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Pixel Love Connection

Communication, compatibility, compromise, Connection, Consistency, dating preferences, emotional connection, growth together, Honesty, long-term commitment, love, loyalty, mutual respect, Open-mindedness, Partnership, personal values, Physical attraction, PIXEL, relationships, shared interests, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2899
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Gods Slained:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Are you tired of dating creepers and zombies in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place to find your blocky soulmate! Our pixelated paradise is filled with eligible players looking for love, adventure, and maybe even a diamond ring or two. Join now and swipe right on that special someone mining for your heart!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Dating Show, where contestants compete for the chance to win a romantic date with the most sought-after dragon in all of Minecraft. Will you be the one to steal their heart and fly off into the sunset together?

So why settle for a boring old single-player world when you can join our server and embark on a quest for love, diamonds, and maybe even a happily ever after? Don’t miss out on the chance to find your player two – join us today!

FrenchJihadMCServer

Charlie Hebdo attackers, extremism, French jihadist, FrenchJihadMCServer, ISLAMIC STATE, radicalization, Terrorism, terrorism case, terrorism charges, terrorism conviction, terrorism investigation, terrorism laws, terrorism plot, terrorism prevention, terrorism prosecution, terrorism sentencing, terrorism suspect, terrorism trial, terrorism trial update, terrorism-related offences, trial

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6244
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

so like, u know how some people like to play Minecraft and stuff? well, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, we got crazier stuff than a French jihadist linked to Charlie Hebdo attackers, dude.

join us if u wanna experience the most epic battles and build the most insane structures. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing, and even a secret underground lair where u can find hidden treasures.

plus, our community is like, super cool. we all have each other’s backs and we’re always down for a good laugh. so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that are crazier than a trial for terrorism-related offences.

ZelenskyyCraft: 4/14 Brigades WepzNeeded

ammunition, Armed Forces, Army, Brigades, Conflict, Defense, defense budget, eastern europe, Equipment, geopolitical tensions, Government, international relations, Military, military capabilities, national security, SECURITY, Shortage, Ukraine, weapons, WepzNeeded, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7957
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	2431	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	786
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more weapons than ukraine has brigades 😂 we got diamond swords for days and creepers running scared! our players are so OP, they make zelenskyy look like a noob 😜 join us and dominate the battlefield with our insane arsenal of weapons and gear. who needs 14 brigades when you have our crew backing you up? come join the chaos and let’s show ukraine how it’s done 💪 #minecraftforlife #weaponsfordays #zelenskyywho

Blocky Equality: No Ageing Allowed

ageing, aging, Allowed, BIAS, blocky, brain network changes, cognitive decline, discrimination, equality, health disparities, healthcare disparities, INEQUALITY, long-term effects, mental health, minority populations, neuroscience, prejudice, racism, research, Social Issues, social justice, societal impact, stress, study

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4374
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Void Armor Forged:	17
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have NO RACISM and NO DISCRIMINATION because we all about that brain network changes, ya know? we got studies and stuff that prove it! if you want to age faster then maybe this server ain’t for you, but if you want to stay young and fresh like a baby chicken then come on over! we got crazy stories about players who aged 10 years in one day because they were being racist. don’t be like them, come join us and stay young forever! oh, and did we mention we have flying pigs and talking llamas? yeah, it’s pretty wild over here. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s keep those brain networks young and spry!

Love at First Block Minecraft Server

BLOCK, emotions, first love, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, love, Minecraft, Pain, rejection, relationships, Sadness, Server, unreciprocated love, unrequited affection, unrequited crush, unrequited emotions, unrequited feelings, unrequited love, unrequited relationship, unreturned affection, unreturned feelings, unreturned love

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5270
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Animals Bred:	127	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Are you tired of unrequited love in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can find true love with our virtual villagers! Build a pixelated palace for your pixelated partner and live happily ever after in the world of blocks and creepers. Who needs real love when you have a diamond sword and a pet pig named Baconator? Join us now and say goodbye to heartbreak, because in this virtual world, love is just a /tp away!

Chainlink – have you apologized to those in Minecraft SMP

Accountability, apologized, Apology, Blockchain, chainlink, Communication, cryptocurrency, forgiveness, growth, Honesty, learning, Minecraft, mistake, personal development, Recommendation, Redemption, Reflection, regret, relationships, self improvement, smp, social circle, transparency, Trust

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6033
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	8687
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples? Or maybe you’re enticed by the rumor that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who leaves behind exploding presents for unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP also has a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only respond to the sound of a player singing “Baby Shark” at the top of their lungs. Think you have what it takes to claim the treasure and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might even earn the respect of your social circle for recommending such a wild and wacky server. So come on, share your redemption story and let the madness begin!

BetterThanSex Minecraft SMP

BetterThanSex, Bliss, Companionship, Connection, Contentment, deep connection, ecstasy, emotional connection, emotional fulfillment, fulfillment, Happiness, Intimacy, joy, love, mental connection, Minecraft, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, romance, satisfaction, smp, spiritual connection

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6573
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about real life responsibilities – including getting laid. Who needs sex when you can spend hours building epic structures, battling mobs, and trolling your friends?

Our server is like a virtual wonderland where anything is possible. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Why not? Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with llamas? Absolutely!

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. We’ve had players who have forgotten to eat, sleep, and even go to the bathroom because they were so engrossed in the game. Who needs basic bodily functions when you have virtual adventures to embark on?

So come join us and experience the ultimate thrill ride of Minecraft SMP. Who needs sex when you have blocks to break and creepers to avoid? Let the addiction begin!

BlockBucksCraft

BlockBucksCraft, career fulfillment, career satisfaction, creative endeavors, dream job, exploring interests, finding purpose, following my heart, fulfilling aspirations, living my best life, living without limits, no financial constraints, passion pursuit, personal growth, pursuing dreams, pursuing goals, pursuing happiness, pursuing passions, Self Discovery, ultimate freedom, unlimited possibilities

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7937
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	310
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

If money wasn’t an issue, I’d be swimming in a pool of diamonds while riding a unicorn through a rainbow-covered forest. But since we can’t make that happen (yet), why not join our Minecraft server instead?

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing llamas. The trees are made of candy canes, the rivers flow with chocolate milk, and the sun shines with the brightness of a thousand glowstone blocks.

But that’s not all – our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that contains unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg that hatches into a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And did we mention that every player gets their own personal genie to grant them three wishes every day?

So come on, join our Minecraft server and let your wildest dreams come true – because on our server, anything is possible (except for swimming in a pool of diamonds while riding a unicorn through a rainbow-covered forest…yet).

ParatrooperPvP Minecraft Server

armored vehicle, battle, Combat, Conflict, Confrontation, Defense, eastern europe, fighting vehicle, INFANTRY, knock out, Kursk Oblast, Military, Minecraft, MODERN, News, ParatrooperPvP, paratroopers, Russian, Server, Technology, UKRAINIAN, Video, WARFARE

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3751
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	278
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	261	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Magic Items Found:	8804	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, then you gotta check out this place! We got Ukrainian paratroopers knocking out modern Russian infantry fighting vehicles like it’s nobody’s business in Kursk Oblast! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form! Join us and be part of the epic battles and crazy adventures that will make your head spin! Plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

ChairCraft: Brazilian Smackdown

aggressive behavior, Brazilian, Brazilian elections, Brazilian news, Brazilian politics, campaign chaos, candidate behavior, chair attack, ChairCraft, controversial incident, election drama, live tv, mayoral candidate, media spectacle, political aggression, Political debate, political rival, political scandal, political showdown, political violence, public altercation, SmackDown, violent confrontation

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	663
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	9043
Buildings Constructed:	6	Ores Mined:	9682
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	346	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where u can smash chairs over ur friends’ heads just like this brazilian mayoral candidate did on live tv! we have the craziest pvp battles and the wildest survival challenges. build ur own city and become the ultimate ruler, just watch out for flying chairs! join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!