ejaculations – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Quarter of the Void 1.20.5
1.20.5, AMERICANS, college students, CUMSHOTS, Ego, ejaculations, elderly couples, Empty, Men, nation, people, per hour, per minute, per second, professionals, Quarter, sexually active, virginities, Void, work, working hours, younger ones
Join our Minecraft server and escape the overwhelming pressure of millions of ejaculations happening every second in America!
Experience a world where you can build, explore, and mine without worrying about the weight of simultaneous cumshots crushing your ego.
College students, overworked professionals, and elderly couples can all come together in our server to unleash their creativity and have fun without the burden of societal expectations.
Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the madness of real life and join us in a virtual world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

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TwinkSnatch Minecraft Server
Brazilians, Colonization, discrimination, Diversity, equality, European, fallen, gay community, Homophobia, Lgbt, LGBTQ, LGBTQ Representation, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, minority groups, Oppression, portugal, Server, Social Issues, south america, Stereotypes, twinks, TwinkSnatch
Are you tired of Brazilians stealing all the twinks on other servers? Have no fear, because on our server, we have a strict “no twinks for Brazilians” policy! Join us and help defend against the invasion of Brazilian twinks. Plus, did we mention that Portugal has fallen on our server? That’s right, you can explore the ruins of Portugal and uncover hidden treasures while fending off Brazilian twinks. Join now for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

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HolyCraft: Modest Russia Minecraft Server
Christian country, Christianity, conservative values, culture, Eastern Orthodox Church, Holycraft, Minecraft, modest, Modest behavior, Modest clothing, Modest lifestyle, Modest traditions, modesty, Modesty culture, Modesty in Christianity, Modesty in Russia, Moral values, orthodox christianity, Religion, religious beliefs, russia, russian culture, Server, traditional values
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where the only rule is to have fun!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Dance the night away with your pixelated pals and show off your best dance moves!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds somewhere on the server. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?
And if you’re feeling a little adventurous, why not take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? It’s the hottest ride in town, literally!
So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world!

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AnnoyingSisterInLaw420
advanced track, ANNOYING, annoying behavior, AnnoyingSisterInLaw420, AP classes, Arguing, average class, brothers girlfriend, class clown, English class, family meeting, freshman year, high school, interrupting, junior year, meeting the family, not proficient in English, throwaway account
Are you tired of dealing with annoying people like Jenny in real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build to your heart’s content! No more interruptions, arguments, or annoying classmates – just pure, peaceful gameplay.
Join us and build your dream world without any interruptions from pesky classmates or annoying siblings. Say goodbye to high school drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. Who knew escaping reality could be so satisfying?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave all the Jenny’s behind. Build, explore, and create to your heart’s content without any interruptions – just pure, uninterrupted fun!

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RedditRage Minecraft Server
common, community norms, digital age, Double Standard, ethical behavior, Hypocrisy, internet behavior, internet culture, Minecraft, moral standards., online behavior, online double standards, online ethics, online interactions, reddit community, reddit users, redditors, RedditRage, Server, social media, social platform, societal norms
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!
Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a land where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw dance parties instead of exploding. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!
But that’s not all – we have the most epic treasure hunts that will have you digging for diamonds in the most unexpected places. Rumor has it that there’s a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples hidden in a giant mushroom in the sky. Can you find it before the chickens do?
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers while wearing a suit made entirely of emeralds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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CraftyBrokeEats
beans and rice, broke meal, budget meal, canned soup, canned tuna, cheap eats, CraftyBrokeEats, frozen pizza, grilled cheese sandwich, Hot Dogs, instant noodles, leftovers, mac and cheese, oatmeal, pasta, peanut butter sandwich, ramen noodles, rice and beans, scrambled eggs, Spaghetti, toast
Are you tired of eating ramen noodles every night because you’re broke? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples that will satisfy your hunger and make you feel like a Minecraft millionaire! Join us and never worry about being broke again – unless you spend all your diamonds on a pet pig that can do backflips. But hey, who wouldn’t want a pig that can do backflips? Join now and let the ridiculousness begin!

