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Ejaculator’s Adventure 1.20.4

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8730
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Animals Bred:	165
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3831
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	27
Secret Passages Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Farms Harvested:	123

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of self-discovery and humiliation!

Build your own virtual dungeon to reflect your innermost desires and insecurities!

Explore a world where women reign supreme and you are just a lowly peasant begging for their attention!

Experience the thrill of being a one pump chump in a safe and supportive environment!

Join now and unleash your submissive side in ways you never thought possible!

Don’t miss out on the chance to embrace your true gooner nature and submit to the power of women!

Come play on our server and let your wildest fantasies run wild!

Vanilla so good it’s almost chocolate. No land claims, no whitelisting, pure survival fun! Join now!

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2227
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

BetterVanillaMC Server Information:

IP	play.cozycraving.com
Server	play.cozycraving.com
Discord	BetterVanillaMC
Map	Map

We are looking for new great community members to join! A once popular server that has grown quiet, we are looking to recruit a fresh new crop of amazing players.

About BetterVanillaMC:

Started January 20th, 2024, we are a relatively new server with lots of fresh new land. We keep gameplay as vanilla as possible with no-items-spawned and diamond currency. There are no land claims or protections, however, we use CoreProtect to undo any grief or looting that occurs so you can be sure your stuff is safe!!

Our server includes a 10,000 x 10,000 world map that will NEVER be reset and expand overtime!

Features:

Grief & Looting Protection WITHOUT land claims using CoreProtect
A diamond economy with a diamond to dollars conversion
Player Shops – buy and sell in the player-made shopping district near spawn
Simple VC – proximity voice chat for you and your friends
BlueMap – see your creations from a ‘Google Earth’ perspective

Please be sure to join our Discord Server.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have protections in place to prevent griefing and looting.
Are there land claims available?	No, we do not have land claims on the server.
Can I buy and sell items in the player shops?	Yes, you can buy and sell items in the player-made shopping district near spawn.
Is voice chat available on the server?	Yes, we have proximity voice chat for you and your friends to use.
How can I see my creations on the map?	You can use BlueMap to see your creations from a ‘Google Earth’ perspective.

BlockyBrits Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2988
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself is a regular player!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret dungeons filled with dancing llamas, a rollercoaster that takes you through the Nether, and a hidden treasure chest that holds the recipe for the ultimate potion of silliness.

So why wait? Click that link and join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared to laugh until your diamond armor falls off!

AEW’s Value in Minecraft SMP: The Wrestling Block Dynasty

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8915
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of creepers? Go for it! Want to build a giant toilet made out of diamond blocks? Why not! Our server is all about letting your creativity run wild and having a blast while doing it.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that AEW has secretly been hosting their pay-per-view events on our server, and if you join now, you might just catch a glimpse of Chris Jericho building a wrestling ring out of obsidian blocks. And if that wasn’t enough, we’ve also got Ring of Honor wrestlers dropping in to challenge players to epic PvP battles. Who knew Minecraft could be so action-packed?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

ExGirlfriendTaxEvaderMC

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2337
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your ex’s Tinder profile? Look no further! Join our server where we break up friendships faster than you can say “block this player.”

Our server is perfect for players who love a good eviction story – we have players who haven’t paid rent in years and still expect to be treated like royalty. But don’t worry, we’ll kick them out faster than you can say “creeper.”

So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs a job when you can mine for diamonds all day? And remember, when it comes to exes and evictions, enough is never enough on our server!

CraftyLoveDating

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9665
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	50

Tired of swiping left and right with no luck in the dating world? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Why waste time on dating apps when you can find your soulmate while mining for diamonds and battling creepers? Who needs a romantic dinner when you can build a pixelated castle together and ride off into the sunset on a virtual horse? Join our server and let love bloom in the most unexpected of places – a blocky world filled with endless possibilities and maybe even a little bit of romance. Who knows, you might just find your player two in this pixelated paradise!

