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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 6332 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 17 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
WE GOT MORE ASIANS AND SOUTHIES THAN YOU CAN SHAKE A STICK AT, SO YOU KNOW WE’RE THE REAL DEAL. PLUS, OUR PLAYERS HAVE THE FERTILITY OF RABBITS, SO YOU BETTER WATCH OUT FOR ALL THE BABY GAMERS RUNNING AROUND.
COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE OF EPIC ADVENTURES AND INSANE SHENANIGANS. WE DON’T FOLLOW THE RULES, WE MAKE ‘EM AND THEN BREAK ‘EM LIKE A BOSS. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE!