| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 6078 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 150 | Magic Items Found: | 3162 |
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 4740 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 967 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 36 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 222 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 9411 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 157 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Are you tired of your mom and her husband trying to guilt you into changing your last name? Well, on this server, you can build a virtual world where you never have to hear those requests again!
Join us and experience the thrill of being asked to leave the room 7 times in 2.5 months of therapy sessions! Can you beat that record?
Create your own therapy sessions where you can tell the therapist that you will never change your mind and refuse to accept another man’s name. The best part? You can end therapy whenever you want because, hey, you’re “just a kid” in Minecraft world!
So, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the drama of real life family therapy and build your own world of chaos and fun, join us now! Let’s see if you’re the ultimate AITA in this virtual therapy world!
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 4033 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Join us if you want to face your fears head-on and conquer them in the most ridiculous ways possible. Have a fear of heights? We’ll make you build a sky base so high, you’ll need a parachute just to get down. Scared of the dark? We’ll send you on a quest to find the rarest glow-in-the-dark block in the game, guarded by a horde of zombie pigmen.
But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Fearless Faction, a group of players who have faced their fears and come out stronger on the other side. Join them if you dare, but be warned – their initiation ritual involves a dance-off with a creeper.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and face your fears like never before. Just remember, diamonds are the least of your worries here!
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 8125 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 40 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is like no other, with players who believe the most absurd “facts” about sex growing up.
From thinking that babies are delivered by storks in diamond-studded diapers to believing that kissing someone will give you superpowers, our server is a non-stop comedy show that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft server around!
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 6919 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 9168 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
and we got all these insane stories happening on the server, like one time, a creeper tried to run for president but got blown up by a bunch of angry villagers. and then there was this epic battle between a bunch of chickens and a herd of cows over who gets to rule the server. it was like, total chaos, but so much fun.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps? yeah, it’s like a real-life adventure movie down there. you gotta watch out for the lava pits and the zombie hordes, but if you make it through, you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds.
so, like, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and totally bonkers minecraft server out there, come join us. Orbán and his crazy antics are waiting for you to join the fun!
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 6495 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 214 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 23 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 370 |
plus, we got a secret underground city where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’ll trade you some out-of-this-world items in exchange for your soul… just kidding, they just want emeralds. but still, pretty cool, right?
oh, and did i mention we have a giant lava pit in the middle of spawn? it’s like a hot tub, but way more dangerous. so come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. who needs flying cars when you have all this craziness to explore?
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 8499 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9785 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
we got scientists working round the clock to make sure your brain is in tip-top shape while you’re playing, so you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs without any pesky brain fog getting in the way.
plus, rumor has it that some players have used our brain-controlling technology to cure their depression, lose weight, and even get rid of chronic pain! who needs a doctor when you’ve got a magnet and a minecraft server, amirite?
so come on down to our server and join the brainwave revolution! who knows what crazy things you’ll be able to do once you’ve got control of your noggin with just a flick of a magnet. it’s like magic, but better!
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 1740 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 10 |
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| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 6551 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 36 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Towns Built: | 2 |
Join a unique Minecraft adventure where every battle counts and every life matters! In Lifelink, you can reclaim your health with every foe you defeat, making PvP encounters exhilarating and strategic.
Features:
Lifesteal Mechanics: Gain hearts for every player you eliminate, turning the tides of battle in your favor! Dynamic Economy: Trade resources and build your wealth with a thriving community marketplace. Custom Plugins: Enjoy a tailored experience with unique features like loot drops, special events, and player challenges. Community Events: Participate in regular tournaments and themed events to earn exclusive rewards and showcase your skills. Friendly Community: Join a welcoming group of players who love to collaborate and compete. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer, there’s a place for you here! Ready to test your skills and embrace the thrill of Lifesteal? Gather your allies, hone your strategy, and dive into a world where every life taken means a chance for survival!
Join us now and become a legend in Lifelink
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