Shit Suck or Throat Clog? Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8732
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	50
Farms Harvested:	731	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Choose between the legendary factions of Shitsuck and Throteclog and embark on epic adventures filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

Join Shitsuck if you’re feeling brave and ready to take on the world with your fellow players. Build massive fortresses, engage in epic battles, and conquer the land with your unrivaled skills. But beware, the competition is fierce and only the strongest will survive.

Or perhaps you’re more inclined to join Throteclog, where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter. Dive into a world of madness and craziness where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! The possibilities are endless on Throteclog.

So what are you waiting for? Choose your faction, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to conquer Shitsuck or thrive in the chaos of Throteclog.

GatherCraft SMP: Auntie’s Dance-off

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5208
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Farms Harvested:	726	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of boring family gatherings where the most exciting thing that happens is Aunt Mildred accidentally spilling her drink on Uncle Bob’s lap? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you – join our Minecraft SMP where the family drama is turned up to 11!

Picture this: instead of arguing over who gets the last piece of pie, you’ll be battling it out in epic PvP battles with your cousins. And forget awkward small talk with distant relatives, now you can bond over building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their woolly reign? The choice is yours.

So if you’re ready to trade in family drama for Minecraft madness, join us and see just how wild a family gathering can truly be. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

PixelatedUgly

Appearance, arrogance, attitude, bad manners, Behavior, closed-mindedness, dishonesty, hygiene, insensitivity, lack of ambition, lack of confidence, laziness, Negativity, Personality, PixelatedUgly, poor communication skills, rudeness, Selfishness, Superficiality, Unattractive, unkindness

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7282
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Star Shards Collected:	123	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with basic builders and noobs? Look no further, because our server is the place to be if you want to level up your gameplay and have a laugh while doing it!

Join us if you want to avoid the ultimate Minecraft turn-off: players who build ugly, square houses that look like they were made by a blind Enderman! Our server is filled with master builders who can create epic structures that will make your jaw drop.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Creeper who loves to photobomb players’ screenshots. Don’t worry, he’s harmless… most of the time.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as hilarious, talented, and downright crazy as we are? Come join the fun and see for yourself!

HaniyehsSonGoneBoom

Assassination, cell phone, Claim, Conflict, Conspiracy, gaza, guided missile, Hamas Leader, Haniyeh, HaniyehsSonGoneBoom, intelligence, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, palestine, political intrigue, Son, speculation, targeted killing, Technology, Terrorism, WARFARE

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7740
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Animals Bred:	144
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Yo, so like, on this wild Minecraft server, we got this crazy story where Haniyeh’s son was playin’ Minecraft on his phone, right? And then outta nowhere, a freakin’ guided missile tracked his cell phone and BOOM, it took out the leader of Hamas! Like, talk about intense PvP action, amirite? Join this server for the most epic battles and unexpected plot twists, yo! Who knows what other world leaders might get taken out next, haha! Let’s get this party started, gamers!

SilentCraft: Loudest Argument

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6676
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	397
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2

u know wat else is loud? OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, where u can join and BATTLE llamas with LASER EYES. yep, u heard me right. these llamas are sick of bein cute and fluffy so they got LASER EYES to take down any player who crosses their path. but dont worry, u can team up with the TALKING SHEEP who will help u defeat the evil llamas and conquer the land.

if that aint enough to convince u to join, how about the fact that we have a SECRET UNDERWATER CITY filled with MERMAIDS who will trade u rare items for fish? yep, u can swim with the mermaids and explore the depths of the ocean to find hidden treasures.

but wait, theres more! our server also has a GIANT CHICKEN who lays DIAMOND EGGS. thats right, u can collect these precious diamond eggs and become the richest player on the server.

so why wait? join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and experience the craziest adventures uve ever had in the blocky world. remember, silence may be loud, but our server is even LOUDER.

TextCraft: Empowering Introverts

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5935
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Buildings Constructed:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where introverts rule da world! If you use texting to express yo self, dis da place for you! We got introverts levelin’ up their self-confidence like bosses! Text yo way to greatness and show da world who’s boss in dis epic server! Join now and unleash yo inner introvert power!

Land of Andonia: Where factions rule, mods abound, and kingdom shenanigans unfold!

