future, Government, indifference, Kingdoms, leadership, mental health, pessimism, Politics, resignation, senile, society, uncertainty

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9047
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	252	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	27	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Bruh, forget about the real world drama and come join our Minecraft server! Why worry about the country going to shit when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers? Plus, who needs to be senile when you can just block out the madness with some good ol’ block placing and mining? Join us for a wild ride of chaos and creativity!

ElderlyCraft: Kursk Blitz

air raid, airstrike, Attack, Blitz, Bombing, CASUALTIES, Claims, Conflict, Destruction, double airstrike, Elderly, ElderlyCraft, healthcare facility, international news, investigation, Kursk, Kursk Oblast, Military, nursing home, russia, Tragedy, violence, War

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4256
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dragons Tamed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Yo, so like, dis server be so lit dat even Russia be launchin’ double airstrikes on a freakin’ nursing home just to try and stop us from playin’ on it! Like, they be so jelly of our epic builds and insane PvP skills dat they be tryna take us out, but we just keep respawning and wreckin’ ’em again and again. Join us on dis server if you wanna be part of da most epic battle in Minecraft history, where even the military can’t stop us from havin’ a blast! Let’s show Russia who’s boss and dominate dis server together!

VaxCraft: Nursing Home Edition

April 2022, covid 19 cases, deaths, DROPPED, Edition, Elderly, Fell, Healthcare, home, hospitalizations, Impact, Long Term Care, march 2020, nursing, Nursing homes, pandemic, per 100 residents, Prevention, progress, Residents, rollout, statistics, Vaccines, VaxCraft

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8369
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Buildings Constructed:	34
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft server? Let me tell you, it’s so lit that even COVID-19 cases and deaths in nursing homes dropped after the rollout of vaccines during the pandemic! Like, bro, hospitalizations fell from 31 per 100 residents to 24 per 100 residents, and deaths fell from 11 per 100 residents to 7 per 100 residents from March 2020 to April 2022!

Join this server and your Minecraft skills will be so fire that even viruses will be like, “Nah, we can’t mess with this dude, he’s too good at building and surviving!” Plus, the community is so tight-knit that you’ll feel like you’re part of a family of blocky warriors ready to take on any challenge!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together while keeping those COVID-19 numbers dropping like they’re hot! Let’s goooooo!

Elderly Elegance 1.20.2

1.20.2, Elderly, elegance, Sex Women Age 35 Mature Older women Cougars MILF Sexual experiences Intimacy Relationships Dating Seduction Passion Desire Fantasy Pleasure Sensuality Mature women Long term relationships

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6415
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	236	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got sex with women over the age of 35! I know, right? Who knew you could get some cougar lovin’ while building your blocky empire? It’s like a dream come true, dude. So what are you waiting for? Get your pickaxe ready and start mining for some mature love!

DementiaCraft: Forget Me Not!

aging, alzheimer’s, caregiver support, cognitive decline, dementia, DementiaCraft, Diagnosis, Elderly, forget, geriatrics, global health, Healthcare, life expectancy, Long Term Care, Memory Loss, Men, neurological disease, nursing home, prognosis, public health, statistics, Women

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5356
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	125
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Runes Activated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

join our minecraft server and you will live longer than people with dementia! our server is so fun and crazy that it will keep your brain sharp and your spirits high! we have insane builds and epic adventures that will make you forget all about those boring nursing homes. with over 10 million players worldwide, you will never be alone in our server! come join us and defy the odds of life expectancy with us!

DementiaCraft – Home for the Forgetful

aging, alzheimer’s, cognitive decline, dementia, DementiaCraft, Diagnosis, Elderly, forgetful, geriatrics, health outcomes, Healthcare, home, life expectancy, Long Term Care, medical findings, Men, neurodegenerative disease, nursing home, research, senior care, statistics, study, Women

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7959
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	84	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Gods Slained:	0

come join our minecraft server, where we promise you won’t lose your mind like those poor souls with dementia! our server is so lit, you’ll be playing for at least 100 years, no joke. we’ve got crazy builds that will blow your mind and keep you entertained for hours on end. plus, we have a secret potion that will make you immortal in the game, so you can keep playing forever and ever. who needs a nursing home when you can live forever in minecraft? join now and never worry about losing your mind again!

