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BallBustersCraft

accident, aim, apartment, apartment building, Ball, BallBustersCraft, Effort, football, ignoring, Kids, loud sound, parents, park, payment, Peaceful, Petty, Plates, Playing, Rude, shattered plates, WINDOW

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	275
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Divine Spears Created:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Are you tired of dealing with pesky kids kicking balls into your apartment and breaking your plates? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where kids can’t ruin your day with their soccer shenanigans.

On our server, you can build a fortress so high that even the most skilled footballers couldn’t kick a ball through your window. Plus, we have a special “no broken plates” rule that guarantees your kitchenware will remain intact.

But wait, there’s more! We have a parkour challenge that will test your skills in dodging flying balls and angry parents. Can you make it to the end without getting hit? Join now and find out!

So say goodbye to rude kids and hello to a world where your plates are safe. Join our Minecraft server today and start building your ultimate ball-proof fortress!

DarkHumaneMinecraftSMP

Atrocity, brutality, Corruption, Cruelty, DarkHumaneMinecraftSMP, Darkness, darkness of the soul, Depravity, Despair, Evil, Horror, Humanity, Inhumanity, malevolence, Malice, Monstrous, Sinister, Suffering, Twisted, violence, wickedness

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4522
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Have you ever seen someone steal all the diamonds from a fellow player’s chest and then blame it on a creeper? Or witnessed a group of players forming a secret alliance to overthrow the server owner and turn the whole place into a giant chicken farm? Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the darkest side of humanity comes out to play!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic bases, engaging in intense PvP battles, and uncovering the juiciest drama this side of the blocky universe. Our community is filled with eccentric characters, from the mysterious hermit who only communicates through signs to the mad scientist who creates explosive contraptions just for fun.

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into chaos, betrayal, and endless laughter, come join our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, nothing is ever as it seems in this twisted world of pixels and possibilities.

CraftyCrazeMC

10. Soul-stirring experience, 11. Unfathomable emotions, 12. Overwhelming sensation, 13. Unforgettable moment, 14. Intense feelings, 15. Raw emotions, 16. Uncharted territory, 17. Beyond words, 18. Heartfelt experience, 19. Mind-blowing sensation, 2. Unique emotions, 20. Beyond description., 3. Unexplainable sensation, 4. Personal experience, 5. Emotional depth, 6. Profound feelings, 7. Inexpressible emotions, 8. Intangible sensations, 9. Deep connection, CraftyCrazeMC, Indescribable feeling

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1804
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Have you ever felt the rush of riding a pig off a cliff while being chased by a horde of angry chickens? No? Well, you’re missing out, my friend! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of living on the edge (literally) as you navigate through our wacky world filled with exploding sheep, dancing zombies, and talking trees.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that poops out diamonds and rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon himself.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and embark on the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

KyrgyzRexCraft

Alpkarakush kyrgyzicus, ancient reptile, Callovian Balabansai Formation, dinosaur anatomy, dinosaur classification, dinosaur evolution, extinct species, Fossil discovery, KyrgyzRexCraft, Kyrgyzstan, new genus, new species, orbital brow, Palaeontology, paleoecology, paleontological findings, paleontological research, paleontological study, postorbital, prehistoric creature, theropod dinosaur

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1338
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Ores Mined:	8499
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Zombie Dances:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got dinosaurs, like for real! Imagine riding a T-Rex into battle or having a pet Velociraptor to guard your base. And get this, we even have a new species called Alpkarakush kyrgyzicus, with a super cool orbital brow that will make all the other dinos jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located in Kyrgyzstan, so you know it’s gonna be wild. We’ve got mountains to climb, caves to explore, and even hidden treasures to find. Plus, our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to build, mine, and survive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate dino master. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re nothing compared to our prehistoric pals!

AfternoonCraft Minecraft Server

AfternoonCraft, blankets, bundle up, Chill, chilly, chilly room, cold, cold weather, Cozy, Freezing, frosty, good afternoon, guys, heater, Minecraft, room, Server, Shivering, snuggle, Temperature, Warm, weather, Winter

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9856
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Votes:	5661
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of freezing your blocky butt off in your room? Well, have we got the server for you! Our Minecraft server is so lit, it’ll warm you up faster than standing next to a lava pit in the Nether. Join us and experience the hottest builds, the coolest players, and the craziest adventures this side of the End Portal. So say goodbye to chilly rooms and hello to the hottest server around!

