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CraftyCraze – Minecraft Server

Build Ideas, Comfy forest, CraftyCraze, Curseforge, FAQ, Feedback, guides, inspiration, java, legacy accounts, Minecraft, Modded minecraft, modpacks, Mods, mojang, optimization mods, PFAA, pollymc, PolyMC, prism launcher, Reikapack, Server, server authentication, Servers, Tall trees

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8307
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9857	Mines Excavated:	3108
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Emeralds Found:	8187
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cozy as a warm hug from a creeper? Look no further than our Comfy Forest and Tall Trees edition! Join us for discussions on modded Minecraft, share your projects, get feedback on your builds, and more!

In other news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been brutally murdered. But fear not, you can still play the game without a Microsoft account using our top-secret links!

Need mods? We got ’em! Want optimization mods? We got those too! Got shafted by M$ and can’t authenticate your server? We have a solution for that too!

Join us for a wild ride through the forest of mods, inspiration, and general shenanigans. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of our secret servers like PFAA or Reikapack. It’s a jungle out there, but we promise it’s worth it!

Why Wasnt He In Space Marine 2? – Minecraft SMP

Character, game continuity, game design, game development, Game lore, game production, game release, game sequel, game series, game speculation, gaming industry, Marine, Minecraft, missing character, plot hole, Sequel, smp, Space, Space Marine, space marine 2, space marine franchise, Storyline, video game, video game character, WASNT

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4815
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	4245	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	421
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every Friday night, and the winner gets a diamond block shaped like a llama! Plus, our admin once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod – true story! So why wasn’t he in Space Marine 2? Because he’s too busy running the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

OuchCraft SMP: Painful Moments

#excruciating, accident, Agony, anguish, cause, discomfort, Distress, emotional, Experience, hurt, Incident, injury, INTENSE, long-lasting, MOMENTS, OuchCraft, PAINFUL, Physical, smp, Suffering, Torment, Trauma, Unbearable, worst pain

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3737
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the worst pain you’ve ever felt is not from falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper, but from laughing so hard at the ridiculous shenanigans that go down on our server.

From epic pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, who needs a boring old survival experience when you can have a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter?

So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

MainCharTVWars

action, Beloved, best, Character development, comedy, Drama, fan favorite, Favorite, Hero, iconic, Lead role, Main character, MainCharTVWars, memorable, Mystery, Popular, Protagonist, series, television, tv show

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6343
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Are you tired of boring old TV shows where the main character is just meh? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can become the ultimate TV show main character! Imagine battling dragons, building epic castles, and saving the world all while looking fabulous in your pixelated armor. Join us and show the world who the real star is – YOU! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Become the hero of your own story on our Minecraft server today!

StripCraft: Prove You’re a Girl!

airport policy, airport procedures, airport screening, airport security, body search, discrimination, gender confirmation, gender discrimination, Gender Identity, girl, girl’s rights, Harassment, HUMAN RIGHTS, identity verification, LGBTQ, personal dignity, privacy violation, Prove, security protocol, strip search, StripCraft, teenager, transgender rights, Youre

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3312
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Magic Items Found:	5081	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5765
Dragon Eggs Found:	8625	Unicorn Sightings:	0

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just tryna catch a flight to go mine some diamonds in another dimension, and then BAM, airport security is like “yo, you gotta strip to prove you’re a girl”. like, what even is that?! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, you won’t have to strip for anything! just come chill with us and build some epic castles and stuff. plus, we have a rule that says if anyone asks you to strip, they get banned FOREVER. so come join us and leave the airport drama behind!

Quirky Quercetin Quest

agricultural science, Agricultural Technology, antioxidant capacity, antioxidant response, flavonoid metabolism, flavonoid synthesis, grape seedlings, nitrogen application, nitrogen metabolism, nitrogen regulation, plant growth, plant health, plant nutrition, plant physiology, plant research, Plant stress response, Quercetin, Quest, quirky, salt stress, stress tolerance

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2085
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Alien Abductions:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna chill in minecraft and plant some grapes and stuff? well, dis server is da bomb cuz it has grape seedlings that are like supercharged with nitrogen and antioxidants and flavonoids and all dat good stuff.

like, u can have grape seedlings that are like super strong and can handle salt stress like a boss. imagine having a grape farm that’s like immune to all da haters tryna mess with ur crops.

join dis server for da most epic grape-growing experience of ur life. u won’t regret it, trust me. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft farming, but with grapes. grapes, man. grapes.

