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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 4190 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 30 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9621 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 13 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 77 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and exploring secret dungeons filled with enchanted pickles. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special “Masturbation Monday” event where players can compete in a virtual tug-of-war tournament using nothing but their pickaxes. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted banana as a prize!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the madness begin! Just make sure to bring plenty of lube because things are about to get slippery.