Minecraft SMP – AnthroMalesRule

A Second Chance, Anthro, AnthroMalesRule, Broken Sanctuary, Claws of Helion, Electroluxe, Fairytail Chronicles, Frost on her Feathers, Gratitude, Human Males, Loveless Incantation, manhunt, Media, Minecraft, Sanguine Dusk, smp, Songbird, Stories, Survivors of a Shattered World, Tales of Prince Anonymous, toys in bed, Wilderness Hearts, writing guides

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3178
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Void Gems Collected:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Runes Activated:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs with boring themes? Well, look no further than our server, where we have Human Males On Female Anthros General #3241! Join us for the “Toys In Bed” edition and experience a world filled with crazy stories and outrageous adventures.

From broken sanctuaries to frosty feathers, manhunts, shattered worlds, loveless incantations, and tales of prince anonymous, our server has it all. And let’s not forget about the fairytail chronicles, wilderness hearts, gratitude, claws of helion, and so much more!

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, drama, and maybe even a bit of romance. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic quest or a hilarious mishap. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and join the fun at our insane Minecraft SMP!

BlanketBanterCraft

bedroom decor, BlanketBanterCraft, childhood blanket, comfort item, Communication, compromise, compromise in marriage, decorating, design aesthetics, emotional connection, Home decor, Home office, interior design, Marriage, personal space, relationship dynamics, sentimental attachment, sentimental keepsake, sentimental value, shared space, Understanding

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5672
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Dragon Scales Harvested:	254	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4030	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Emeralds Found:	9077	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things sentimental and quirky! Join us and bring your old, tattered blankets to hang on the virtual walls of our world. Need a cozy spot to cuddle up when you’re stressed? We’ve got you covered (literally)!

Our server is the perfect place to showcase your beloved childhood treasures, no matter how faded or stained they may be. Who needs traditional art when you can have a wall full of nostalgic blankets?

And don’t worry about anyone trying to control your decorating choices here. We fully support your right to display your sentimental items wherever you please, even if it’s in the middle of the living room for all to see.

So come on in and join us for a wild ride of blanket-hanging adventures. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new appreciation for that old, tattered blanket you’ve been holding onto for years. Let’s make some memories and create a space that truly feels like home.

CarefreeCraft SMP

CarefreeCraft, personal growth, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-confidence, self-validation, smp

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2101
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of being judged for your diamond armor fashion choices? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace all styles, from pink tutus to full-on clown suits! Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build your dream base, whether it’s a giant toilet or a floating castle made entirely of cake.

Our community is filled with hilarious characters, like the guy who insists on riding around on a pig named Sir Oinksalot or the girl who communicates solely through interpretive dance. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored!

So, if you’re ready to stop caring what other people think and start having a blast in a wacky world of blocks and pixels, join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated dance battle with a creeper or embarking on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed!

MineCraftyConspiracies

9/11 inside job, aliens, area 51, big brother, chemtrails, Conspiracy Theory, deep state, false flag, global depopulation agenda, government cover-up, haarp, illuminati, mind control, MineCraftyConspiracies, moon landing hoax, new world order, reptilian overlords, Scary, secret society, surveillance state, vaccine conspiracy

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3785
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Divine Spears Created:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Have you heard about the Minecraft server where the creepers are actually government spies trying to steal your diamonds? Join us for a wild ride of conspiracy theories and secret underground bases hidden beneath every block. Trust no one, not even the friendly villagers who may be secretly plotting against you. Are you brave enough to uncover the truth and survive the ultimate Minecraft conspiracy? Join now and see if you can outsmart the Illuminati Ender Dragon!

AmazonSurvival Minecraft Server

AmazonSurvival, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9910
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

u know what’s not struggling? our minecraft server! come join us and escape the chaos of the real world where brazilians are struggling to breathe because the amazon is on fire. on our server, the only thing burning is your passion for building epic structures and fighting off creepers. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. trust me, you won’t be able to breathe from all the excitement on our server! so come join us now and leave the real world behind.