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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 1356 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 3793 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Star Shards Collected: | 270 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 50 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 23 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.
So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.