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HaitianGangWars Minecraft Server

central america, collaboration, cooperation, Crisis, deployment, El Salvadoran, Fight, Gangs, Guatemalan, Haiti, HaitianGangWars, International, intervention, law enforcement, Military, Minecraft, Mission, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, Server, solidarity, Troops, violence

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8329
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
New Chunks Explored:	672652	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit fam. we got guatemalan and el salvadoran troops pullin up in haiti to fight gangs, like what even is happenin? u can be part of dis epic battle and help take down dem gangs wit ur pickaxe and sword. plus, we got like, diamond armor for days and u can ride on a llama into battle. it’s gonna be a party, so join now before it’s too late and u miss out on all da fun. let’s goooooo!

/wvp/ – Western Vtuber Party Minecraft SMP

adult content, Adult Fan Content, audios, Chuubas, explicit discussion, Fan art, fanfiction, indie vtubers, lewd content, lewd discussion, lewd fan art, lewd fanfiction, maid duties, Minecraft, NSFW, Party, smp, sustained lewd discussion, tributes, virtual youtubers, Vtuber, vtuber community, Western, Western Vtuber Porn, western vtubers, wvp

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2898
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Emeralds Found:	5989
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all your lewd indie vtuber discussions! Join us for explicit discussions, fan art, fanfiction, and even relevant tributes to your favorite indie vtubers. And guess what? The vtubers themselves are welcome to join in on the fun! So why wait? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft lewd again!

Block Chopping Minecraft Server

BLOCK, chopping, chopping block, disease control, Epidemic, eradication, global health, Healthcare, herd immunity, immunization, immunization campaign, Infectious Disease, Minecraft, outbreak, Polio, polio eradication, Prevention, public health, Server, vaccination, vaccine, vaccine development, vaccine distribution, World Health Organization

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4026
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Love Letters Sent:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the polio vaccine is the ultimate treasure! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the polio vaccine was hidden deep within the virtual world by a group of mischievous players who wanted to protect it at all costs. But beware, the vaccine is guarded by a fierce army of zombie anti-vaxxers who will stop at nothing to keep it out of your reach. Are you brave enough to embark on this wild adventure and claim the polio vaccine for yourself? Join now and prepare for the craziest quest of your Minecraft life!

Life in the Can Minecraft SMP

adapting to prison, coping mechanisms, criminal justice system, incarceration, inmates, Life, life behind bars, life in confinement, life in custody, life in jail, life in prison, Minecraft, prison conditions, prison culture, prison environment, Prison Experience, prison life, prison reform, prison routine, Rehabilitation, smp, survival skills

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2803
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Star Shards Collected:	113	Dragon Eggs Found:	8999
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Astral Projections Made:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	1075	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is so lit, even Martha Stewart would be jealous.

We’ve got a thriving community of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. You never know what shenanigans they’ll get up to next.

And don’t even get me started on the mods. They’re like the guardians of the server, keeping everything in check while also stirring up chaos just for fun.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, it’s not for the faint of heart.

BlockyCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

AK EN Database, AK resources., AK x CFA Collab, AK x Sanrio Collab, Almond, arknights, Bibeak, BlockyCraft, Caster Tecno, Chongyue, Defender Penance, Defender Underflow, Exodus From The Pale Sea, Global, Goldenglow, Grain Buds, Guard Ulpianus, Icefield Messenger, jessica the liberated, jp, KR, Lucilla, Medic Paprika, Minecraft, MODERN, Mostima, Nian, Path of Life, Qanipalaat, Quercus, Reed The Flameshadow, Server, Shining Steps, Sniper Melanite, Specialist Kirara, Specialist Mizuki, Supporter Proviso, Supporter Windflit, Thorns The Lodestar, Vigna

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5203
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	869081	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a redstone contraption gone wrong!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have birthday celebrations for Mostima, Vigna, Bibeak, and Qanipalaat every day! Who wouldn’t want to party with these awesome heroes?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a treasure chest full of exciting content. From 6 Defender Penance to 5 Sniper Melanite, there’s always something new and epic waiting for you to discover.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a special event where you can team up with AK characters in a battle for survival. Imagine fighting alongside Goldenglow, Lee, and U-Official against hordes of zombies and skeletons. It’s like a crossover event on steroids!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Cursed Sports Team Minecraft SMP

Bad Luck, cursed, cursed franchise, cursed history, cursed sports franchise, cursed sports team, Doomed, Hexed, Jinxed, Minecraft, smp, sports, sports curse, sports hex, sports jinx, sports misfortune, sports superstition, sports team, sports woes, TEAM, team curse, Unfortunate, Unlucky, unlucky team

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7929
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Animals Bred:	44	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is the most cursed sports team you’ll ever join!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for resources when suddenly, a team of zombie pigmen challenge you to a game of soccer using TNT blocks as the ball. And guess what? The referee is a creeper wearing a whistle around its neck!

