EJECTED Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HolocaustHavocMC

CONSERVATIVE, controversial, Disrupting, DiSRuPtiON, EJECTED, Europe, european parliament, extremism, far right, far-right politician, History, Holocaust, HolocaustHavocMC, meps, nationalism, Poland, Polish, Political, politician, Radical, Tribute

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9221
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Buildings Constructed:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Dimension Hops:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. we got this dude from poland who got kicked out for being too crazy, like disrupting some tribute or whatever. but don’t worry, we’re all about peace and love here, just some good ol’ minecraft fun. come join us and see what all the fuss is about. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, what more could you ask for? join now and let’s get this party started!

PyongyangPartyCraft

Conference Room, Diplomacy, Diplomatic, diplomatic incident, Dispute Resolution, EJECTED, EMBARRASSMENT, faux pas, foreign affairs, government officials, international relations, MINISTERS, North Korea, Politics, Protocol, Pyongyang, PyongyangPartyCraft, russia, Russian, summit, summit meeting

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1776
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mines Excavated:	1932
Astral Projections Made:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russian ministers get ejected for not knowing how to diplomacy in pyongyang!!! we have crazy shenanigans like building giant statues of kim jong un out of diamonds and riding pigs into battle against evil creepers. our community is full of wild and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the zombie apocalypse and stock up on all the diamonds you could ever want. join now for a truly unforgettable minecraft experience!

PuppyCraft: Where you can dig for diamonds but still can’t buy a submarine!

Afford, AMBITION, aspiration, Buy, Dedication, determination, diamonds, Dig, dog, dream, Effort, everyday, financial struggle, Goal, grind, hard work, hustle, motivation, perseverance, PuppyCraft, submarine, success, work, work ethic

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9647
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Magic Items Found:	6585
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	671	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Void Armor Forged:	21

Are you tired of working like a dog just to afford a measly submarine? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to mine for diamonds so big, you can trade them in for your very own submarine! Forget about real life struggles, come join us and start living your best underwater life in style. Who needs a job when you can just dig for riches in our virtual world? So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server today and start your journey to submarine ownership!

Crafty AF: ‘>Yup, that’s me’ Minecraft Server

Crafty, Curious, destiny, ended up, fate, gtYup, humor, introspection, Journey, life events, life experiences, Minecraft, personal growth, Reflection, relatable, Self Discovery, Server, Situation, Story, storytelling, that’s me, Twist of fate, unexpected, wondering, Yup

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8301
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Void Armor Forged:	28
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77	Runes Activated:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers trying to blow you up.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a rebellion against the pigs, causing chaos and hilarity to ensue.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. Join their ranks and become a llama knight, riding into battle on your trusty steed.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that can grant you unlimited power (or just make you really full).

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those pesky creepers).

Crafty Carb Coma

carb, Coma, Crafty, Generate, list, long trail, Mmmmm, tags, tummy

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9316
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Star Shards Collected:	135

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your tummy just right? Well, look no further because our server is here to satisfy all your tummy-rumbling needs!

Join us for a wild ride through a land filled with bacon trees, chocolate rivers, and marshmallow mountains. But beware, the evil broccoli monsters lurk in the shadows, waiting to steal your snacks!

But fear not, for our server is equipped with magical food armor that will protect you from any hungry enemies. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the legendary Cheeseburger Dragon for a chance to win the ultimate feast!

So come on down to our server and let your tummy lead the way to adventure and deliciousness! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

YeetCraft: ‘Is this any good?’

Analysis, appraisal, Assessment, critique, Evaluation, Examination, Feedback, Good, inspection, Is this any good?, judgment, opinion, Performance, quality assessment, Rating, review, Satisfactory, satisfactory level, Standard, Value, WORTH.., YeetCraft

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	726
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Ores Mined:	9655	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Endless Night Skies:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Crops Grown:	2855

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all the cake in the land. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature made entirely out of blocks who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a game of parkour. And rumor has it that he once turned a player’s diamond sword into a diamond spatula just for kicks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Memes & Blocks: ‘/pol/ WRONG AGAIN’ Minecraft Server

anthony albanese, Aussie women, blocks, bollard, Bollard man, bruceovsky, Chad Frenchman, citizenship, Crafty, Daily Mail, Escalator, French tradie, incel ziggers, Jewish, knife-wielding maniac, memes, Minecraft, Muslim cock, muslims, Offender, POL, real men, Russian cock, Server, Westfield Bondi Junction, white incel, wrong, WRONG AGAIN, Zigger

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1957
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	456
Farms Harvested:	458	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the epic saga of Bollard Man, the Chad Frenchman who fought off a knife-wielding maniac on an escalator! Our server is filled with beautiful Aussie women who praise our players for their bravery and citizenship is even offered by Anthony Albanese himself. Don’t be stuck on a server full of incels and ziggers, join us and slobber over Russian and Muslim cock like a real man! It’s 80% incel-free guaranteed!

