| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 3121 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 19 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 19 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
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| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 6826 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 95 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 | Divine Spears Created: | 10 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Join us for a chance to experience the most epic adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From building giant statues of Nicolas Cage to riding pigs off of cliffs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But the real reason you should join? Well, let’s just say that legend has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a chicken suit, you’ll unlock the secret to what sex with Satania would be like. Trust us, it’s worth it.
So come on and join us for a ride that’s sure to be filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 7364 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 16 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted egg that grants you three wishes. Want to fly like a chicken? Done. Want a chicken army to do your bidding? Consider it done.
And if you’re feeling peckish, head on over to our Chicken Cafe where you can feast on all things poultry – from chicken nuggets to chicken parmigiana. Just be careful not to anger the Chick-Fil-Army, a group of militant chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their delicious brethren.
So what are you waiting for? Join HOT CHICK HEAVEN today and prepare for a clucking good time!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 4237 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 16 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant statue of a soyjack, towering over the spawn point. Legend has it that if you can climb to the top of the statue and do a backflip, you’ll be granted three wishes by the soyjack gods. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just the beginning.
Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: two players facing off in a heated duel, when suddenly a wild herd of llamas comes charging in, spitting at everyone in sight. Chaos ensues as players try to fend off the llamas while still trying to take down their opponent. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the disco chicken. Legend has it that if you can find and tame a disco chicken, it will lead you to a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But be warned, the disco chicken is a fickle creature and will only reveal its secrets to those who can dance the Macarena flawlessly.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today for a wild, wacky, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, when in doubt, just dance the Macarena.
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 9025 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 12 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 562379 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
SmallishBeans, also known as Joel, is a popular British YouTuber known for his gaming content, vlogs, and challenges. With over 2 million subscribers, he has gained a large following for his fun and engaging videos. SmallishBeans is known for his humor and energetic personality, making him a beloved figure in the online community.
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 6153 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 34 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 8101 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 6 | Magic Items Found: | 8796 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Join us and experience the thrill of battling Korean players who are actually secret agents from Canada! That’s right, these Koreans are the buryats of Canada, and they are here to take over the server with their epic building skills and top-notch PvP tactics.
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of insane stories to keep you entertained as you navigate through our server. From uncovering hidden treasure chests filled with diamond blocks to riding on the backs of flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment in our SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a Korean buryat agent along the way!
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 6173 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 64 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing pandas appear and start a flash mob in your mine shaft. Or how about riding on the back of a flying pig as you soar through the skies and battle against evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword?
But wait, there’s more! Our server events are so wild, you’ll never want to leave. From Serenade Promenade where you can serenade your fellow players with your best rendition of “Baby Shark”, to Decagrammaton where you’ll face off against a giant boss that’s part octopus, part disco ball.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 2439 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 22 | Potions Brewed: | 128 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 52 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 267 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 48 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of VTubers decided to take over the Minecraft world. They built castles made of diamonds, rode pigs into battle, and tamed dragons with their incredible singing skills. And now, they’re looking for new recruits to join their wacky escapades!
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join this SMP, you’ll gain the power to speak every language in the universe. Yes, even alien languages from distant planets! Imagine the possibilities of communicating with extraterrestrial beings while building epic structures in Minecraft. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity you can’t afford to miss.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy journey of VTubers, Universe exploration, and Minecraft madness. Who knows what kind of hilarious adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind SMP!
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 2723 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 49 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
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| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 8100 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 7340 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 14 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