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7211
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

World of Andonia RPG Survival Server

Features
Modded RPG Survival: Experience the challenge of RL Craft combined with rich roleplaying elements.
Three Main Factions: Empire of Foxon Kingdom of the Yellow Mountain Kingdom of Gaurhoth
Create Your Own Path: Form your own factions, sub-factions, or even entire kingdoms!
Dynamic Roles: Become a powerful leader, a humble trader, a skilled craftsman, or any role your heart desires.

Quests & Adventures
Unique Storylines: Each faction offers special quests and story interactions. Your choices shape your destiny.
Giant Battles: Lead armies into massive conflicts or live a peaceful life – the choice is yours.
Server Events: Participate in exciting hosted and random events that keep the gameplay fresh and engaging.

Open World Exploration
Solo or Team Play: Go it alone or build massive civilizations with friends.
Equal Opportunities: Non-faction players have access to their own questlines, ensuring a balanced and rewarding experience.

Ready to conquer Andonia? Join our Discord community to get started: https://discord.gg/rCuRC9BA3J

Unleash your potential in the World of Andonia and become the strongest, richest, and most powerful player on the server!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I create my own faction?	Yes, players can form their own factions, sub-factions, or even entire kingdoms in the World of Andonia.
Are there special quests for each faction?	Yes, each faction offers unique storylines and quests for players to engage with.
How can I participate in server events?	Players can join exciting hosted events and participate in random events to keep the gameplay engaging.
Is solo play supported on the server?	Yes, players can choose to go it alone or team up with others to explore and build in the open world.

Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server

Adult General, books, character sheet workdocs, Cira, combat mod list, comprehensive combat mod, Crafty, Elder Thread, FAQs, gear list, imperial library, Lore, Mazetism, Minecraft, Modding Guides, Mods, OSA archives, OSex, patch notes, returning users, RUASLEEP, Scrolls, Server, Sister threads, SKSE AE Update tracker, skyblivion, Social, UESP, Waifulation, Weekend Lore General

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4671
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8819	Dragon Scales Harvested:	142

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with dragons, wizards, and waifus galore.

Our server is so epic, it’s sponsored by the Skyblivion EditionPatch Notes – because who needs boring old regular patch notes when you can have Skyrim Special Edition creations update patch notes, am I right?

But that’s not all, folks! We have mods, modding guides, and FAQs that will blow your mind. And if you ever have a problem or suggestion, just hit up the “Contact” button at the top right of the site.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on our characters. They’re so legendary, they have their own stories and social lives. You’ll be laughing, crying, and cheering them on as they embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft.

And let’s not forget about our sister threads – /tg/tgesg/, /aco/teslg/, and our retarded sister thread [REDACTED]. They’re like the dysfunctional family you never knew you needed.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our treasure trove of RUASLEEP and pre-AE USSEP patches, gear up with our minimal starting modlist, and get ready for the most insane combat experience of your life. Elder Thread, eat your heart out – we’re taking Minecraft to a whole new level!

MamaMinecraftSMPHater

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7210
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Star Shards Collected:	287
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Looking for a place to escape from your annoying mom? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Our server is the perfect place to forget about your mom and focus on building epic creations with your new virtual friends. Plus, who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama with creepers and skeletons? So come join us and leave your mom behind in the real world – she’ll never bother you again in our pixelated paradise!

RoomieRevenge Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4999
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Towns Built:	7

Are you tired of your roommates stealing your food without permission? Join our Minecraft server where we have separate fridges for each player to avoid any food theft drama!

Imagine a world where you can safely leave your peanut chicken stew in the fridge without worrying about someone with a secret peanut allergy sneaking a bite and accusing you of poisoning them. Our server is a safe space for all food lovers, no matter what allergies they may have.

Join now and experience the thrill of cooking up delicious virtual meals without the fear of being accused of food sabotage. Don’t let food thieves ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game on without the drama!

PixelatedPettyWife

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7239
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	4391	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Animals Bred:	63	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Potions Brewed:	184
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Divine Spears Created:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where tipping is not part of the job description! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and zero tipping required.

Picture this: you and your family are out for a nice meal in our virtual city, when suddenly the waitress refuses to take a picture for you. No worries, just snap a selfie instead! And when it comes time to pay the bill, feel free to tip zero – because why not?

But beware, if you dare to question the tipping policies, you might just find yourself ignored by a waitress with airpods. It’s a world where the rules are made up and the tips don’t matter. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs tipping when you have epic Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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