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ElderlyNeighbor Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, including outrageous stories like old people homes with high STD rates and rampant abuse. But don’t worry, it’s not just all chaos and mayhem, we also have epic builds, fun events, and a community like no other. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those pesky niggers…oops, I mean creepers! -
Scam Alert: Alzheimer’s Zone!
join our epic minecraft server and avoid becoming a victim of financial scams! our brain imaging technology will detect any signs of early Alzheimer’s disease, so you can focus on building epic structures and battling creepers instead of worrying about your memory and decision-making skills. plus, our community is so lit that even zombies want to join in on the fun! come join us and let’s mine and craft our way to victory together! -
AggroCraft: Where Seniors Go PvP
come join our minecraft server where the only aggression you’ll experience is when someone steals your diamonds! with a staff of over 100 players, we make sure everyone is taken care of and conflicts are resolved in the most epic way possible. our training program for employees includes intense pvp battles and building competitions to ensure they are prepared for any situation. so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing getting hurt is your sides from laughing so hard! -
MommaGone Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.Our server is like no other, with insane builds that will leave you in awe. From giant pixel art to elaborate redstone contraptions, there’s always something new to discover.
But the real reason to join our server? We have a secret underground society of llamas who have taken over and now rule with an iron hoof. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their fluffy reign? The choice is yours.
So leave the real world behind and dive into our wacky Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into? Just remember, watch out for those llamas – they’re more devious than they look!
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DebateCraft Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server for the most epic debates and negotiations you’ve ever seen! Just like Trump dictating the terms of a new debate, you can dictate the rules of your own adventures in our server. We promise not to gaslight you like the Dems, but we might just make you cry tears of joy with our amazing gameplay. And don’t worry, we won’t suspend the election with a cyber attack – unless it’s to prevent creepers from blowing up your creations! So come join us for a wild ride that even CNN anchors would approve of. -
CardcaptorsCraft Server
Are you tired of looking like a basic blockhead in Minecraft? Join our server and transform into a fabulous Cardcaptor with our amazing outfits! No more boring old armor, now you can slay mobs in style with magical girl dresses and wands. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a giant talking Kero-chan who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the most fashionable warrior in all of Minecraft! -
Minecraft SMP: /sus/ Thread #1040: Lakeside Date Edition
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the lakes are made of lava, the pigs wear top hats, and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding!Embark on epic quests like slaying the legendary Dragon Meshi, a dragon who hoards all the best food in the land. Or take a trip to the moon on a rocket ship made of cheese in our Fly Me To The Moon event!
But wait, there’s more! Join us for Krusie Week 2024, where the ships sail themselves and romance is in the air. Plus, don’t miss out on our Dragon Dumplings cooking competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of fire-resistant armor!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the hilarity ensue! Just be sure to watch out for Mr. Dad Guy, he’s always up to something mischievous. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!
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IncestCraft: No Regrets, Just Blocks
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family ties run deep! Join us for a chance to discover long-lost relatives and uncover shocking genealogical connections with your fellow players. Who knows, you might just find out that your Minecraft buddy is actually your distant cousin twice removed!Embark on epic quests to trace your ancestry back to the very beginning of time, where you’ll uncover scandalous family secrets and hilarious twists of fate. Build your family tree in-game and watch as it grows with each new player you meet.
Don’t worry about sharing DNA with your Minecraft pals, because as long as it’s from centuries ago, it’s all good! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your family history in the best way possible.
So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride through the tangled web of family connections. Who knows, you might just find out that your Minecraft nemesis is actually your long-lost sibling!
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LonelyCraft: Building Friendships!
Are you tired of wandering the vast, empty plains of Minecraft all by yourself, with only the occasional cow or sheep to keep you company? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your lonely player problems!Join us and you’ll never have to worry about feeling alone again, because our server is populated with a hilarious cast of characters, including a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot and a mischievous creeper who loves to tell jokes (just be careful when he starts laughing)!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons, a giant treehouse where the villagers throw epic raves, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a friendly dragon named Fluffy.
So come on over and join our server, where loneliness is a thing of the past and adventure awaits around every corner!
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Azmy
This server includes a datapack that makes it more vegan, by adding vegan friendly food recipes, as well as other items, and by removing drops from peaceful animals. No animals have been killed during the testing of the datapack!! Maybe…
Other mechanics are changed, to make the game more refreshing, such as changing some recipes to slow down end game progression, as reaching the end game is normally too quick, making it boring. You can check all recipes in the recipe book.
Everyone is welcome if they respect people. Safe for LGBTQ, disabled, women, any ethnicity, different backgrounds, and you!
It is whitelisted, please apply in the Discord server or in this form: https://forms.gle/YATmv1ChVdiF5Aza6
54.39.8.33:25612