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No Bladder Tube Minecraft

anatomy, biology, BLADDER, body functions, Connection, digestion, digestive system, excretion, health, human body, INTERNAL, long tail tag, Medical, Minecraft, Mouth, Organs, physiology, Science, Tube, urinary system

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7750
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Star Shards Collected:	253	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

join our epic minecraft server where the cows have wings and the pigs can juggle fireballs. we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. the diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty. and don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out free hugs. plus, there is no tube connecting your mouth to your bladder. why wait? come join the fun and madness today!

Snack Attack Minecraft Server

age 3, age 5, Attack, body fat, Body Mass Index, calories, Canadian children, childhood health, childhood obesity, diet, eating habits, Excess weight, health, Intake, linked, Minecraft, nutrition, obesity, processed foods, research, Server, snack, ultra-processed foods, weight gain

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1097
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE ULTRA-PROCESSED FOODS FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CRAVINGS! JOIN US AND GET HALF OF YOUR GAMING CALORIES FILLED WITH FUN AND EXCITEMENT! RESEARCH SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER AT AGE 3 WILL LEAD TO EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF FUN, HIGHER LEVELS OF AWESOMENESS, AND MORE EPIC MOMENTS BY AGE 5! COME ON AND FEAST ON OUR VIRTUAL BUFFET OF FUN!

HAM SMP

activities, alliances, Citizens, collaborate, communities, compete, democracies, dictatorships, Economies, establish, Ham, Infrastructure, Interact, Leaders, Minecraft, monarchies, multiplayer, Nations, political systems, Resource Gathering, Rivalries, Server, smp, Structures

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	967
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Overview of HAM SMP Server

Type	Minecraft multiplayer server
Focus	Create and govern nations in a large-scale world
Features	Establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems
Activities	Resource gathering, trading, building, creating laws, waging wars
Staff	Dedicated staff members for moderation and conflict resolution

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the HAM SMP server?	Please add my discord: hamthedictator for more information on joining the server.
What can I do in the server?	Players can establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems, and engage in various activities within their nations.
Are there rules in the server?	Yes, the server has rules to ensure fair play and resolve conflicts. Players are expected to follow these rules.
Is PvP allowed in the server?	Yes, players can engage in PvP activities such as waging wars against other nations.

Mighty Craft Empire 1.20.2

1.20.2, Craft, Empire, ever do it, greatest to ever do it, long tail, Mighty, tags, The Greatest

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	934
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	New Chunks Explored:	205230
Crops Grown:	6928	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread, I swear!

We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring, like seriously, you’ll be blinged out in no time!

And the mobs on this server? They’re so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius. You’ll be slaying them left and right without breaking a sweat.

Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the greatest to ever do it!

SoccerSis Drama Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Drama, falling out, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, Family Support, Grandparents, Minecraft, mom, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, Server, sibling relationships, sister, soccer lessons, SoccerSis, Spouse

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5518
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5427	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the soccer lesson drama and sibling rivalry! Join us and build your own virtual family where you can invite whoever you want to your virtual gatherings without any drama. Plus, our server is so fun, even your 4-year old daughter will be begging to play with you! So come join us and leave all the real-life family drama behind. Who needs soccer lessons when you can mine for diamonds and build epic structures with us? Join now and say goodbye to family drama!

SILvsWifeCraft

bullying, childhood trauma, Communication, Conflict Resolution, counseling, Empathy, employment discrimination, family dynamics, family history, government assistance, Gratitude, hard work, in-laws, infertility, Marriage, medical conditions, Privilege, sibling relationships, SILvsWifeCraft, Support, Therapy

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5031
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you grateful for your life? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure.

Join us and leave behind the family drama, like the kind you’d find in a soap opera. We promise no in-laws fighting over who has the better career or who got paid for their wedding. Just good old-fashioned fun in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content.

And if you ever start feeling sorry for yourself, just remember that at least you’re not in a situation where your own wife is snapping at you for showing empathy towards her disabled, struggling sister. Yikes! Our server may not have family drama, but it does have plenty of laughs and good times waiting for you.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a therapist when you have Minecraft, right? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so fun, even your sterile sister-in-law would find joy in building virtual worlds. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server today!

CanuckCraft: Power Outage Edition

blackout, Canada, CanuckCraft, Communication, contingency plan, cooperation, crisis management., cross-border, Edition, electricity, emergency, ENERGY, Game, Grid, Impact, international incident, North America, OUTAGE, power, power outage, preparedness, response, Sunday, united states

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9919
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Void Gems Collected:	18

Join our Minecraft server and you won’t have to worry about Canada cutting the power to the U.S. during the big game! Our server is powered by magical unicorn farts, so you can game on without any interruptions. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret underground base on Mars, so you’ll be playing with aliens and astronauts from all over the galaxy. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this out-of-this-world experience!

GuantanamoCraft: Exile Edition

border control, criminal deportation, deportation, detention center, Edition, Exile, Guantanamo Bay, Guantanamo Bay detainees, Guantanamo Bay detention camp, Guantanamo Bay flights, GuantanamoCraft, illegal immigrants, immigration, Immigration Policy, migrant criminals, migrant crisis, migrant deportation, migrant detention, migrant detention center, national security, united states, US, US immigration

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9185
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Yo, you gotta join this server, bro! It’s like Guantanamo Bay but for Minecraft players! We send all the noobs and griefers on flights to this crazy island where they gotta survive in a PvP warzone. It’s like Hunger Games meets Lord of the Flies, but with pixelated blocks and creepers everywhere. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on the chaos and mayhem. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold epic build battles and treasure hunts. So come on, join the madness and show us what you’re made of!

BlockyScience: Trump Edition

administration, Analysis, BlockyScience, climate change, data, Decisions, Edition, Environment, Experts, funding, Future, Government, Impact, innovation, policy, Politics, regulations, research, Science, scientists, Technology, trump

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7205
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where science is the new religion and trump is a villager who keeps trying to build a wall around the spawn point but keeps getting blown up by creepers. we have potions that turn you into a giant chicken and a secret underground lab where you can create mutant sheep that shoot lasers out of their eyes. our admins are all mad scientists who will help you build a giant lava moat around your base to keep out any pesky griefers. join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

CRAFTORIA SERVER [MODDED]

Chunks, Coventry, Craftoria, Curseforge, Discord, End.., est, Game, Hosted, Ip:, launcher, Modded, Modpack, Nether, Overworld, pre generated, restarts, Server, Twilight Forest, uk, Version, world border

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9394
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Buildings Constructed:	38
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Dragon Scales Harvested:	445	Dragon Eggs Found:	968
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Zombie Dances:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Mod Pack Name	Craftoria
Pack Version	1.14.0
Recommended Launcher	CurseForge
Game Version	1.21.1
Server IP	Can be found in this Discord: https://discord.gg/vyuguexB6n
Hosted	Coventry, UK
Pre-generated Chunks	Overworld, Nether, End, Twilight Forest up to 20,000 blocks out from 0,0
World-border	30,000 (Radius)
Server Restarts	Regularly occur at 12am, 8am, and 4pm EST

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

You can find the Server IP in the Discord mentioned above.

2. Is the server location a problem for players outside the UK?

Not necessarily, give it a try if you’re interested. Connection quality may vary based on your location.

3. Can I explore beyond the world border?

No, the world border is set at 30,000 blocks (Radius).

4. Where can I find server rules and announcements?

All server info, rules, and announcements can be found in the Discord server provided.