MineCraftyFarm – Where Creepers Meet Crops!

1.6.3, 1.6.4, Alex time, co-op, Community, CREEPERS, crops, Discord, Farming, Gaming, general, Harvest Moon, indie, Meet, MineCraftyFarm, multiplayer, News, Official Dicksword, role playing, simulation, stardew valley, update, video game

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4469
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Holy Grails Found:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for the latest update 1.6.3, with 1.6.4 coming out later this week (if our pet creeper doesn’t blow up the server first). Our official Dicksword channel is where you can chat with other players, share your epic builds, and maybe even challenge someone to a duel in the Nether.

Previous players have reported encountering flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

NiggaCraft: Where Creepers are the only ones allowed to say ‘BOOM!’

Allowed, boom, CREEPERS, cultural appropriation, Cultural awareness, derogatory terms, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Language, nigga, NiggaCraft, offensive language, Political Correctness, Racial equality, racial sensitivity, racial slurs, racial tensions, racism, slangs, Social Issues, social justice, Stereotypes, white people

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4499
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	163
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is the absolute bee’s knees!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our mobs are so friendly they’ll give you a hug instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so magical, you might just find a unicorn prancing around in the forest. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Banter: Lycoris LOLz – Where Minecraft meets Recoil and chaos reigns supreme!

action, animation, Anime, banter, blocky, Chaos, Characters, Entertainment, Expectations, expectations for season 2, FANTASY, Feedback, lolz, Lycoris, Lycoris Recoil, meets, Minecraft, Opinions, Plot, recoil, REIGNS, review, SEASON 2, Sequel, series, SUPREME, Thoughts

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1150
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Lycoris Recoil, a mystical flower that grants you the power to shoot rainbows out of your hands. And rumor has it that in Season 2, the flower will bloom again, unleashing chaos and mayhem like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next ruler of the Minecraft universe with the power of the Lycoris Recoil at your fingertips!

Toilet Troubles MC Server: Where even your plumbing problems can’t stop the fun!

baby wipes, bathroom, clog, clogged, consequences, costly, diy, Fun, generation, learn, Lesson, maintenance, mistake, MONEY, plumber, Plumbing, Problems, Repair, Server, Sewage, SNAKE, STOP, TOILET, troubles, Waste

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	421
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Crops Grown:	7456
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of using baby wipes as toilet paper and clogging your plumbing like a noob? Join our Minecraft server and learn valuable skills like plumbing, so you never have to pay $250 for a plumber again! Plus, our community is full of expert builders who can help you construct the ultimate bathroom fortress to prevent any future wipe-related disasters. Join now and say goodbye to clogged pipes and hello to epic Minecraft adventures!

Warcraft & Chicken Nuggets – PvP Server

chicken, drenched in air, futari boshi, hunt, iya iya iya, Last, nai nai, nuggets, ocean wave, Party, pop stars, PvP, Server, Summertime, tabi no tochuu, Violet, vr dance, Wah, Warcraft, WARFARE

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3841
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our schedule is jam-packed with insane events like the Ocean Wave Party where you can surf on actual waves in-game, or the Drenched In Air event where you’ll be flying through the sky with water balloons!

But that’s not all, we also have the おどれ! VRダンス event where you can dance your heart out in virtual reality, or the POP/STARS concert where you’ll be rocking out with your block out!

And if that’s not enough, join us for the summertime beach bash, the フタリボシ duo dance-off, or the mind-bending い〜やい〜やい〜や maze challenge!

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of VIOLET or embark on a journey through Tabi No Tochuu! Last but not least, make sure to watch out for the elusive >>73670881 lurking in the shadows… or maybe just around the corner!