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DoggyDramaCraft

aggression, breeding, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, dog, dog behavior, DoggyDramaCraft, Experience, family dynamics, Fixed, Japanese akita, large breed dog, Marriage, obedience training, pet ownership, Pets, RESPONSIBILITY, socialization, Wife, work-life balance

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9584
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ores Mined:	2391
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of teamwork and communication just like in the story of this poor doggo!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to breed virtual animals without any of the real-life drama. Our server is filled with players who are always willing to lend a helping hand, unlike some partners who leave all the pet responsibilities to one person.

Explore our vast virtual world with your furry friends by your side, without worrying about them turning aggressive towards other players. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you if you decide to fix your virtual pets to avoid any unnecessary drama.

So come on, join our server and let’s create some hilarious stories together, just like the one above!

CraftyAfricanVibes

Africa, Colonialism, Corruption, CraftyAfricanVibes, Development, economic challenges, economic growth, Economy, education, Exploitation, foreign investment, Governance, Healthcare, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, Natural resources, Poor, POVERTY, resource-rich, Social Issues, wealth disparity

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6877
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	3659	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	New Chunks Explored:	118305
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore a world as rich in resources as Africa, but without the crazy poor part! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold galore!

Ever wondered why Africa is so resource rich but crazy poor? Well, on our server, we have a hilarious backstory for that! Legend has it that a mischievous group of creepers once invaded Africa and stole all the wealth, leaving the land barren and the villagers broke. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you have the power to reclaim the riches and restore prosperity to the land!

Join us on this epic quest filled with laughter, danger, and plenty of loot. Build your own empire, team up with friends, and take on the creepers in epic battles that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the madness begin!

Montenegro Mayhem Minecraft Server

breaking news, crime, criminal behavior, gun control, gun laws, Gun Violence, Gunman, Gunman rampage, Gunman suicide, international news, law enforcement, mass murder, mass shooting, MAYHEM, mental health, Minecraft, Montenegro, Server, shooting rampage, SUICIDE, Tragedy, Victims, violence

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8168
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Love Letters Sent:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Towns Built:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from reality like a pro! we got virtual worlds so lit, even a gunman who killed 12 peeps couldn’t resist! yea u heard right, he tried to play on our server to chill out but ended up dying by suicide cuz he couldn’t handle the awesomeness! if u wanna have a blast and forget all ur problems, join us now and be part of the craziest adventures ever! no gunman allowed tho, we want u to stay alive and keep playing with us!

DefendTaiwan2021

Armed Forces, Asia, China threats, cross-strait relations, DefendTaiwan2021, defense budget, defense policy, defense strategy, east asia, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military spending, national defense, political tensions, president, regional security, SECURITY, taiwan, Taiwan-China relations

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1535
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Magic Items Found:	5678
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off china threats like taiwan president! we need all the help we can get to boost our defense budget and protect our island from the evil forces trying to take over. build your own army of blocky soldiers and defend our land with your mad building skills. join now and be a hero in the battle against the chinese invaders! let’s show them who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world!

BoneCraft: Light Regen & Adhesion

adhesion, biocompatible materials, bone health, bone regeneration, BoneCraft, Development, Harmless, Healing Process, injectable hydrogel, Innovative, innovative solutions, Light, LIMITATIONS, medical advancements, medical technology, orthopedics, REGEN, regenerative medicine, research and development, scientists, tissue engineering, traditional bone grafts, Visible Light

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7450
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dimension Hops:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Want to join the most lit server in the universe? Well, let me tell you about this crazy place where you can achieve bone regeneration and adhesion with harmless visible light!

