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The Aqua Thirst Quencher Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3605
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7792
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Potions Brewed:	143	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the art of creativity in the most unconventional ways! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while also learning the best methods for disposing of bodily fluids.

Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of using empty water bottles for…unique purposes. Need to get rid of a big load? No problem, just grab a bottle and let it rip! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, creativity, and of course, some questionable decisions involving bodily fluids. Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else!

SleepyCraft: Where even the mobs are more awake than you! 🛏️💤

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9708
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Falling into the Void:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Welcome to our magical Minecraft server, where the unexpected happens at every turn! Join us for a wild adventure filled with spellbinding surprises and enchanted encounters.

Ever wanted to experience a Minecraft world where the rules of reality are completely twisted? Well, look no further! Our server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game.

Picture this: you’re wandering through a mystical forest, when suddenly you find yourself face-to-face with a wizard who insists on helping you get warm by the fire. But watch out – things might get a little steamy! Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could turn into a lesson in magical pleasure?

So, if you’re ready to embark on a journey filled with unbelievable moments and mind-blowing experiences, join our server today. Just be sure to keep your robes on – unless you’re ready for a little magic of a different kind!

AutoCraft: Human vs AI

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8258
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Meteorites Collected:	4

Yo, dis server be like a freakin’ self-driving car, takin’ you on a wild ride through a crazy Minecraft world! We got so much epic stuff goin’ on, you gonna be like “who needs humans when I got dis server?!”

Join us and be part of the epic battle for space and resources with our autonomous cars… I mean players! We got so much cool infrastructure, you gonna feel like you in a whole new world.

So hop on this wild ride and see where it takes ya! Who needs humans when you got a server this lit?!

AlmondCraft: Heart Healthy & Fiber-Filled!

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4709
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

LOL, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like eating almonds for ur heart health but in Minecraft form! We got all da crazy stuff like lowering bad cholesterol mobs, blood sugar biomes, and blood pressure potions. Plus, we got inflammation-reducing armor and blood vessel lining health boosts. And don’t even get me started on our fiber-filled food for fullness and weight management quests. It’s like a heart-healthy adventure in every block, so come join us and level up ur health game in Minecraft style!

Breadcraft – 1.20.6 Survival Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2097
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to Breadcraft! You’re home to classic, vanilla Minecraft survival without Pay-2-Win bloat.

On our 1 world survival server, experience the thrill of simple survival with very few- yet helpful plugins to fulfill your experience.

Other servers are focused on making money and manipulating their players into purchasing items and ranks to make progress. Breadcraft is the polar opposite. We focus on providing a classic, vanilla experience to our players, WITHOUT the P2W!

On Breadcraft, you will encounter a lively, helpful, and friendly group of people who are online to have fun and relax. Our active and helpful staff is willing to provide an awesome experience for you through events and interaction as well as fast moderation!

Why stick to manipulative, profit driven Minecraft servers when you can join a fulfilling survival experience on Breadcraft? See you there!

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BootyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7828
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchantments Applied:	215	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any spice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and of course, the chance to see her perfect ass in all its blocky glory.

Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? We got you covered. How about a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Yep, we’ve got that too. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party with all the mobs busting a move.

But the real reason you should join our server? Because she’s back, and her perfect ass is waiting for you to admire. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Blocky Boner Buddies Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1742
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Animals Bred:	70	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Divine Spears Created:	29
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate small penis positivity! Embrace your tiny blocky appendage and don’t let size anxiety ruin your fun in the game. Our community is all about supporting each other and boosting confidence, no matter how pixelated your package may be.

Join us and share your small penis stories, like the player who was so insecure about his size that he never pursued any opportunities in the game. But now, thanks to our server, he’s feeling more confident and closer to losing his Minecraft virginity every day. Who knew building blocks could be so empowering?

So come on, join our server and let your small pixelated flag fly high! Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a good time) in the world of Minecraft.

OneCraft Server: Is She The One?

Commitment, Communication, compatibility, Connection, DATING, deep bond, future together, Happiness, intuition, lifelong partner, long term relationship, love, Marriage, OneCraft, partner, relationship, Server, Significant Other, signs she’s the one, soulmate, true love, Trust

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	692
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of finding that special someone to build a blocky empire with? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is the ultimate love connection for players seeking their pixelated soulmate.

Join us and you might just find your perfect match while fighting off creepers together or building a majestic castle for your future Minecraft wedding. Who needs Tinder when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

So come on, log in and see if she’s the one… for your Minecraft adventures, that is!

CraftyBrainsMC

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4901
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Enchantments Applied:	231
Dragons Tamed:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

If someone can successfully build a functioning roller coaster in Minecraft without any instructions, then you know they’re a genius! Join our server and show off your brain power by constructing mind-blowing creations that will leave Steve and Alex scratching their blocky heads in awe. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of highly intelligent Endermen who are always looking for new recruits. So come on over and let’s see if you have what it takes to outsmart the creepers and zombies lurking in the shadows. Who knew intelligence could be so much fun in the world of blocks and pixels?

BlindCrafters

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	568
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

so, like, you know when you open your eyes and there’s stuff everywhere? well, imagine if there was nothing. like, just darkness all around. that’s what it’s like for some people, man. but on our server, you can SEE everything! like, there’s colors and shapes and stuff. it’s wild, dude.

plus, we have this legend about a player who found a diamond the size of a house. like, can you even imagine that? a freakin’ diamond house! and they say if you join our server, you might just stumble upon it yourself. or maybe you’ll find a portal to a land made entirely of cake. who knows, man. the possibilities are endless.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, on our server, pigs can sprout wings and soar through the sky. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell ya. so come on over and join us for the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life. you won’t regret it, bro.

PawCraft MRSA Mayhem

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	382
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can battle against giant mutant MRSA-infected dogs and cats!!! 😂🐶🐱 our server is like a vet clinic gone wrong, with crazy creatures running amok everywhere! u gotta use ur crafting skills to make antibiotics and save the day! 🦠💊🔬 join now for the wildest adventure of ur life! 🤪 #MRSAmadness #veterinarychaos #minecraftmayhem 🎮🔥

Nation of Stressed Minecraft People trying to Roleplay but failing miserably

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5195
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	26

Nation SMP Server Overview

Server Start Date	11 August (or sooner)
Number of Players	18
Discord Server	Join Discord

FAQ

Q: What is Nation SMP?

A: Nation SMP is a Minecraft server where players can have a say in decisions regarding mods/plugins and other aspects of the server.

Q: When does the server start?

A: The server is scheduled to start on 11 August, but it may start sooner.

Q: How many players are currently on the server?

A: There are currently 18 players on the server.

Q: Is the Discord server active?

A: Yes, the Discord server is chill and active. You can join using the following link: Discord Link