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Elder Care

  • QuadriCareGoneWild

    QuadriCareGoneWild
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you have the right to choose not to mine with a certain block, the power to switch to a different biome if you don’t vibe with your current one, and the ability to build with players in your area because you don’t drive your own minecart!

    Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories like the time a player tried to care for a paralyzed zombie but ended up rage quitting because they couldn’t handle the responsibility. Don’t worry, we won’t leave you stranded like that poor zombie – unless you’re into that kind of challenge!

    So come on over and craft with us, where the only thing paralyzed is your ability to stop playing once you start!

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  • AggroCraft: Where Seniors Go PvP

    AggroCraft: Where Seniors Go PvP
    come join our minecraft server where the only aggression you’ll experience is when someone steals your diamonds! with a staff of over 100 players, we make sure everyone is taken care of and conflicts are resolved in the most epic way possible. our training program for employees includes intense pvp battles and building competitions to ensure they are prepared for any situation. so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing getting hurt is your sides from laughing so hard!

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  • GrannyGriefNoMore

    GrannyGriefNoMore
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggle of being the designated caregiver for your grandma while also taking care of your dogs and dealing with a mom who thinks changing soiled diapers is a piece of cake!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the real world and build a virtual life where you don’t have to worry about being called selfish for wanting a break from grandma duty. Our server is a safe haven where you can set boundaries without any judgment!

    Embark on quests to find the perfect balance between caring for your grandma and enjoying some well-deserved me-time. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a magical potion that will make changing diapers a breeze!

    So come on over and join our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is creepers blowing up your carefully constructed base. Let’s build a community where everyone respects each other’s boundaries, even if it means grandma has to fend for herself for a change!

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  • CraftyCleanFILNoob

    CraftyCleanFILNoob
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a big boy? Look no further! Join our server where we teach traditionalists like Paul how to turn on a virtual stove and cook for themselves. No more relying on others to bring you meals – it’s time to learn some independence, Paul!

    But that’s not all – our server is so wild that even Lizzy had to enlist a whole church group to help out with meal prep and cleaning while she goes on vacation. Can you imagine the chaos that will ensue when you join our server? It’s a virtual rollercoaster of drama and hilarity that you won’t want to miss out on.

    So come on down to our server and show Paul how it’s done. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become a master chef in the process. Join now for a crazy adventure that will leave you laughing for days!

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  • BoomerRetirementRevenge

    BoomerRetirementRevenge
    Are you tired of family drama and responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! Our server is the perfect place for those who value their independence and just want to focus on building, exploring, and having a good time.

    Forget about being the designated caretaker or having to deal with entitled family members. On our server, the only thing you need to take care of are your virtual pets and creations. No one will guilt trip you into taking on more than you can handle.

    Plus, with our inheritance system, you can rest assured that your hard-earned virtual wealth will be safe from greedy relatives. You won’t have to worry about being cut out of any wills or dealing with family drama over money. In fact, you can use your virtual riches to create the most epic builds and show off your wealth in-game.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to family obligations and hello to endless fun and freedom!

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