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GoldRushMC Server: Milei’s Mystery Transfer

abroad, argentina, assets, Business, Destination, Economy, EL PAÍS English, Financial, Foreign, GOLD, GoldRushMC, Government, investigation, milei, Mileis, Mystery, quantities, reserves, scandal, Server, speculation, Transfer, transparency

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8319
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Love Letters Sent:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest treasure hunt ever! we have hidden all of Argentina’s gold in the game and you have to find it before Milei gets mad! he’s been looking for it everywhere but we hid it so well he can’t find it!

rumor has it that the gold was actually transferred abroad by a sneaky player who wanted to keep it all for themselves. but we won’t tell you who it was, you have to figure it out on your own!

if you find all the gold, you’ll become the richest player in the game and everyone will bow down to your epic minecraft skills. but be careful, there are traps and challenges along the way that will test your bravery and cunning.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and embark on the craziest treasure hunt of your life! who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the mystery of Argentina’s gold along the way.

CraftyDoers & LazyBuilders

comma separated, CraftyDoers, do nothing, do something, Generate, hoping, LazyBuilders, list, long tail, people, tags, up to 20

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1843
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where pigs fly and cows do the macarena. we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the djs and the zombies are the dance floor.

we have a special potion that turns you into a unicorn for 24 hours, so you can prance around and spread glitter everywhere. our community is full of friendly trolls who will build you a castle out of diamonds and rainbows.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary golden carrot that grants you three wishes from a magical chicken. and don’t forget about our annual potato sack race, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted pickaxes.

so come on down to our crazy minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

ChunkyCraft

ChunkyCraft, fertility, health risks, hormonal imbalance, lifestyle diseases., male infertility, male reproductive health, mens health, obesity, obesity complications, obesity effects, obesity impact, obesity research., overweight, reproductive health, reproductive system, semen quality, sperm count, sperm motility, weight and fertility, weight management

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3674
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, you’ll forget about your weight problems! our server is so lit that even your sperm will thank you for joining! we have crazy challenges that will make you sweat out those extra pounds while building the sickest creations in the blocky world. who needs a gym when you can get fit and have a blast with us? join now and watch your sperm quality improve as you play!

MineActors Minecraft Server

Actors, advocacy, artists, compensation, creative work, entertainment industry, equality, fair pay, fair treatment, fair wages, industry standards, labor rights, MineActors, Minecraft, Pay, Respect, Server, talent, Value, Voice actors, voiceover, wages, WORTH..

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3269
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	8242	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers where the voice acting is as bland as a piece of stale bread? Well, look no further because our server pays voice actors what they’re fucking worth! That’s right, you’ll be greeted with hilarious and immersive voiceovers that will make you feel like you’re living in a wacky cartoon world.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help the chickens achieve world domination, or maybe just enjoy some delicious chicken nuggets along the way.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chaos!

BaraCraft – Pool Party Minecraft Server

Bara, BaraCraft, desuarchive, Edition, filter, last thread, long tail tag, Minecraft, Party, Pool, pool edition, Rentry, Server, shitpost, shitpost filter, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash, writefaggotry

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6899
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have transformed the game into a pool party extravaganza! Dive into our pixelated paradise and splash around with your friends in our virtual pools.

Join us on this server for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures. Swim with dolphins, build sandcastles, and even ride on the backs of giant squids! The possibilities are endless in our aquatic wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mermaids and uncover hidden treasures. Will you be brave enough to explore the depths of our mysterious underwater world?

So come on, grab your swimsuit and sunscreen, and join us on our Minecraft server for a pool party like no other. Just be sure to watch out for creepers trying to crash our splash-tastic fun!

DoggoHouse Minecraft Server

Apology, Border Collie, Communication, dog behavior, dog training, DoggoHouse, Dogs, golden retriever, house rules, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Neighborly, parenting, pet etiquette, pet manners, pet ownership, pet-friendly, pet-friendly homes, Playdate, playdate etiquette, Respect, Server, social norms

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8622
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Crops Grown:	7951
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Enchantments Applied:	263	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where bringing your dogs to drop off your kid is not only allowed, but encouraged! We love furry friends here and believe they add a special touch to any playdate.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can bring your border collie and golden retriever along for the ride. Our server is filled with dog-friendly activities, from digging up bones to chasing creepers away. Who needs coffee when you have a loyal canine companion by your side?