But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground arena where players battle it out in intense PvP matches while riding on the backs of flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superhuman strength.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a sports team that’s more cursed and chaotic than this one? Join us now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

The Respectful Minecraft Server

Abuse, anger, arguments, Boundaries, brother, Catharsis, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, coping, DISRESPECTFUL, emotional, family, Frustration, Minecraft, Mother, relationships, Release, Relief, respectful, Server, stress, verbal abuse

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7953
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ores Mined:	5368
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of dealing with annoying family members who just won’t stop talking smack? Join our Minecraft server and release all your frustrations in a safe and virtual environment! No need to hold back, just let it all out like a verbal volcano erupting! Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner caveman mode and tell everyone to shut the f*** up without any consequences. So come join us and sleep like a baby knowing you’ve let it all out!

Bitcoin pumps to the moon Minecraft SMP

Bitcoin, Blockchain, blockquotepBitcoin, Crypto, CRYPTOBROS, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, Digital Currency, faith lost, financial system, GOLD, institutionally controlled, Investment, Minecraft, Moon, normies, paper money, people currency, PUMPS, SMPpblockquote, Technology, tiktok

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6691
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Void Armor Forged:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only currency is Bitcoin! Forget about diamonds and emeralds, we’re all about that digital cash flow. But don’t worry, we’re not like those normies on TikTok who only care about crypto for clout. We’re the real deal, baby.

Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of the Bitcoin market. Who needs stability when you can have volatility, am I right? Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself is a secret member of our SMP and he’s always dropping Bitcoin blocks in random places for us to find. Talk about a hidden treasure!

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and you’re ready for a crypto adventure like no other, come join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll strike it rich and become the ultimate Bitcoin miner in our wacky world. See you on the blockchain, gamers!

Dan’s Epic Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Comic, Dandadan, DanDaDan Edition, Dans, Epic, FANTASY, japanese, Manga, Manga adaptation, manga art, manga artist, Manga collector, manga illustrator, manga recommendation, Manga Review, manga series, Minecraft, popular manga, series, Server, SHONEN

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7133
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Alien Abductions:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the Dandadan edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

2. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens with an iron beak. Join us and witness his epic chicken army in action!

3. Want to ride a flying pig? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just find the magical pig saddle hidden in the enchanted forest and soar through the skies like a bacon-loving superhero.

4. We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Dandadan edition Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Mindbroke Minecraft SMP Mastermind

Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, Manipulation, mastermind, mental anguish, mental breakdown, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, mental manipulation, millions, mind control, mindbroke, Minecraft, narcissism, psychological abuse, psychological manipulation, psychological torment, psychological warfare, smp, toxic behavior, Trauma

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1592
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5181	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who mindbroke millions! That’s right, he literally broke their minds with his epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions. Join us if you want to witness the madness firsthand and maybe even have your mind broken too! Just be prepared for some wild adventures and maybe a few trips to the Minecraft asylum. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see if you can handle the chaos!

PooPuncher’s Minecraft Server

bathroom habits, bathroom humor, bodily functions, Bowel Movements, defecation, digestive system, excretion, funny facts, gastrointestinal health, human body, medical anomaly, Minecraft, one of a kind, Poop, PooPunchers, rare condition, recorded history, Server, Shit, strange abilities, unbelievable feats, unique ability, unusual talents

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4829
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Star Shards Collected:	158	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the owner has a superpower that will blow your mind – he can poop and shit at the same time! Imagine the efficiency and skill required for such a feat! Join this server and witness this legendary act for yourself.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds from flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of this magical world?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers who drop enchanted golden apples when defeated. It’s like a rave party with explosive rewards!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in this crazy, hilarious world. Join now and let the fun begin!