Block Party Minecraft Server

academic success, accomplishment, BLOCK, class assignment, creative writing, Drivers license, fake news, good things, life update, lying.., milestone, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, Party, personal achievement, personal growth, positive news, reaching goals, school work, self improvement, Server, Small victories, Struggling, Student Life

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5829
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Towns Built:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Villages Defended:	5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of driving without ever needing a license! Our virtual roads are filled with twists, turns, and the occasional creeper crossing. Who needs a real car when you can race through our pixelated streets in style?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government. Will you join forces with them or challenge their rule? The choice is yours!

So why waste time getting a real driver’s license when you can have all the fun and excitement right here on our server? Join now and start your wild Minecraft adventure today!

Minecraft SMP – /gfg/ – Girls’ Frontline General

/v/ermins, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, bully seaniggers, character event, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, EXILIUM, external search, Frontline, general, GF1 Resources, gfg, Girl’s Frontline, Girls, Girls’ Frontline 2, guides, lore material, lurk before posting., major event, mica, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, news events, PNC Resources, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, smp, Story summary, Sunborn games, Sunborn ID, T-Doll Batch, Targeted Search, theater mode, Tourists, translated story

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1665
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	5036
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Farms Harvested:	943
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Runes Activated:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of this madness.

Do you want to build a giant potato statue of yourself in the middle of a lava lake? We got you covered. Want to ride a pig dressed as a cowboy while shooting arrows at creepers? Absolutely doable. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of blocky adventures.

But beware, we have a strict policy of only allowing players who can juggle with TNT while riding a unicycle. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this crazy realm, join us and show off your skills.

And remember, our motto is to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates, so be prepared to embrace the chaos and have a blast. See you in the game, but only if you’re ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

TransManRejectorCraft

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, discrimination, Diversity, friendship, Gender Identity, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, personal choice, rejection, relationships, Respect, sexual orientation, social norms, societal expectations, tolerance, trans man, TransManRejectorCraft, Transphobia, Understanding

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1278
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Mines Excavated:	3406
Potions Brewed:	51	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Animals Bred:	72	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all identities and orientations! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and unexpected twists.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of players approaches you and asks for your in-game number. You politely decline, stating that you’re only interested in mining and crafting. But wait, they insist that their friend, who happens to be a creeper in disguise, has a crush on you! They argue that since the creeper identifies as a player, it’s totally cool for you to date them.

Luckily, your trusty Minecraft buddy, let’s call them Steve, swoops in to save the day. Steve reminds you that you’re not obligated to date anyone you’re not interested in, whether they’re a zombie, skeleton, or even a dragon in human form. But then, another player named Lily pops up and accuses you of being transphobic for not giving the creeper a chance. The drama unfolds as you navigate through the complexities of love and friendship in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such absurd and hilarious scenarios while building your own virtual world? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

RolloVsArthur Minecraft SMP

Arthur Shelby, battle, British, Characters, clash, comparison, epic battle, fan debate, Fight, gangster, historical drama, Historical figures, Minecraft, Norse, peaky blinders, Rollo Lothbrok, RolloVsArthur, showdown, smp, tv show, Vikings

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3246
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Divine Spears Created:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the battles are as epic as Rollo Lothbrok taking on Arthur Shelby!

Join us if you want to witness crazy showdowns between players dressed as Vikings and gangsters from the 1920s. Will Rollo’s brute strength overpower Arthur’s cunning tactics? Only time will tell in this insane world where anything can happen.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out for glory and bragging rights. Who will emerge victorious and claim the title of ultimate champion?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a crossover between Vikings and Peaky Blinders, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!