SyeimCraft: Bridge Boom!

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2015
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian air force destroys bridges for fun! build ur own bridge and watch as it gets obliterated by flying planes! it’s like a real-life action movie, but in minecraft! plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from the air raids and plan your revenge. join now for the most intense and chaotic gameplay experience ever!

Earth²Craft

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9715
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Farms Harvested:	225
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

so like, imagine if there was a minecraft server where you could like, travel to different universes and find a version of yourself in each one. like, there could be a universe where you’re a potato or a universe where you’re a superhero.

join our server and explore the infinite possibilities of the multiverse. maybe you’ll find a universe where pigs can fly or where diamonds grow on trees. who knows what kind of crazy stuff you’ll discover!

plus, our server has the best parties in all the universes. we’re talking giant blocky dance floors, fireworks shooting off in every direction, and unlimited cake. you won’t want to miss out on the wildest parties this side of the nether.

so come on down to our server and see what kind of wacky adventures await you in the multiverse. who knows, you might even run into a version of yourself who’s a professional llama herder or a pirate with a parrot made out of redstone. the possibilities are endless, just like the universes themselves.

Devious Community Network: Where We Modded the Network’s Uncharted Expeditions to Find Space Dragons Riding Space Shuttles Underwater!

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8926
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Potions Brewed:	29	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Animals Bred:	106

Devious Community Network Overview

Modded Servers
Uncharted Expeditions
The Decursio Project
Dungeons, Dragons and Space Shuttles
Seaopolis Submerged (Just Released)
Devious Custom SMP (Coming soon)

Our servers rotate based on activity, community interest, and your suggestions!

🚀 Community-Driven Projects

We’re constantly working on new community-driven projects. Stay tuned for updates and how you can get involved!

💻 High-Performance Dedicated Servers

Experience seamless gameplay on our dedicated servers, equipped with top-notch hardware for a lag-free experience. We maintain the integrity of our packs with minimal banned items and no pay-to-win elements.

🌍 More Than Minecraft

Our vision extends beyond Minecraft. We aim to gather a vast community of friendly, like-minded individuals to not only play Minecraft but also share interests, hobbies, and enjoy community nights with games and movies.

✨ Join Our Fun and Easy-Going Community

We’re more than just a network; we’re a community of friends committed to creating a fun, welcoming, and easy-going environment. We value improvement, gratitude, and a good time.

We can’t wait to welcome you to the Devious family!

The Devious Team

🔗 Join our Discord here

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Devious Community Network?	You can join our network by connecting to one of our modded servers or joining our Discord community.
Are there any rules on the servers?	Yes, we have community guidelines in place to ensure a positive and inclusive experience for all players. Make sure to familiarize yourself with the rules before joining.
Can I suggest new server ideas or mods?	Absolutely! We welcome community suggestions and input on new server ideas, mods, and features. Feel free to share your ideas with us on Discord.
Is there a minimum age requirement to join?	We welcome players of all ages to join our community. However, some servers may have age restrictions, so make sure to check the server details before joining.
Are donations accepted on the Devious Community Network?	We do not have a pay-to-win model on our servers. Donations are accepted to support server costs and improvements, but they do not provide any in-game advantages.

BauCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	274
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	288	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Meteorites Collected:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on Advent 3D Edition where the adventures are as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear beyond their wildest dreams. Legend has it that those who join our server will have the chance to uncover such treasures and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most talented virtual idols, Baubau and Mococo. They serenade players with their angelic voices and even have their own merch for you to show off while mining and crafting your way to victory.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Advent 3D Edition and let the craziness begin! Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today!

Minecraft SMP: BuloBuloCraft!

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3381
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Crops Grown:	4425	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rare and elusive Merenda, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player even wished for an infinite supply of enchanted golden apples and now they’re the richest player on the server (and probably have a tummy ache).

So come join us on this wacky adventure where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM). Who knows, you might even become the next legend of Tia da Merenda edition>>143861154!