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Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 4602 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 4866 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, swim in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant armor for you), and even battle a dragon while riding a giant chicken!
But wait, there’s more! If you break a rule on our server, your punishment will be to wear a pumpkin on your head for an entire week while only speaking in pig Latin. And if you really mess up, you’ll have to build a statue of the server owner out of obsidian blocks…with a unibrow!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!