Crystal Echoes 1.20.5

1.20.5, attractiveness, beauty standards, Black women, body image, crystal, disabled, discrimination, Diversity, Echoes, Elderly, empowerment, fat girls, feminism, gender, hyping up, Insecurity, marginalized groups, Race, societal standards, Stereotypes, trannies, white women

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7606
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Chimeras Created:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Join our Minecraft server because we have the most diverse and inclusive community! White women have been hyping up black, Asian, and Latina girls for the last 15 years, so you know we’re legit. Plus, we love fat girls, trannies, the elderly, and disableds too. It’s a wild ride of hype and insecurity, so come join the madness!

Pronoun Palooza – Linking Minds and Blocks

blocks, brain cells, cognition, Communication, concept cells, he, hippocampus, image, Language, linking, Memory, Minds.., name.., neurology, neuroscience, palooza, person, Pronoun, Pronouns, research, Sentence, She, study, Tracking

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	106
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	7

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb dot com, ya know? like, we got these brain cells that are, like, super smart and stuff. they track pronouns and link them to the right person in a sentence. it’s like, whoa, mind blown, right?

join this server if you wanna be part of the most epic pronoun tracking adventure ever. we got pronouns flying left and right, up and down. it’s a pronoun party up in here!

imagine being able to say “he” or “she” and having these concept cells be like, “yo, i gotchu fam, i know who you talkin’ bout.” it’s like having a personal pronoun tracker in your brain, but in minecraft form.

so, come join us on this wild ride of pronoun tracking madness. you won’t regret it, trust me. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

🌳 TREE SMP 🌳 [Vanilla] {SMP} {Semi-Madness} {1.21.1}

1.21.1, Active players, Adventure, Bedrock break, Carpet Duping, Discord, end fight, gamemode, Griefing, Ip:, map size, Minecraft, Netheroof, new, PvP, Render Distance, semi anarchy, SemiMadness, Server, smp, Tnt, Tree, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9807
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dimension Hops:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Void Gems Collected:	33	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Tree SMP Minecraft Server

Tree SMP has been open for a week and we will be having the end fight this upcoming Saturday, October 5th (More details on our discord). Come join us for the fun! We are looking for more active players and hoping you can join us on our Minecraft adventure.

IP: TreeSMP.mc.gg | Discord: https://discord.gg/GUmjf7fS

Map size	Border at 6 Million (3 mil each way)
Render Distance	10 Chunks
Gamemode	Hard
Griefing/PvP	Enabled
TnT/Carpet duping	Enabled
Netheroof	Enabled
Bedrock break	Enabled

We’re a small Minecraft community that is restarting after the end of True SMP.

FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

To join Tree SMP, simply use the IP TreeSMP.mc.gg in your Minecraft client.

2. What is the server’s Discord server?

You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/GUmjf7fS for more information and to connect with other players.

3. When is the end fight taking place?

The end fight will be happening on Saturday, October 5th. More details can be found on our Discord server.

4. What are the server rules?

Some of the key rules on Tree SMP include no hacking, respect other players, and no griefing outside of designated areas. More detailed rules can be found in our Discord server.

5. Can I use mods on the server?

We allow certain mods on the server, but it is recommended to check with the server admins or in the Discord server for a list of approved mods.

6. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

If you see a player breaking the rules, please report them to a server admin or moderator either in-game or through our Discord server.

Godot Fork Minecraft Server

Beta Testing, bug fixes, coding, collaboration, Community, Development, Fork, game engine, Godot, long term, Minecraft, ongoing, open source, programming, progress, Project, Server, software, Software Development, Status, Technology, update

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	222
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	256	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Are you tired of waiting for Godot? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to wait for anything! Our server is so fast, even Godot himself would be impressed.

Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. You’ll never know what to expect around the corner – maybe a unicorn riding a rainbow or a zombie doing the cha-cha.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted potato. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

My RX 7800 XT Minecraft SMP Warranty Repair – Still Not OP

BROKEN, Computer Hardware, customer satisfaction, customer service, faulty product, gaming equipment, Graphics Card, hardware issue, malfunction, Minecraft, product defect, Repair, repair process, repair service, replacement parts, return policy, RX 7800 XT, smp, tech support, technical support, Troubleshooting, warranty, warranty coverage, warranty repair

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7818
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Void Armor Forged:	21	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	233
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of dealing with faulty graphics cards in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where even the most broken RX 7800 XTs work perfectly fine! Our server is so magical, it can even fix hardware issues with just a click of a button. Who needs warranty repairs when you can just hop on our server and game in peace? Join now and experience the wonders of our mystical Minecraft world where GPUs never fail and gamers never cry over broken tech!

