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NoAddress4U

Address, admissions test, aita, background checks, distant relative, District, elite public school, ethical codes, fair rent, jeopardy, LANDLORD, NoAddress4U, PRESSURE, Professions, refusing, residency requirements, school regulations, sibling, Strict, text convo

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5550
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Villages Defended:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with scandalous family dynamics and school admissions drama!

Imagine this: your landlord is pressuring you to help their distant relative get into a prestigious school by using your address. But wait, there’s more! You and your partner are professionals with strict background checks and ethical codes to uphold. Will you risk it all for a Minecraft server? Only one way to find out!

Join now for a server experience like no other. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have family feuds and school scandals to navigate? It’s a virtual soap opera waiting to happen!

CountryGuessr Minecraft SMP

Country, CountryGuessr, culture, Economy, famous cities, famous exports, Flag, geography, Government, guessing game, heritage, History, landmarks, Language, Minecraft, national cuisine, national symbols, natural beauty., Population, smp, tourism, Traditions, unique attractions

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8404
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join this lit Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you gotta hop on this crazy train. First off, we got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear for days. And get this, our server is guarded by a squad of ninja creepers who will protect you from any griefers trying to mess with your builds.

But wait, there’s more! We have a mini-game where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle it out with other players in epic pig jousting tournaments. And every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the server and grants wishes to lucky players who find it.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, surrounded by rainbow waterfalls and candy cane trees? Yeah, it’s pretty much the most epic place ever. So come join us and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

PixelPocalypse2029

advancement, Disappearance, Evolution, Extinction, future trends, innovation, long term predictions, Modernization, obsolescence, PixelPocalypse2029, predictions, progress, revolution, societal changes, societal shifts., technological advancements, Technology, transformation

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9103
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Enchantments Applied:	291
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever come across!

Join us if you want to witness pigs riding on top of flying llamas, chickens doing the moonwalk, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs in the Nether. Plus, our diamond ore is actually made of real diamonds (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughter!

JailCraft Minecraft Server

alexei navalny, Court, defense attorneys, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, imprisonment of lawyers, JailCraft, jailed, judicial system, justice system, Late, Lawyers, legal defense, legal proceedings, Legal System, Minecraft, opposition leader, political dissent, political persecution, Russian, Server, trial

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2496
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
New Chunks Explored:	238051	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a lawyer but also play minecraft at the same time? well, on our server u can do both! we have 3 lawyers who got jailed by a russian court but they still manage to play minecraft and give u legal advice at the same time. join now for the most lit and legal minecraft experience of ur life! #justiceforminecraftplayers

MineCraftMayhemSA

anger, Conflict Resolution, Fatalities, government response, HUMAN RIGHTS, labor rights, law enforcement, MineCraftMayhemSA, miners, Mining (Industry), Police Brutality, police tactics, protest, protest crackdown, public outrage, smoke them out, social unrest, south africa, standoff, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7535
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Zombie Dances:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

lol come join our minecraft server where we promise not to ‘smoke you out’ like those crazy police in south africa!! we don’t kill miners, we just mine for diamonds and build epic castles!! plus, we have a secret underground city where we throw wild parties with creepers and skeletons, it’s lit af!! so don’t be a dead miner, come join us and let’s have some blocky fun together!! #justicefor87miners #minecraftpartytime 🎉💎🏰

DragonCity

Community, Discord, DragonCity, Economy, MCMMO, Minecraft, Play, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6182
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Come play on our Minecraft server, don’t forget to join the Discord and participate in our awesome community and discover what we play outside of Minecraft

185.29.166.250:25004

AliAS Invaders Phase 1.20.2

1.20.2, AliAs, Amanogawa Shiina, Chisaka Airi, Dizzy Dokuro, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fuura Yuri, Himemiya Rie, Invaders, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaneko Lumi, Komachi Panko, phase, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, Phase Connect Amanogawa Shiina, Phase Connect Character References, Phase Connect Chisaka Airi, Phase Connect Divegrass Team., Phase Connect Dizzy Dokuro, Phase Connect Ember Amane, Phase Connect Erina Makina, Phase Connect Ex-Tsunderia, Phase Connect Friends, Phase Connect Fuura Yuri, Phase Connect Himemiya Rie, Phase Connect Idol Corp, Phase Connect Jelly Hoshiumi, Phase Connect Kaneko Lumi, Phase Connect Komachi Panko, Phase Connect Lia, Phase Connect Links, Phase Connect Official Character References, Phase Connect Official Schedule, Phase Connect Official Twitter, Phase Connect Official Website, Phase Connect Previous Thread, Phase Connect Remilia Nephys, Phase Connect Schedule, Phase Connect Second Generation, Phase Connect Thread Template, Phase Connect Twitter, Phase Connect Twitter Widget, Remilia Nephys

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3490
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Towns Built:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like /pcgia/ but in blocky pixel form! We got Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders, like Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko!

Imagine building a world with these crazy characters, it’s gonna be a blast! Plus, we got all these other threads and links, like /pcg/, /vt/, /tcgia/, and more! It’s like a virtual party that never ends, bro! So come join us and let’s mine and craft our way to victory! #MinecraftMadness

TeenDefender Minecraft Server

Argument, Asshole, Background, Cash, Dck, Defending, disbelief, high school, husband, ice cream, Laughter, Minecraft, Mother, onesie, prick, PROM, regular customer, Regulars, Server, stink eye, teenager, TeenDefender, thank you

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5554
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8051
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Votes:	8421
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	242
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other!

Imagine a world where you can defend teenagers from overbearing moms just like in the story above. You’ll be hailed as a hero and praised for standing up for what’s right! And who knows, maybe you’ll even get called an asshole, d!ck, or prick for good measure – it’s all part of the fun!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter really big girls in onesies coming for ice cream, laughing in the background as you save the day. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and hilarity?

So come join us for a unique and unforgettable experience. Who needs prom when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world? Don’t miss out – join now!

BdayBashBummer

anxiety attack, BdayBashBummer, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, boyfriend’s birthday, boyfriend’s friends, college application, Communication, Family Support, high school, Insecurity, Loneliness, mental health, mental health struggles, restaurant celebration, self worth, social anxiety, social exclusion, Social Interaction, Surprise, Treatment

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8309
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Ores Mined:	1341	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. We have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! But be careful, because our resident Ender Dragon loves to photobomb every screenshot you take.

Need a break from mining and crafting? Join our weekly llama racing competition where you can ride llamas through obstacle courses and compete for the title of Llama Champion! And don’t worry, our llamas are trained professionals who won’t spit on you (most of the time).

But that’s not all! We also have a special event called “Creepers Anonymous” where you can vent about all the times those sneaky creepers blew up your hard work. It’s a safe space for all Minecraft players who have been traumatized by those green monsters.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

SingleCraft SMP

DATING, Honesty, introspection, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-empowerment, Single life, SingleCraft, smp

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2058
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Lol, bruh, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF. We got diamond armor giveaways every hour, bro! And the mobs? They drop enchanted golden apples like candy, no cap. Plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can summon dragons to do your bidding.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn town is actually a secret underground disco club where you can party with villagers all night long. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like llama racing and chicken jousting. It’s wild, man.

So, why are you single? Because you haven’t joined this epic Minecraft SMP yet, duh. Trust me, once you’re part of our wacky community, you’ll be drowning in Minecraft girlfriends. So what are you waiting for, bro? Join now and let the chaos begin!