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| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 3643 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 34 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 23 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Join us and help us raise money for a $6200 bench memorial in honor of our fallen comrade…wait, scratch that, we mean in honor of our fallen pixel warrior! Who needs a real bench when you can have a virtual one in Minecraft, am I right?
Plus, our server is so fun that you’ll forget all about your real-life responsibilities. No need to worry about paying for anything, because on our server, everything is free! Just like OP’s company, we believe in making the employees shoulder the cost. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with any drama like OP did.
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be responsible for is having a good time! And remember, if anyone tries to voluntell you to do something, just say “No – find someone else” – we won’t judge!