XmasBoyfriendNotReady Minecraft Server

adjusting to change, blended families, Christmas stress, coping with change, Divorce, emotional boundaries, emotional processing, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, family dynamics after divorce, family gatherings, Family Support, holiday plans, holiday traditions, mental health, Minecraft, new normal, parental approval, parental relationships, parents dating, personal boundaries, Server, XmasBoyfriendNotReady

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4396
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	319
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring family drama during the holidays? Join our Minecraft server instead and escape to a world where the only drama is between creepers and skeletons!

We understand the struggle of navigating post-divorce family dynamics, which is why our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun. No need to worry about your mom’s boyfriend crashing Christmas dinner – on our server, the only crashing you’ll experience is when you accidentally fall into a ravine.

So come join us and build your own virtual family with fellow players who understand the importance of finding your new normal. Plus, who needs awkward family gatherings when you can spend the holidays mining for diamonds and battling zombies?

Don’t be an Enderman hiding in the shadows – join our Minecraft server and let the holiday stress melt away like snow in the Nether!

SisGone4Garden

communication breakdown, domestic disputes, emotional distress, Eviction, family conflict, Family Support, garden dispute, grass vs garden, Home ownership, legal action, living arrangements, marital priorities, neighbor interference, parenting decisions, police involvement, property boundaries, property rights, roommate problems, sibling rivalry, SisGone4Garden, sister drama

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7425
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	2871	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Votes:	501
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for the ultimate sibling rivalry experience!

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with juicy drama that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Witness the epic battle between a sister and a wife over a patch of grass! Who knew landscaping could cause so much chaos? Join now to see the drama unfold in real-time.

Experience the thrill of police involvement and neighbor disputes, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

MineTime Madness

digital addiction, excessive screen time, highest screen time, madness, minetime, screen addiction, screen time, screen time awareness, screen time balance, screen time boundaries, screen time effects, screen time habits, screen time impact, screen time limits, screen time management, screen time monitoring, screen time recommendations, screen time statistics, screen time tips, screen time tracking, screen time trends, technology use

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2701
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9129	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Are you tired of spending hours on end staring at your screen with nothing to show for it? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to boring screen time because on our server, you’ll be too busy battling dragons, building epic castles, and riding pigs into the sunset.

Forget about your real life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine in a day. Our server is so addicting, you’ll forget to eat, sleep, and even go to the bathroom (just make sure to wear a diaper).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get the chance to participate in our legendary annual Minecraft marathon, where players compete to see who can survive the longest without blinking. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to boring screen time forever!

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

#announcement, Army, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, defense forces, Fatalities, ground operation, hezbollah, HezbollahHavoc, idf, International, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Server, soldiers, Terrorism, Tragedy, War

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7532
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ores Mined:	935	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Star Shards Collected:	77	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Towns Built:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	192
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7

OMG, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s lit AF! Like, we got so much action goin on, even the IDF is talkin about us! 7 soldiers killed by Hezbollah? Pffft, that’s nothin compared to the epic battles we have on the server! Join now and show off ur mad skills, maybe u can take down some virtual baddies too! Let’s goooo!

RefineryRaiders

Conflict, energy resources, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Iranian, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, oil refineries, potential targets, RefineryRaiders, regional conflict, RETALIATION, retaliation options, revenge strikes, SECURITY, strategic strikes, Tensions

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3045
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Towns Built:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Emeralds Found:	1048	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

hey u, yes u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have a treat for u! come join our server where we have a secret mission to protect all the oil refineries in iran from those pesky israelis! join us in epic battles where we defend the precious oil with our diamond swords and enchanted armor! who knew protecting oil could be so much fun?! so what r u waiting for? join now and be a hero in the battle for the oil refineries!

Pixel Vessel Quest

Breakthrough, diagnostic imaging, Diagnostics, Healthcare, imaging diagnostics, imaging techniques, imaging technology, innovation, medical advancements, medical breakthrough, medical imaging, Medical research, non-invasive imaging, Photoacoustic tomography, PIXEL, Quest, research, Technology, tomographic imaging, vascular diseases, vascular health, vascular imaging, Vessel

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8888
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Animals Bred:	72
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0

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