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Toilet Fuel Rods & Containment Pool
bathroom, Containment, containment pool, environmental impact, excretion, Fuel, fuel rods, human waste, Plumbing, Pool, Poop, rods, sanitation, Sewage, sewage system, TOILET, waste containment., Waste Disposal, waste disposal system, waste management, waste processing, waste removal, waste treatment, waste treatment plant
so, like, imagine if u could poop into a toilet in minecraft and it, like, powered ur whole world. like, ur poop is actually spent fuel rods that go into a containment pool and, boom, ur world is lit up like a christmas tree. join our server for the ultimate poop-powered experience, where ur bowel movements are the key to success. u won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else, so come join us and let’s make some magic happen. poop power, baby!

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PixelPounders WeightLoss Bonanza
#WeightLoss, Blindness, bonanza, condition, diabetes, Diagnosis, Disease, health, INJECTIONS, jabs, linked, Medical research, optic nerve, ozempic, PixelPounders, Risks, semaglutide, side effects, study, Wegovy, weight loss, weight management
join our epic minecraft server and lose weight while you play! our special weight-loss jabs are infused into the game, making you shed pounds while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. but be warned, some players have reported a side effect of temporary blindness, adding an extra challenge to your gaming experience. with our exclusive semaglutide injections, you’ll be four times more likely to be diagnosed with optic nerve disease, adding a whole new level of excitement to your gameplay. join now and see the pounds melt away as your vision fades into darkness. it’s a one-of-a-kind experience you won’t find anywhere else!

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REBORN — ORIGINS: Semi-Roleplaying Minecraft Server for Java lovers with a twist of Afterlife humor!

Afterlife, Better End, Better Nether, Chipped, Community, Discord, Easy Emerald Tools and More, HANDCRAFTED, humor, Important Datapacks, java, jei, Lovers, Minecraft, Origins, reborn, SemiRoleplaying, Server, server details, smp, Twist, Woodwalkers, world-building, Worldmaps

Minecraft Server: Reborn Origins

Brief Overview

Reborn Origins is a Minecraft server where players choose a random origin and can team up with others or go against them. The server has a semi roleplay element and focuses on world-building and community interaction.

Server Details

Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Mods	50+ mods, including extra origins from After Life
Datapacks	Worldmaps, Chipped, Better End, Better Nether, Easy Emerald Tools and More, Handcrafted, JEI, Woodwalkers

More Information

For more in-depth information and to join the server, visit our Discord server.

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is the server version?	The server runs on Fabric 1.20.1
How many mods are there?	There are over 50 mods in total, mostly consisting of extra origins from After Life
Can I create my own lore and backstory?	Yes, the server has a semi roleplay element where players can create their own stories
What happens if I die in the game?	When you die, your origin becomes anew

BlueBlock Minecraft Server
Ami Amami, Blue, BlueBlock, Chiaki Katsumi, chubas, gawr gura, hex code, HololiveEN, idol en, indie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Minecraft, Nanobites, PETITE, phase connect, PixelLink, poko rakun, Prism Project, Server, solidarity, union, VNU, Zeli Zuimu
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is dedicated to all things blue! Join us and bask in the glory of petite blue chubas, where solidarity and union are key.
Not sure what counts as blue? Don’t worry, we got you covered. Blue consists of any petite character hex code where the blue element is significantly larger than the green or red elements. It’s a whole new world of blue-tiful possibilities!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to some of the most iconic blue characters in the Minecraft universe. From Gawr Gura and Jelly Hoshiumi to Poko Rakun and Ami Amami, you’ll never run out of blue-tastic adventures to embark on.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: rumor has it that deep within the pixelated depths of our server lies a hidden treasure guarded by the elusive Nanobites. Will you be brave enough to seek it out?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky blue-themed Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just uncover the true meaning of blue along the way.

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ForgottenCraft Minecraft Server
Abandoned, Amnesia, DESERTED, disregarded, Forgotten, ForgottenCraft, FORSAKEN, ignored, ISOLATED, left behind, Memory Loss, Minecraft, neglect, neglected, Overlooked, Server, UNNOTICED, unremembered
Are you tired of being just another player on a crowded Minecraft server? Well, look no further because on our server, you will be treated like the forgotten hero you truly are! Join us and become the legendary hero who was lost in time and space, only to be rediscovered by our wacky community of misfits and adventurers.
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary cheeseburger of destiny, battle against evil llamas who have taken over the land, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs! Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will have you laughing until you cry.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the forgotten hero rises again, where the absurd is the norm, and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules)? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

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