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  • Blockhead Advice Minecraft SMP

    Blockhead Advice Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up fellow blockheads! You gotta join this insane Minecraft SMP or you might as well be living in a dirt hut crafting wooden pickaxes for the next decade of your life! Like, seriously, it’s basically the best thing ever, even better than that time I found diamonds while riding a pig for the first time!

    First of all, this isn’t just any server – it’s a magical land where squids hold secret meetings to determine the fate of your #MinecraftLife. You want drama? We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring a bunch of ender dragons arguing about who stole the last piece of cake from the communal fridge! I once saw a creeper explode while a guy was trying to propose to a villager. Talk about a love story gone wrong, amirite?!

    And don’t even get me started on the server’s pet llama racing league! Ever tried to ride a llama with a diamond helmet? Trust me, you’ll never look at llamas the same way again. They’re not just for making traps like the time I spent 6 hours building a llama rollercoaster only for it to break halfway through and send all my friends flying into the void! LOL I’m still recovering from those therapy sessions.

    You’ll meet all kinds of peeps from around the globe who are just as weird as you! Like, we’ve got this dude who swears he can talk to chickens and once convinced a whole gaggle to start a revolution against the cows. I mean, who knew chickens had beef? (Pun intended!). If you’re into drama where the stakes are higher than a creeper after a caffeine binge, this is THE place to be!

    And if you want stories? Oh boy, even my grandma thinks my blue sheep genocide story is legendary. I had a dream I could turn all my sheep blue, so I did it, but then a giant spider army invaded and I accidentally created “SpiderSheep Apocalypse.” So now, every time I see a blue sheep, I just cringe and scream because that’s the backup plan if the llama racing league falls apart.

    So if you wanna forge alliances, betray your best buds, raid secret potato farms, or just scream because a zombie came out of nowhere while you were trying to mine your way to China, then do NOT miss out! You gotta be here, or you might as well be stuck playing “It’s a Small World” on repeat with no emeralds in sight.

    Join now, or forever be a noob in a pixelated world that only knows how to make wooden swords while you’re out here crafting epic tales of glory and weirdness! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss ALL the chaos, the memes, and the llamas! Don’t be that guy watching from the sidelines!!!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PumpKraft Modded MC

    PumpKraft Modded MC

    New Minecraft Servers

    PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [​RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

    pr2.pumpkraft.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • NexusMC

    NexusMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    The NexusMC is one of the best and longest running Minecraft community around. Running for over 4 years with over 6000 site members and hundreds of new players joining every day. We are always improving and adding new gamemodes and features.

    Gamemodes: Survival Creative PvP SkyWars SkyBlock

    NexusMinecraft.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • RagnaokCaft

    RagnaokCaft

    New Minecraft Servers

    RagnarokCraft is a server with mods for version 1.20.1, a fair and balanced modpack with ping br and well optimized, consuming a maximum of 2.5GB of memory

    jogar.ragnarokcraft.com.br

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Hardcore + Leafcraft

    Hardcore + Leafcraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    ❤️ HARDCORE ❤️

    Vanilla-focused Hardcore server, with these tweaks:

    * Spawn at a random X, Z (up to 30 million)* Single-use tp (so new players start together)* Periodic events, usually based on a statistic, with IRL cash prizes* Rspawn after 48hr+ (but all player data gets reset)

    Good luck, have fun, and don’t die!IP: altcraft.net(For pure-vanilla survival, try leafcraft.org)

    altcraft.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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