Don’t worry about asking for permission to bring your dogs, we welcome all furry friends with open arms (or paws). Our community is all about embracing the chaos and having a good time, so come join us for a howling good time!

So, if you’ve ever been scolded for bringing your dogs to a playdate, fear not! Join our server and let your pups roam free as you embark on epic Minecraft adventures. Who knows, maybe your dogs will even become legendary heroes in the world of blocks and pixels!

NoMobilityNoProblem

accessibility issues, Confrontation, disabled person, disabled rights, elderly passenger, ENTITLEMENT, etiquette on public transport, NoMobilityNoProblem, passenger behavior, passenger rights, priority seat, public transit, public transportation, rude behavior, seating arrangements, seating etiquette, social norms, train etiquette, wheelchair accessibility, wheelchair user

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1022
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Magic Items Found:	2028
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Holy Grails Found:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of standing up to entitled passengers like the wheelchair warrior! We don’t discriminate against anyone, but we do have a strict policy against rude behavior. So if you’re looking for a server where you can stand your ground and defend your non-priority seat with pride, then this is the place for you. Plus, who knows, you might even encounter some wild wheelchair ramp shenanigans along the way. So come on in and show that entitled granny who’s boss!

DreamJobMC Server

career, dream career, dream job, Dream lifestyle, dream profession, DreamJobMC, fantasy job, fulfillment, Happiness, ideal job, luxury, no financial constraints, no limitations, Passion, perfect job, purpose, satisfaction, Server, ultimate job, unlimited opportunities, unlimited resources

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5636
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Runes Activated:	2

Are you tired of the real world grind and dreaming of a job where money is no issue? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become the Supreme Overlord of Potato Farming, where you can rule over fields of spuds and command an army of potato minions to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also become the Grand Poobah of Chicken Wrangling, where you’ll be tasked with herding chickens through treacherous obstacle courses and competing in epic chicken dance-offs to prove your dominance.

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, how about becoming the Chief Executive Officer of Llama Llamas Inc., a prestigious llama breeding company where you’ll be responsible for creating the fluffiest and most fashionable llamas in all the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and live out your wildest job fantasies in a world where money is no object and the possibilities are endless!

NoMoreCreeper grief

bad habits, burden, Choice, decision, doubt, Eliminate, fear, Grief, Insecurity, Life, Negativity, NoMoreCreeper, overthinking, perfectionism, procrastination, regret, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-sabotage, stress, toxic relationships, worry

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4180
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Farms Harvested:	326
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Star Shards Collected:	190
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

If you could eliminate one thing from your life, it should definitely be the boring Minecraft servers you’ve been playing on! Join our server and say goodbye to the mundane world of mining and crafting.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. They couldn’t believe their eyes! But that’s not all, they also discovered a secret underground dungeon where players could battle it out in epic PvP battles while riding on the backs of giant chickens. It was absolute chaos, and they loved every minute of it.

So, if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft experience, come join us on our server and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Who knows what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll get into next? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyKids Minecraft Server

Abuse, advocacy, Beaten, central america, child rights, children, children’s rights, CraftyKids, detained, detention centers, el salvador, HRW, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights watch, injustice, international law, legal action, Minecraft, Server, Tortured, Trauma, violations, violence, vulnerable populations

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5358
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can escape from the horrors of real life like being detained, beaten, and tortured? well do i have the server for u! come join us where u can build ur own virtual paradise and never worry about being tortured by some evil dictator again! plus, we have over 60 children who can vouch for how great our server is, they love it so much they never wanna leave! so come join us and leave all ur real life problems behind, cuz in our server, anything is possible, even escaping from a human rights nightmare!

BananaCraft: Cocaine Edition

banana shipment, bananacraft, cocaine, Contraband, criminal activity Drug trafficking, criminal investigation, Drug Bust, drug cartel, drug enforcement agency, drug seizure Narcotics, drug smuggling, drug smuggling operation, drug trade Cocaine bust, drug trafficking investigation, drug trafficking operation Drug trafficking network, drug trafficking ring, drug trafficking syndicate, Edition, illegal drugs, law enforcement, organized crime

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2393
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Animals Bred:	87	Secret Passages Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta check out this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! It’s like finding six tonnes of cocaine in a banana shipment – totally unexpected and wild, bro!

We got pigs flying around like they’re on a magic carpet ride, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide in the corner. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’re throwing raves every night and serving up potions that’ll make you see unicorns, man!

Join this server if you wanna experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget – just like finding that cocaine in the bananas, amirite? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!