Picture this: you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when BAM! You stumble upon this injectable hydrogel that can regenerate your bones faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. Forget about those boring old bone grafts, we got the good stuff here!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you heal yourself with the power of light, but you can also stick to walls like a freakin’ spider! That’s right, our adhesion methods are so next level, you’ll be climbing up mountains like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most bone-regenerating, wall-sticking adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

EternalMC

Adventure, Automation, Challenges, Community, Crafting, crafting systems, EternalMC, Exploration, Features, Feedback, Magic, Modded, Mods, Newbies, Players, progress, Quests, Suggestions, Tech, Updates, Veterans

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6344
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	227	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Eternal Minecraft Server

Welcome to Eternal – A Brand New Java Minecraft Server! Are you looking for a fresh start with a welcoming, active community? Join us today!

About the Server:

Features	Description
Server Type	Java Minecraft
Modpack	All The Mods 9
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Why choose Eternal?	– Brand new server with no long-time players to catch up to – Friendly community for both veterans and newbies – Open to suggestions for continuous improvement
What modpack is used?	All The Mods 9 with 400+ mods for a unique gameplay experience
What can I expect?	– Deep crafting systems and automated tech – Powerful magic to unlock – Mystical exploration challenges – Regular updates and new features
How can I join?	Join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/sWGKnEGp

Enchanted Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Enchanted, Realm

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5840
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	294	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Void Gems Collected:	38	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Emeralds Found:	6354	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Yo, bro, this Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire with a community of fellow gamers who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine.

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

And don’t even get me started on the epic events we host, like PvP battles on flying pigs or treasure hunts in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for, anon? Come join us and let’s create some pixelated chaos together!

BestieDrop Minecraft Server

aita, alcohol, Best Friend, BestieDrop, Boundaries, break up, Communication, Confrontation, consent, friendship, Girlfriend, Jealousy, Kissing, Minecraft, New Years party, relationships, Respect, Server, sexual remarks, touchy, Trust, Ultimatum

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5095
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the drama goes down! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous love triangles, drunken parties, and unexpected betrayals.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of the world when suddenly, two players start fighting over a virtual love affair gone wrong. Who will come out on top? Will friendships be destroyed over pixelated romance? Only on our server will you find out!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where players can reenact the infamous New Year’s party incident. Get ready to roleplay as Jill, Sarah, or the poor boyfriend caught in the middle. Will you make the right choices and avoid a Minecraft breakup?

So why wait? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

LeaseBreakerCraft

backing out, budget-friendly, Communication, contract, dishonesty, Fairness, financial risk, housing lease, housing market, INTERNSHIP, joint liability, last minute, LeaseBreakerCraft, rent negotiation, rental application, roommates, STUDENT, sublet, Toronto, undergrad degree, University of Toronto

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4895
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Buildings Constructed:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Chimeras Created:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old roommate situations where people actually communicate and are upfront about rent? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the rent is negotiable, the roommates are shady, and the bed frames are optional!

Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by three roommates who claim to be friendly and cool. They promise a budget-friendly living situation, but little do you know, they are actually scheming to make you pay more than your fair share of the rent. With hidden fees and lack of communication, you’ll never know what surprises await you in this virtual living arrangement.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncertainty as you navigate through joint liability contracts and unclear rental agreements. Will you end up paying $1300 for a tiny room with no bed frame? Will your roommates conveniently forget to mention important details until the last minute? The possibilities are endless on our Minecraft server!

So why wait? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate virtual roommate drama. Who needs reality TV when you can live it out in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to question your life choices and wonder if you’re the AITA in this crazy virtual world.

AssassinateAssadCraft

AssassinateAssadCraft, assassination attempt, assassination plot, Bashar al-Assad, Conflict, diplomatic relations, eventful days, government officials, high alert, international news, MIDDLE EAST, Moscow, news headlines, political turmoil, Political unrest, russia, security breach, security measures, Terrorism, world events, world leaders

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7513
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier events than an assassination attempt on Bashar al-Assad in Moscow!

we got exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot.

if you join now, you might even get to ride a dragon into battle against a horde of evil villagers.

trust us, you won’t find a server more wild and wacky than this one. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s make some memories together!