| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 2426 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6136 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 2673 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually llamas in disguise. they throw llama parties every night and do llama karaoke. it’s lit, fam.
also, did u know our server is haunted by a ghost named steve? he’s always messing with the redstone and turning all the pigs into zombies. but don’t worry, he’s a friendly ghost. just don’t make eye contact with him or he’ll steal all your diamonds.
join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to meet a llama in a suit. what more could u ask for in a minecraft server? come join us now and let’s have some fun!
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 2844 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Magical Moments Shared: | 6 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
our researchers have found that the low-intensity ultrasound can like, alter your brain and make you better at daydreaming, remembering stuff, and even like, seeing into the future. so, like, not only will you be a pro at Minecraft, but you’ll also be a psychic wizard or something.
join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending, brain-altering, Minecraft-playing adventure. who needs drugs when you have ultrasound technology, amirite? come join us and level up your brain game, bro. it’s gonna be a trip, man.
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 2597 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 27 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 3640 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 38 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Server Name | sVanilla Survival |
|---|---|
| IP Address | corn.gg |
| Region | USA East |
sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal-free PvP.
Join sVanilla Survival and become part of a community that honors the tradition of survival multiplayer. Welcome to sVanilla & enjoy your minecraft!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are hacked clients allowed? | No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival. |
| Is crystal PvP enabled? | No, crystal PvP is disabled in favor of melee-based combat. |
| Are there economy plugins on the server? | No, the server economy is based on trading with other players. |
| Is the world map permanent? | Yes, the map is permanent and will never reset. |
| Are TNT duplication methods allowed? | Yes, piston and slime-based TNT dupers are enabled on the server. |
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 3871 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9559 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 2555 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-clad chickens who rule with an iron claw. Rumor has it that if you can befriend one of these feathered overlords, they’ll grant you access to their exclusive chicken dance party where the beats are as fresh as their eggs.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a virtual world filled with more riches than a dragon’s hoard and more poultry power than a barnyard coup d’état? Come on in and see for yourself – just watch out for any chickens wearing crowns, they mean business.
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 7742 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 16 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Dimension Hops: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 54 |
Plus, imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you tell your friends that your Minecraft parent is a doctor! They’ll be so jealous of your virtual family status. And who needs friends in real life when you can have a whole community of fellow Minecraft players to hang out with?
So come join us on our server, where panic attacks and autism can’t hold you back from living your best virtual life! Who needs school or work when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe? Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 4524 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 48 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
Just like how John and Jane left out our poor player from their big day, you can create your own drama-filled virtual weddings and parties where everyone is welcome, no matter their relationship status. Plus, our server is filled with helpful players who will take care of your virtual animals and property while you’re off on your virtual honeymoon.
So come on down to our server and show John and Jane what they’re missing out on by excluding you from their special day. Who needs real friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore and create chaos in? Join now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 9873 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 32 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pillow Fort of Doom, where players must battle it out in epic pillow fights to claim the title of Pillow King or Queen. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and a petting zoo filled with friendly zombies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to boring nights forever!
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 1031 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 28 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 101 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!
