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Final Fantasy Circlejerk Minecraft SMP

Beloved, circlejerk, classic, critique, fan favorites., fanbase, Fandom, FANTASY, ff7, FINAL, Final Fantasy, Final Fantasy series, final fantasy vii, game development, Gaming, Gaming Community, iconic, long-running series, Minecraft, Nostalgia, nostalgia overload, RPG, smp, video games

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just blend together like a bad potion recipe? Well, look no further because our server is like the Final Fantasy series on steroids!

Join us and escape the mundane world of Minecraft where every server feels like a rehash of the same old thing. Our server is like a Final Fantasy game gone wild, with epic quests, crazy boss battles, and a community that is more chaotic than a Chocobo race on steroids.

Forget about boring old FF7, on our server, every Final Fantasy game is fair game. From FF1 to FF15, we’ve got it all covered. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, why not create your own Final Fantasy game within Minecraft? The possibilities are endless!

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and experience the madness of a Final Fantasy circlejerk like never before? Join now and let the adventure begin!

RegretfulNoob – Minecraft SMP

advice, Awareness, Development, discovery, education, Experience, growth, hindsight, Insight, knowledge, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, MISTAKES, personal growth, perspective, realization, Reflection, RegretfulNoob, self improvement, smp, wisdom

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Do you ever wish you could turn back time and learn important life lessons sooner? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you can do just that! Join us and experience a virtual world where you can make all the mistakes you want without any real-life consequences. Forget about regretting not learning that lesson earlier, because here you can learn it in the most hilarious and absurd ways possible!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you accidentally hit a block of TNT, blowing up your entire base. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can just laugh it off and start fresh with a new base in no time. And who knows, maybe next time you’ll remember to be more careful when mining!

Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride full of crazy mishaps, unexpected twists, and valuable life lessons learned the most ridiculous way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

180Craft: Life Flips & Pixel Tricks

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Have you ever seen someone go from living in a dirt hut to ruling over an entire kingdom in just one Minecraft day? Well, that’s the kind of epic transformation you can expect on our server! Join us and witness players go from mining for coal to riding dragons and battling giant creepers in epic PvP battles. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the crazy rollercoaster of a life that awaits you on our server!

MissileCruiseCraft

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LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE INTERCEPT CRUISE MISSILES AND DRONES FIRED FROM IRAQ AT NORTH AND SOUTH HAHAHA. WE GOTTA PROTECT OUR BLOCKS FROM THOSE SNEAKY ATTACKS, ONLY THE BRAVEST BLOCK BUILDERS CAN SURVIVE HERE. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA BE A BLOCKY HERO AND SAVE THE DAY FROM EVIL DRONES AND MISSILES. LET’S BUILD A FORTRESS TOGETHER AND DEFEND OUR LAND FROM THE CRAZY THREATS. WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO INTENSE AND EXCITING?! JOIN NOW AND BECOME A BLOCKY WARRIOR!

Neuron Nonsense Minecraft Server

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so like, imagine this server is like your brain but on different timescales, man. some parts of the server respond to one word, while others respond to strings of words. it’s like a whole new level of brain power, dude. join this server and unlock the secrets of language-processing areas in your brain, man. who knows what kind of crazy stuff you’ll discover. maybe you’ll even become a Minecraft language wizard, casting spells with your words and building epic structures with your mind. come join us on this mind-bending adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. let’s get weird together, man.

Seeking faction members! No, we are not desperate… okay, maybe just a little [Factions]

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Full Faction Name	Republic of Rondor (Կվաանեօնան կյաչ Ռօնդօռ)
Current Government and Ideology	Bicameral presidential republic, national bolshevism
Leader	President Spyridon Êadoulv (Պռեսիդիեենտ Սպըռիդօն Եեադօւլվ)
Lore	According to Rondorian self-made propaganda history, Rondor was created after a peaceful political meeting between the former prince of Gohirm/former king of Rondor, Eodred/Esmond, and the supreme court of Gohirm to let Rondor become its own nation and take over all of Gohirm’s land. What really happened, was that the Gohirmian economy and politics was crumbling due to the 83 years long mafia leadership of Sêgeodvas (991-1074), so the Gohirmian prince Eodred left Gohirm in early 1076, and on the night of November 21st 1076, he and an army invaded Gohirm and killed all political opponents including King Theomund VII of Gohirm. After that was done, the Kingdom of Rondor was created and Eodred was crowned as King Esmond. No Rondorian has since spoken of what really happened on November 21st.
Motto	Nadrêch!/Նադռեեչ! (Onwards!), Feogt Êglaed’ie (No translation)
Additional Information	-National animal: Eagle -National flower: Bluebell -Architecture style: Early English medieval and wild west -Official language: Ypsilonian -Year system: Rondor counts the years since the fall of the great empire of Morvad who enslaved the Rondorian people. The current year 1084

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What type of server is Ronder?	Ronder is a small underdog faction on the Minecraft server Viridia.
How can I join the Republic of Rondor?	You can join the faction by contacting President Spyridon Êadoulv through Discord or joining the Rondor server.
What languages are spoken in Rondor?	The official language of Rondor is Ypsilonian.
What is the current year in Rondor?	Rondor counts the years since the fall of the great empire of Morvad, and the current year is 1084.
What is the national animal and flower of Rondor?	The national animal is the eagle and the national flower is the bluebell.

Crafty Toronto School – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon lets loose on the dance floor!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds instead of wool! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted potato that grants you infinite hunger and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Hezbollah Failed Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where we have epic battles, crazy events, and even a secret underground bunker full of diamond blocks (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so wild that even Hezbollah tried to launch a revenge attack on us, but they failed miserably because our players are just too skilled. /pol/ is even too scared to mention it because they know we’re the real deal.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of excitement, danger, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then come join us on our epic Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

ClassyCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build to your heart’s content.

Join us and leave behind the stress of deciding who gets the business class seat on a flight. On our server, everyone gets a first-class experience, no fighting necessary!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who will trade you diamonds for your most embarrassing secrets. Who needs business class when you can trade secrets with spooky mobs?

So come join us on our server, where the only fights you’ll have are with zombies and skeletons. It’s a no-drama zone, just pure Minecraft fun!

CryCraftSwedeSass

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from tense family situations like the one described above! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with crazy Swedish songs that won’t offend anyone’s elderly relatives.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time, without worrying about accidentally triggering a family feud. Plus, our foreign exchange students are all well-versed in appropriate birthday songs, so you can rest assured that no one will storm out in a fit of rage.

So come join us for a fun-filled experience that will leave you laughing and wondering why you ever considered singing questionable songs in the first place. Who knew Minecraft could be such a great therapy session for family drama? Join now and leave the drama behind!

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Zombie Dances:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Potions Brewed:	72	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Mines Excavated:	4251	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	265

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Animals Bred:	98	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	20

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Secret Passages Found:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Crops Grown:	9660	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ores Mined:	1482
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

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