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PixelPunch Minecraft Server

101004146, abstract, Aesthetic, art, Background, Colorful, Creative, design, Desktop, digital art, Graphic design, illustration, Minecraft, Minimalist, mobile, nice wallpaper, pattern, PixelPunch, Server, Texture, trendy, wallpaper

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	398
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6499	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with plain walls? Well, come join our server where the wallpaper is so fabulous, even the creepers stop to admire it! Our walls are decked out in the finest diamond blocks and gold accents, making your gaming experience truly luxurious. So why settle for drab when you can have fab? Join us now and let your eyes feast on the most stylish wallpaper in all of Minecraft!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

anger, appreciation, Breakfast, Communication, Conflict, Cultural differences, Effort, Expectations, family, Gaslighting, Gratitude, Holycraft, husband, Marriage, Minecraft, misunderstanding, relationship, religious celebration, Server, thank you, tradition, Wife

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5268
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Buildings Constructed:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that appreciates your efforts and acknowledges your hard work? Look no further than our server! We understand the importance of gratitude and respect, unlike some husbands out there.

Join our server for a chance to be appreciated for every block you mine, every mob you defeat, and every structure you build. We promise to thank you for your contributions, unlike some people who think a simple “thank you” is too much to ask for.

Don’t let your days be ruined by ungrateful husbands who expect you to do everything without a word of appreciation. Join our server and experience a world where your efforts are recognized and celebrated. Plus, we have special religious celebrations where we actually say “thank you” for all your hard work – what a concept, right?

So if you’re tired of being gaslighted, belittled, and taken for granted, come join us and be a part of a community that values and appreciates you. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a Minecraft husband who knows how to say “thank you” without making it a big deal.

ReunionRage33: PhotofailPartner

Accountability, athleisure wear, Communication Issues, exhaustion, family dynamics, family gatherings, hurt feelings, in-laws, lack of empathy, lack of preparation, last minute plans, leaving without warning, long-distance relationship, misunderstandings, partner’s family reunion, PhotofailPartner, professional family photos, relationship conflict, ReunionRage33, unexpected events, unresolved issues

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1310
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	411	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never leave you unprepared for professional family photos! Join us for a wild adventure filled with surprises and unexpected twists, just like the time our player forgot to pack anything but athleisure wear and swim suit cover ups for a family reunion!

Imagine the chaos of trying to rock a swimsuit cover up for professional photos with your in-laws – only on our server will you experience such hilarious mishaps! And don’t worry, our players are always ready to support you, even if they suggest wearing that cover up with pride.

Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, from exhaustion to disbelief, just like the time our player decided to leave the reunion altogether after a failed attempt at preparation. Will you stay and face the family photo drama, or make a dramatic exit like a true Minecraft hero?

So come on over to our server, where every moment is a comedy of errors and every player is a star in their own outrageous story. Who needs family reunions when you have a Minecraft server full of unforgettable moments? Join now and let the laughter begin!

MineMelody Minecraft Server

deep meaning, emotional connection, emotional resonance, favorite quotes, impactful verses, lyrical impact, lyrical resonance, meaningful music, melodic memories, memorable lines, Minecraft, MineMelody, moving songs, music inspiration, musical quotes, poetic expressions, powerful words, resonating lyrics, Server, song lyrics, songwriting brilliance, soulful lines, unforgettable phrases

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	994
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party destination for all you blockheads out there! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and was immediately greeted by a dancing creeper wearing a top hat. The creeper led them to a secret underground disco where all the mobs were busting a move to the latest hits. The player couldn’t believe their eyes and decided to join in on the fun. They danced the night away with zombies, skeletons, and even a stray cat who had some sick dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. It’s a clucking good time, let me tell you!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even find yourself singing along to a catchy tune with a group of friendly Endermen. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

PixelPeePotionCraft

alcohol misuse, burning sensation, disinfectant, first aid, genital care, health, hygiene, Irritation, Medical, mens health, penis, PixelPeePotionCraft, rubbing alcohol, rubbing alcohol on genitals, rubbing alcohol on skin, rubbing alcohol safety, rubbing alcohol side effects, Sensitive skin, shaft, skin care, Treatment

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6237
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	228
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Farms Harvested:	771	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things)? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even rubbing alcohol on your penis shaft won’t compare to the excitement you’ll feel when you join us.

Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens or building a castle made entirely of diamonds (because who needs stone when you can have bling?).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking creepers who only reveal themselves to the most skilled players. Will you be the chosen one?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will make rubbing alcohol on your penis shaft seem like child’s play.

GazaCraft Theater: No Jewish Events

anti-semitism, Belgian theater, community response, controversy, cultural diversity, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, event cancellation, event planning, Events, freedom of speech, Gaza massacre, GazaCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Jewish, Jewish school, media coverage, Middle East conflict, political tensions, public opinion, religious conflict, social justice, Theater

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6868
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Votes:	5298
New Chunks Explored:	143532	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Ores Mined:	8421	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and not be bored out of ur mind? well, this server is the place for u! we got crazier than a llama on a pogo stick up in here.

we got pigs that can fly, chickens that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (they’re not very good jokes, but hey, they try). plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground rollercoaster that takes u on a wild ride through lava and waterfalls? it’s like a theme park on steroids.

join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe u will. but who hates fun? not u, that’s for sure.

CraftyCriticCove

artistic expression, artists, Authenticity, classical composers, classical music, Composer, covers, CraftyCriticCove, creative freedom, creativity, criticism, Individuality, innovation, Interpretation, JS Bach, Music, musicality, originality, Performance, Style, tradition

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	778
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

join dis server if u wanna be surrounded by unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. we have a secret hidden treasure that only the chosen ones can find. also, our staff are all trained ninjas who will protect u from creepers and zombies. plus, we have a disco party every friday night where u can dance with skeletons and endermen. so come join us and let the madness begin!

HeartbreakCraft: Electric Love Stims

Electric, HeartbreakCraft, love, stims

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5779
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Animals Bred:	170	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	365
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4

hey u! yea u! r u tired of being heartbroken in ur minecraft relationships? well do i have the server for u! we use ELECTRICAL BRAIN STIMULATION to ease ur heartbreak! just target the left DLPFC and right VLPFC and BOOM ur love trauma syndrome is GONE! it’s like magic but with electricity! join our server for a randomized, single-blind, parallel-group, sham-controlled study on how to fix ur broken heart in minecraft! don’t wait, join now and say goodbye to heartbreak FOREVER!

1.21 Survival: Where breaking blocks is more addictive than caffeine

Addictive, Adventure, blocks, BREAKING, Caffeine, challenge, creativity, Dedicated, Discord, Donations, Friends, gameplay, inspiration, Ip:, item-spawning, Protect, rules, Server, Spawn, Survival, SURVIVE, Teleporting, Vanilla, Voting, world, world border

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9696
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	1126	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Magic Items Found:	7647
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	38.133.155.215
World Type	Survival
Game Mode	Vanilla
Difficulty	Hard

Server Features:

24/7 Survival gameplay
No griefing or stealing
PvP only with consent
Powerful dedicated server with high view distance
Pure, unmodified version of the game

What we have:

Survival Multiplayer
Discord community
Protection from grief and stealing
Hard difficulty setting
Friendly and creative environment

What we do NOT have:

No fancy spawn (unless you build one!)
No teleporting or item-spawning
No world border or excessive rules
No donations, voting, or ranks
No griefing or stealing
No PvP without consent

Server Rules:

Respect and Common Sense! Survive and Be Epic!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the server IP?

A: The server IP is 38.133.155.215

Q: Is the server always online?

A: Yes, the server is 24/7 and you can play anytime.

Q: Can I play solo or with friends?

A: You can go on solo adventures or team up with friends to build together.

Q: Are there any special features on this server?

A: The server offers protection from griefing, a dedicated server for optimal performance, and a friendly community atmosphere.

MineGoddessMC Server

Atlus, autists, delisted, Digital Devil Saga, English, japanese, Launch Trailer, Megaten Fusion Tools, MineGoddessMC, Platform, PV03, Server, Shin Megami Tensei, SMT V, smtg, Soundtracks, streaming platforms, Thread, Trophy List, twitter, Vengeance OST

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2394
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Emeralds Found:	9707
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Star Shards Collected:	291	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Votes:	4994

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

We have a trophy list that will make your head spin, with challenges that will test your skills to the max. And don’t even get us started on our launch trailer – it’s so epic, you’ll want to watch it on repeat!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even Vanilla SMT5 has been delisted – that’s how wild things get around here. And if you’re a fusion autist, we’ve got the perfect tools for you to create the most mind-blowing fusions imaginable.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!