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| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 6857 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your in-game wife wants to name your virtual son after her in-game father. But here’s the catch – her father is a virtual jerk! He’s verbally abusive to his virtual wife, a former virtual alcoholic, and holds virtual harmful views. And now, your virtual wife is throwing a virtual fit because you refuse to name your virtual child after this virtual asshat.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and witness the virtual family drama unfold as you navigate through virtual challenges and virtual conflicts. Will you stand your ground and refuse to honor the virtual jerk? Or will you give in to virtual pressure and name your virtual child after him?
Don’t miss out on the virtual insanity! Join our server now and experience the craziest virtual rollercoaster ride of your life. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining?
